(mellow background music)
- Who is that?
- That is uh, Marie,
my ex. (awkward laughing)
- Welcome ladies and gentlemen,
to the opening match of running into your ex-girlfriend
while with your new girlfriend at a house party.
- It's going to take a lot of grace and balance for Ally
to navigate through the feelings of her ex-girlfriend.
- While not making her new girlfriend feel weird or shitty.
- That's right, Left, now before we hop in,
let's take a look at our recap.
- [Announcer] Now this is the first time Ally and Marie
have seen each other since they broke up nine months ago.
- [Rick] And Ally and Claire got in a fight last night
so Ally's still recovering from injury.
- Oh boy, I just hope she can recover from
her poor performance last season.
- We used to fuck each other.
(crowd booing)
- Now you don't want to see that from anyone
least of all from this bright up and comer.
- Now for those of you watching at home,
you'll have live scores on the bottom of your screen.
- Hey. Oh my God where--
- Yeah, you see how she's walking away from her there?
That's a deduction.
- [Ally] So good to see you.
- Oh, Ally's showing great form with
the platonic side hug there.
That'll give her some points back.
- [Left] I'll say.
- You look great.
- Now let's see how Ally handles a compliment.
- Oh, oh thanks, yeah. (laughing)
I've been working out.
- [Left] Oh boy.
- Ah.
- [Rick] Oh!
- Now maybe you can beat up
that shitty bartender at El Churros.
- Yeah, maybe then we'd finally get our guacamole.
(laughing)
- Oh no.
- This is not good, folks.
Ally is severely in the red.
- [Left] Not to mention, she still hasn't introduced Claire.
- Hey, I'm Claire.
- Oh.
- Claire had to introduce herself!
(crowd booing)
- Yeah, sorry, Claire, this is Marie.
Marie, Claire.
- God all mighty, this will be nearly impossible
to come back from.
- Nice to meet you.
Um, how do you two know each other?
- Make or break moment here.
- Uh, we are dating.
- [Rick] Yes.
- This is my girlfriend.
- When you see the word girlfriend, that's a plus, right?
- Wow, that's great.
- Yeah, it is great. It's been really great.
- Great.
- [Ally] Great.
- We're in a real stalemate here, folks.
- [Left] Ally's going to have to pull off
a real conversational Hail Mary to
get herself out of this one.
- Claire has a really cute cat.
- Yeah, her name's Ursula, she's actually so cute.
I'll just get her picture.
- You hate cats, Ally.
- Oh, no. (laughing)
No, I hate some cats.
But doesn't everybody?
- Remember that time that you threw water
on the cat that wouldn't leave your doorstep?
- What?
- Somebody's got to stop it.
- I thought it was a Lynx.
- Oh!
- Why would there be a Lynx in Los Felix?
- I don't know.
- [Claire] That doesn't make any sense.
- No coming back from that.
- Would you pour water on this precious angel?
- I would ne, honestly, babe, I would never.
I would not touch that cat.
We don't have to talk about this tonight.
- And it's light's out!
Oh, you gotta wonder why Ally would sabotage
herself that way.
- By being nice to Marie?
She was a huge part of her life for two years.
- But the past is the past.
- So what, she's just supposed to pretend
like she doesn't exist?
Come on, it's more complicated than that.
- Don't try to explain complicated to me, Rick.
- Hey, what's up? It's Ally from College Humor.
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