I wanted to show them something that wasn’t an illusion.
Yeehaw!
Ride ‘em dinoboy!
But these days it’s cheaper to do it all with CGI.
Man it is so great to be free and single
and not tied down!
Poor thing. You must be freezing.
That’s better, isn’t it?
Listen here you tree-chopping jerks!
These gentle creatures are just like me,
and I want them treated with dignity and resp--
Shoot her! Shoot her!
Strange. That dinosaur’s not even carnivorous.
Hurry up with that firewood, Maisie!
I’m freezin’ my ass off in here without my scarf!
Blue had a baby. That’s impossible.
She never told me she was pregnant.
Well I’m not payin’ for it!
What?
Well how do we even know it’s mi--
I mean...
Dinosaurs…
are expensive.
You look just like your mother.
I think she looks more like--
I’ve never known true love until this moment.
We can’t keep her here forever.
No, no, - I don’t want here forever.
But at least until she’s 21.
That way she’ll focus on her studies and not on those
unspayed, undressed guynosaurs
that can’t keep it in their lack of pants!
With hair like hers, you know she’s gonna be popular.
Oh I’m in trouble.
We’re eatin’ tonight boys!
Nooo!
Dammit!
Why’d this have to happen during my visitation time?
This looks really bad for the single dads!
I promise you, I am gonna get her back.
Not that it’s my fault in any way.
I mean, I’m not pointing fingers here,
but I never taught her to accept dead animals from strangers.
OK I’M GOING! I’M GOING!
Genetic power has now been uhhh...nleashed.
We made a terrible mistake.
“We”, Wu? “We”?
OK. I created the terrible monsters
but I didn’t let them out of the cage!
Well how would you like to be caged, Wu?
I DON’T LIKE IT!
I need my mother!
The doomsday clock might be about outta time
so if you ever wanted to take a ride on the Merry-go-Malcolm...
I’ll take you up on that, Ian.
Uh... that clock ran out in college, Alan.
Hey!
Scooters aren’t permitted in the courtyard!
Tried to warn ya.
Ellie Sattler.
Alan Grant.
You look different - did you...
change your hair or someth--?
Alan, wake up!
You had another one of your episodes, didn’t you?
Yeah.
They’re becoming more frequent, aren’t they?
What do you think it means?
That one day I’ll wake up
and from that moment forward,
in my eyes,
every living person will be a talking raptor.
Welcome to Jurassic Hell.
Precisely.
You coming or what?
The call to adventure, music swelling,
camera pushing in on me like it always used to...
I am the hero of this story.
Owen Grady’s waiting for us on his motorbike.
Dammit.
I’m just the legacy tagalong.
If our world’s gonna survive,
what matters is what we do now.
What if our world doesn’t survive?
Well hopefully one day they’ll be stupid enough to bring us back with genetic technology.
Let’s go find some mosquitoes to bite us and then drown them in tree sap.
We not only lack dominion over nature,
we lack dominion over nurture.
Anyone who’s witnessed the horror
of Owen Grady’s distended lactating man-teat,
will know that to be true.
That’s another plane, right?
Cos there’s no way anyone would’ve made a flying reptile the size of a plane, right?
I mean, what would be the point of that?
Please let me in!
I missed take off but I gotta make this flight!
It’s an international connection!
I- I got my boarding pass right--
Oh noooo!
What did I do to deserve this???
Whoa Nelly!
I think I see why Blue is fighting for sole custody.
Is that kid even alive?
Yeah!
She was breathing when I strapped her on.
What’s the child safety protection rating on that harness?
OK, I see - eveyone pick on the new Dad!
You think you can do a better job raising this dinosaur?
How many kids do you have?
Eight that I know of.
You think her neck should be better supported?
Don’t tell her mother, OK?
I’m on thin ice as it is.
Whoa! He must have fashioned that shank in captivity!
I wonder, though:
Was he like this before he went into the cage,
or was it the cage
that make him this way?
What is that?
Looks like we’re not the only dinosaurs they brought back from the original.
Howdy there!
Mr. DNA.
I don’t know how, but he found a way.
Don’t get familiar, friend.
That's Mr Deoxyribosenucleic acid to the likes o’ y’all.
Ingen… Masrani…
crazy Dr. Wu...
You were behind it all?
Sure, why not?
It’s usually the A.I. runnin’ the show.
I thought you were just an animated character.
That’s right.
Animated Intelligence.
Where did you come from?
From your blood.
Just one drop of your blood contains billions of strands of DNA -
the building blocks of life!
Oh my god.
THERE’S BILLIONS OF HIM IN MY BLOOD!
QUICK!
THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO STOP HIM!
Tell my daughter...
I wish I could have taken her to the zoo...
and locked her in her first cage.
What the **** did I just watch?
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I don’t understand.
All I see is the word “raptor” written out over and over again.
What are you talking about?
There’s no Spearhead named “raptor”.
Then why do I...
Welcome to Jurassic Hell, Alan.
Enjoy your stay.
Forever.
Dr. Malcolm? Can I stay with you for a while?
I’ve heard you really like kids and my current legal guardian
is too preoccupied with his biological child to take care of me.
Uh... I do love kids and I’d love to help but you are not a kid.
You are a genetic abomination
and I cannot sanction your existence.
Bollocks! What about you, Doctor Grant?
AAARGH!! A CHILD-SIZED RAPTOR!!!