all right students time for everyone's
favorite class p.e
hey what are the long faces come on move
along move along oh yeah time to get
ripped
hey good form good phone
when must we always have pe so early in
the morning
what do you think we are doing today
basketball football
i'm fine with anything so as long as mr
then don't make us carry things out of
his car again
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oh mr dan i don't think i can enjoy b i
guess number cramps seem to always have
cramps whenever we have pe i can't help
it i got a weak body you know i'm
starting to doubt that your cramps are
even real in the first place please
letter from my mom
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seems legit if your mom says so can't
argue with that i'll allow it all right
all right
mr dan i sprained my ankle on the way
home yesterday and uh i don't think i
can do pe so i guess i'll just sit over
there yeah
where's your letter
letter
look at me mr dan i can't walk no letter
no excuses
fine fine
i got this at the doctor yesterday
ah come on what the other everyone here
has a letter clear sign of forgery
falling
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ah need some help yeah oh my back
i'll join you
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oh my back ready jim
get into your attire i forgot to begin
i'll see you on the side i guess i can
do pe today oh no no no it's okay i have
a spare uniform
go on go get a change
look at those nice buns what did you
just say kevin
you want some
very young isn't this a bit too tight
but i guess it reminds me of the ou stop
talking about the omni okay the only is
gone because of you
yeah pasha why don't you just back off
let's go renishang oh
all right students get into position
let's start with some simple warm-ups
warm-ups are good because it warms up
your cardiovehicular system
mr jen do you mean cardiovascular system
calm down denise this isn't mad class
what
in the gym i'm the boss around here this
is my house
and you're all are just visiting
all right
okay
let's start with some jumping jacks
jumping jacks let's go push up good job
let's go
let's go guys we can do this he is the
best class
ever
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trev it's just jumping jacks how hard
could it be
mr den i'm just trying my best
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wow this is so fun i love jumping jacks
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um
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ben why don't you do it and you
oh
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let's restart one two three
two
three four eight two three
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all right everyone i want you to touch
your toes put your head as close as you
can to your toes alright hey guys look
at me
abby what are you doing well you said to
put your head as close to your toes am i
doing it right mr dan
no it's like this
nice
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are you okay kevin
it looks like you're struggling there
hey
i just don't want to over access myself
you know anything wrong with that
nothing just seems like you can't reach
for your toes that's all
hey
listen alright i can reach my damn toes
if i wanted to okay
kevin is is everything okay yup yup
just need to take a breather
mr dan i'm done stretching i'm gonna
shoot some hopes now
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i guess that's kind of cool
watch this
surfing
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as long as it enters it comes right
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all right we've got this we've learned
this in physics class so according to
newton's third law as we shoot there is
a force acting on the ball and that is f
equals to m a and when we release the
ball there is equal and opposite force
moving in the opposite direction so this
means along with the velocity that the
ball is encountering there is also a
spin coming from the friction of our
hands wow denise i knew you were a
physicist but i never knew you were
professional basketball is too
so anyway according to my calculations
i'm standing right now in the free throw
position and from this position the best
angle is going to be a 51 degree angle
and that is because it is going to
create a higher up which will
potentially also create a bigger target
when the ball touches the goal here let
me show you
it worked out better in my head
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you know
i've been working hard on this shot for
a long long time
cheap one short it ain't easy but i
always tell myself i fear not the man
who practiced 10 000 throws once but
i've been a man to practice one throw
ten thousand times
wait how did you practice ten thousand
trolls once yeah isn't that a bruce lee
quote no it's my quote it's my goal can
you step six
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yo that was luck man i mean i know it
was luck i mean i honestly didn't expect
it to go with it you
do that again
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that is insane
don't understand i can't believe this
let me see you do that again oh really
you want me to do it again yeah
yeah really
oh never mind give me that ball just
give me that ball oh i guess he wants it
back huh
i mean it's not gonna happen at third
time
go clap somewhere else
no no no no no no no that is bad posture
let me show you how it's done step aside
all right
your body and your feet must face
directly towards the basket all right
you line them up
and then you release
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are you okay mr dan right back
my back
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hey coach are you okay
i told you he was getting too old for
this i told you
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awkward
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okay students mr dan won't be able to
continue pe class today
but luckily i can also be a pe teacher
so you guys want to do something fun
how about dodgeball
pe i couldn't do pee with you
why you little come back here come back
yeah now we're talking now we're talking
okay students let's pick our teams
can i get two captains
how about
jinhao
and vincent
right fine let's go we're going down man
you're going down all right rock paper
scissors
wow look at this beautiful class
i'll pick daddy
that's right
all right all right fine fine then i'll
go with the knees wow okay
let's go
okay uh
hmm who is the stronger
me take me okay okay okay debbie demi
come here come here come here
okay fine it's fine i can go with
someone stronger the next time
ben
let's go i'm gonna open a can of whoop
ass
i was gonna pick ben but uh i guess i'll
go with emily
emily wants to play
what who's emily i don't even know an
emily if emily's not playing i'm not
playing
all right all right fine emily emily do
we have an emma
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at this point i'm not even the one
picking we're gonna need someone
atlantic so abbey
get those abs here
no one's picking triff i'm gonna go with
my boy i'm sorry so i'm late and i guess
i'm on your team so what we're playing
here hopscotch
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hopscotch
get over here
fine i guess i'll go with terry okay
terry terry come over here but hey i
don't want to see any phones around here
even i don't want to see that
you guys are playing dodgeball please
see how many team i promised to protect
you my life all right all right fine
just stand in front hey they got more
students in d136 if you need them
don't be upset if they chose you last
patient they need tough guys like me
they don't need little girls like you
kevin
hey could you move aside patient let's
go
i don't want to pick kevin you see
really guys i don't know isn't there
like someone else
ah diana
come over here but i have to head to
class
it's okay diana
just for a while
okay
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guys what about me
vincent um i guess you you have to take
kevin
all right fine kevin come on let's go
in front of me
okay guys let's go to your sides and
let's begin
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what
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what
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uh
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and you could have won this together
i never needed you then i don't need you
now
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i hate you
i can give you my cpf i need my cpa do
you want to be back give me your cpr
it's okay kevin i'm all right okay okay
just lay down just lay down
guys
he needs help come on just help him
where's doctor
all right all right all right we're here
we're here come on come on
he's just too heavy okay just kidding
okay
told you was it that hard was it that
hard sorry someone okay okay one two
three
really really okay let's just change
just change just change seriously i feel
like you're not taking this seriously
sorry
really
you know what
oh
you know i feel like at this point we
should just leave him here we should
just leave him here yeah
what no get out just get up just you
know what just kind of
shout
guys can we get some help man there's
wait
guys listen we got the wrong guy we got
the wrong guy get out
okay we'll take him to the music
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oh thank god i mean thank you dr burke
no problem just doing my job rest
restaurants little hit dogs
what are you doing here
what do you mean what am i doing here
what are you doing what am i doing here
wearing my glasses glasses you stopped
wearing your glasses a year ago huh
which species
thank you
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