[screaming]
[roaring]
[evil laugh]
[screaming]
Hmm?!
[growling]
My new patties! They're making everyone change!
[groaning and screaming]
I gotta get out of here!
[screaming]
Maybe I'll pass on this patty.
Try this!
[groaning]
[burping]
Bite my buns.
[screams]
[screams] What are you doing here?
[screaming]
Well? Are you two going to say something, or do I have to--
No! Stay back!
What is the matter with you two?
No! Don't hurt us!
It was an accident!
What are you two talking about?
[viscous squish]
Ah! Look what you've done to me!
[spooky wailing]
[in unison] Squidward!
It's SpongeBob!
And Patrick!
We're ghosts!
[spooky wailing]
We're going to haunt you!
Forever!
[whimpering]
Yarrgh!
[laughing]
Oh! Hey!
All bilge rats on deck!
We have company,
and we want to show them a good time!
[The Flying Dutchman laughs]
[laughs] That tickled!
[laughing]
Hang on to your bloomers, SpongeBob!
It's going to be a bumpy fright!
[laughs]
What is this? Some kind of magic act?
[screaming]
Would anyone else like to enter the Fly of Despair?
[panting]
What was that?
I was already here!
Which way do I go?! Which...
I'm lost!
[grunting]
Oh! I'm hopelessly lost!
I'll never get out of here!
[laughing]
With my face I can say anything and make it sound scary!
[laughing]
One large skinny pumpkin latte with soy milk, please?
[laughing]
Keep paddling, Patrick!
This wind feels like broken glass
mixed with razor blades!
It's... the Big One!
[mumbles]
[laughing]
No!
[roaring]
Hey, I was gonna eat that!
If you're Patrick, then who's that?
[roaring]
[gasps] A real gorilla?!
Huh?
[roaring]
[screaming]
[screaming and grunting]
Ah-ha!
What the...?! SpongeBob!
SpongeBob!
[laughing]
[sniffing]
[laughing]
[groaning]
[clarinets playing]
[screaming]
[humming clarinet notes]
What?
[screams]
Hi, Squidward! Wanna play hide and seek?
The spark of life!
Boop!
[groaning]
He's alive! He's alive! Oh, he's alive!
[laughs]
SpongeBob, listen carefully.
We're just getting a lift back to the Krusty Krab.
I need you to stay calm
and don't lose your cool, understand?
Can I lose my cool now?
Why?
[screaming]
SpongeBob! You open this door right this--
[groaning]
Hello, Squidward!
[screaming]
[whimpering]
All sales are final from the Flying Dutchman,
especially for a selfish shellfish like yourself.
Try saying that three times fast.
Your soul's going into me fanny pack of despair.
Now pay up!
Huh?
An I.O.U.?
[chuckles] Yeah, well, I sort of sold my soul already.
What? To who?
Those guys.
We were here first, pops.
[snoring]
Oh, hey, Magic Pencil. What are you doing up?
Drawing yourself a glass of water?
[laughing]
[screams] DoodleBob!
[chuckles nervously] No hard feelings, right?
[screaming]
What do you think you're doing, Doodle?
You Doodle!
Me SpongeBob!
[screams]
[mumbling]
Rusty Rickets!
A big ghost?!
I thought we were conjuring a rib roast!
I'm outta here!
I'll get help buddy!
Just get me away from this freak!
One for all!
Who dug up the Dutchman's treasure?!
They did!
[growls]
So, you two scallywags dug up me treasure?
Well, you saved me a lot of digging, you did.
So here's a reward for the two of youse!
Wow!
Two gold doubloons!
Meow! Meow! Meow!
[screams]
Meow!
[gasps]
Meow! Meow!
[screaming]
None of this would be happening if I'd only fed that snail!
- Meow! - [screams]
Meow!
[screaming]
Meow!
[screaming]
Meow!
[screaming]
Meow!
[screaming]
- That's not the worm. - Pardon?
That's not the worm.
That's his tongue.
Oh...!
This is the tongue!
And the whole thing is the worm.
Run for your lives!
[roaring]
[laughing]
Oh, no! It's the Flying Dutchman!
Eugene Krabs, your time has come!
I'm not Eugene Krabs!
I'm, uh... Harold!
Harold, uh... Flower!
Oh, sorry.
I must have the wrong room.
Excuse me, nurse...
Yes?
I'm looking for Eugene Krabs.
Oh, he's in that room, right there.
No, that's Harold Flower's room.
Harold Flower?
So, Krabs! You thought you could fool the Flying Dutchman!
What do you want from me?!
Well, I guess that spot will be there tomorrow.
I think I'd better just keep walking.
[raspberry sound]
Running, better start running!
Running! Running!
[raspberry sound]
Sprinting! Yes! I just gotta keep sprinting!
Ah!
Sitting, sitting.
Bleeding.
Hey, who's there?
[raspberry sound]
Okay, that's enough!
[raspberry sound]
Don't come closer!
[raspberry sound]
- I'm warning you! - [raspberry sound]
I'm a sponge!
[screaming]
[blows a raspberry]
[laughing]
[screams]
Who's that?
Oh! Is that you, SpongeBob?
[gasps]
[screams]
[laughing]
[screaming]
[crying]
He's acting all crazy! Run!
Now hide behind that building!
No! He's behind that building!
Quick! Hide behind that street sign!
No, wait! The maniac just went by that sign!
Oh, quick! Get under the streetlight!
No, wait! Oh, he's there, too!
Run for your life!
[screams]
[sighs]
[radio cutting out]
Say again, deputy?
The maniac's in the mailbox!
[screaming]
Doesn't anybody know how to tie a knot?!
[thundering]
[laughing]
Did somebody say "knot"?
I did?
So, you wanna tie knots, do ya?
Well, do ya?!
Yes, please, Mr. Flying Dutchman, Sir.
Then you've come to the right flying ghost, kid.
I would kill for a net like that.
[growls]
[laughs maniacally]
[screams]
[thundering]
Enough!
[gasping]
[laughing]
[screaming]
He's the real Flying Dutchman!
[gasps]
You bet your lily-white livers I'm the Flying Dutchman!
And I'll let you in on a little secret...
I'm going to steal your soul.
[screaming]
Quiet!
You had it coming, you big crybabies!
[wailing]
I'm a zombie!
Here to dine on your squishy, yellow flesh!
[groaning]
Ah!
[groaning]
[screams]
Stop right there!
No one touches me booty and gets away with it!
Pfft!
You ghosts don't scare me!
You're nothing but thin air!
Grab your sacks and follow me, boys!
[screams]
[laughing]
Welcome to the Void!
[laughs]
[mumbling in panic]
Oh! Get me out of here!
[screaming]
[laughs]
[screams]
No!
Monster!
[laughing]
[buzzing]
[screaming]
- Squidward? - Mr. Krabs?
[screams]
It ate them! And there it goes!
[laughs] Here's that rubber duck Mr. Krabs wanted me to get!
I got you now! Wait till Mr. Krabs finds out you're a...
toilet.
[panting] You're losing it, Squidward, calm down.
If I let this get to me again,
I'll just end up running down to the Krusty Krab
bursting through the front door
up to that yellow headache Spongebob
and he'll say--
Hi, Squidward. Are you finished with those errands, yet?
Ah-ha!
Black sky...
Water spouts... of blood...
Jelly doughnuts falling from the sky?
What could this mean?
There's only one logical answer...
I've landed right in the middle of Dutchman's Triangle.
Right above Davy Jones' locker.
In the Devil's Galley.
[screaming]
[in unison] The Hash-Slinging Slasher!
Get away from me!
Oh, he's going to flip me!
Get away! Get away!
SpongeBob, no matter what I've said,
I've always sort of liked you!
Squidward, I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet!
Huh?
Get away! Get out of here!
You're not welcome here!
Can I have a job application?
I brought my own spatula.
[screaming] No! No!
[screams]
Run for your lives, everyone!
It's the appetizer!
[screaming]
[roaring]
[screaming]