- Alright guys.
Congratulations on winning a free skydiving lesson.
Who's ready to heave themselves out of this plane
flying at over 10,000 feet into the air?
- I am!
- I am.
(vomits loudly)
- He said heave yourself out of the plane,
not heave your lunch, Pear.
(laughs)
- So remember,
follow my direction as we fall.
Keep an eye on your altimeter
and deploy your parachute at 5,000 feet.
Any questions?
- Where's my parachute?
- Orange, it's a thing strapped to your back.
- This, nah.
This is a backpack I brought filled with candy.
- Ugh, give me that.
- No, not my snack pack.
- Put this on.
You can't jump out of a plane with a backpack full of candy.
- But what if I get hungry?
- Ugh, take this seriously, Orange.
Okay, it's time to make the jump.
On, three, here we go.
One, two--
- 14, 27, 459, 82
- 45, 33, ugh, dude.
(laughs)
- Last one out is a rotten tomato.
Come on, Pear.
(laughs)
Yeah!
- No, no!
(vomits loudly)
- Gang way.
- Wohoo!
- Hey, wait.
I'm your instructor.
(yells)
- Wow.
This is amazing.
- Wohoo, this is so cool.
- No, this is horrible.
- Ah, come on Pear.
Feel the air on you derrière.
(laughs)
Who needs sky writing when you have sky rhyming?
(laughs)
- Knock it off.
(vomits loudly)
- Hey, you guys can't do stuff like that.
You have to listen to me.
Skydiving is dangerous.
- Nah, don't be a party pooper.
Skydiving isn't dangerous.
Now sky chainsawing, that's dangerous.
Here, take this clouds.
(laughs)
(chainsaw buzzes)
- Oh, what are you doing?
Stop that.
(laughs)
- Barrel roll. (laughs)
Yeah, yeah, uh-uh.
- Hey, stop that right now.
This is not a toy.
Nor does it belong in a skydiving lesson.
Now knock it off.
- Do you think it was wise to just toss
that running chainsaw into the air like that?
- I'm sure it'll be fine.
Now then, for your own safety
and as you instructor,
you need to listen to me.
- Boring.
Hey, hey, tomato butt?
- My name is Greg.
- Okay, hey Gregory tomato butt?
- It's just Greg.
- Hey, hey Gregory Greg Greg tomato butt pants?
- That's even further from what I just said.
- Hey Gregorious potanomus tomato butt farts the third?
- Holy moly, what is wrong with you?
- Buddy, just do us all a favor and let it go.
The only way this is going to stop
is if you just ask him what.
- Fine, what?
What do you want Orange, what?
- Oh, I just want to tell about the flying motor boat.
- What?
Where?
- Right here.
(vibrates lips)
- Oh, would you please listen to me?
- What's that, I can't hear you
over the sound of Pear barfing.
(vomits loudly)
Wow, you're a real vomit comet, Pear.
(laughs)
- I hate you so much.
(laughs)
- We're best friends.
It's an inside joke we have.
- Orange, not to be a Debbie Downer
but I think Tomato has something important to say.
- Eh, alright, what do you got
Sir General Tomato Butt Pants the third?
- That's not my, ugh.
Okay, what I was trying to say
is that we're almost to 5,000 feet.
- Fantastic, well I've lived my whole life
without any feet, so this is a big moment for me.
(laughs)
- No, 5,000 feet in the air.
It's almost time to release the chutes.
- You wanna see me in birthday suit?
You perv.
- Ugh.
Okay, to release you chute
all you have to do is pull this cord.
Ready?
Here we go.
Ugh, why is there candy where my parachute should be?
- Yay, snack time.
I get the Snickers bar.
- Oh, no!
(water splashes)
- Wohoo, that was so much fun!
(vomits loudly)
- Oh, thank god we're on land again.
- Hey, nice landing dude.
- Yeah, you really know how to make a splash
with your entrance. (laughs)
- You idiot.
How I didn't get killed is a miracle.
- Hey, I'm not the one who put hunger before safety.
- Ahh.
You, sir are an imbecile.
You're the most annoying irresponsible food I've ever--
- Saw?
- Yes, you're the most annoying food I ever saw.
- No, saw.
(yells)
- Orange, you may use any of a variety
of nearby objects to cover your burp.
A napkin, a handkerchief--
- A squirrel, a fish, your brother?
- Huh?
(burps loudly)
Hey.
(laughs)
- You guys are right.
Burping is way better this way.
Hey, hey, Pear come over here.
I gotta burp.
- [Pear] No, leave me alone.
(laughs)
- We're best friends.