Well, what are you waiting for?
Go get that glam kit, honeys.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God.
-Oh, my goodness! -♪ Mannequin head ♪
Look at that gorgeous little thing.
What's in this box, though?
Whoa! Look at me.
-Oh, I love that. -Love that.
-A wig. -Oh, my gosh.
Is this supposed to be my hair?
My hair is much better than that.
Eyelashes.
I'm an Essex girl.
We've got to have our lashes.
This is professional shit.
Watermelon rainbow scrunchie.
No thanks. I'm not five.
A little scrunchie. I love it.
I'm excited about this.
So we are going hot and heavy, Jon.
I'm used to giving makeovers on Queer Eye,
but today, it's your task
to make your mannequin heads
look just like you, but extra.
It won't look like me.
I'll tell you that, Jonathan.
Make it pop.
Lance is pop.
Strong brows, luscious lashes,
a perfectly groomed beard.
Whatever your signature feature is,
make it stand out.
Don't stop, make it pop.
Confidence is key.
Be bold, be extra.
More is more here.
This is your chance to be your most fabulous self.
Go wild with style.
I'm gonna go wild. I'm gonna make it pop.
I'll be judging the makeovers,
and the most fabulous one will win.
I know I'm known for being extremely kind,
but you all have about, mm,
thirty minutes to complete your masterpiece.
Oh, my God! 30 minutes?
Your time starts now.
Okay!
Well, let's start with the base.
Yes.
We want natural, natural beauty.
Okay, girls.
Today, we are doing a simple
yet sophisticated look.
-Yes, I love a Mitch makeup masterclass.
Stressful.
I don't know what I'm supposed to be doing.
Maybe I should use the liquid one?
-Yes, Emily, girl, you should be
using the liquid one.
Beautiful. Beautiful!
Maybe the Fab Five will make it
the Fab Six after they see this.
I'm happy that this isn't on
a real person 'cause I'm like...
River, you have to win this.
Daddy, this look like you, baby.
I dunno how to get the blush to stay on.
That's just falls to the floor.
It's like powdered sugar.
Okay.
Eyeshadow. Okay, here we go. Here we go.
Yes, look at that.
We got some like purple eyes going there.
Aah! I got it in my mouth.
Okay, skin is done.
You ready for your eyebrows?
Going in for the brows. Okay.
This is what I'm talking about.
Ah, why won't it stick?
Oh no. Stay on for me, please.
These might fall off pretty soon.
They ain't twins but they're cousins.
We gonna take this right here.
Holy shit.
I feel like I'm a caveman
discovering fire for the first time.
I like that. Now it's all about the hair.
Put this on him to see what I'm working with.
Okay.
Okay, there's one attempt at a space bun.
Holy shit. Hair.
Oh, it was supposed to go like that.
Um, oh, God. Now it's falling off.
The wig's fell off. The wig's fell off.
Oh! Why did I do that? Actually, we'll take that.
-Just time for some finishing touches
to these fabulous creations
that will haunt my dreams forever.
Voila!
That was pretty stressful.
I don't hate it.
I have perfected the art of glitter.
Nailed it. Nailed it.
"You should now take a photo
of your mannequin makeovers."
It's time for your close up, girl.
I love it.
Getting those angles.
This looks like a real-ass person.
Maybe I should take one close up
so he can appreciate the glitter.
Jon is gonna be like, "Mitch, fabulous!"
I'm gonna be like, "Thank you."
If you're gonna catfish as a girl,
make sure your makeup skills are on point.
Great advice, Emily.
Just try and think of someone that could use it.