The Following Trailer Is Rated H For Honest.
From the company that's not afraid to make the same movie.
Over and over again.
And People Who Will Sell You The Same Video Game Five Times.
Comes A Mashup Fighting Game Full Of Fan Favourites.
Clinically designed to Separate you from your hard-earned quarters.
MARVEL VERSUS CAPCOM
In a Genre Dominated By technical deliberate brawlers
Discover an absolute clusterfuffle
of a fighting game.
Where you'll tag-team some of the greatest heroes in comic book history.
With That Giant Mexican Cactus From Capcom Or Whatever..
Then Destroy All Comers
With A Plethora Of Combos, Supers And Team Of Attacks.
In a mesmerising display of special effects
That will have you staring at your TV Slack-jaw
Like a baby watching Teletubbies
The Real Winner Is Anyone Who Doesn't Get a Seizure!
Select Your Champions From the ridiculously large
Rosters of Marvel VS Capcom.
From The Well Known Heroes And Villains Of The Marvel Canon
As Well As Less Popular Picks Like Magic Eyeball Squid
And Bone Spurt Girl
To The Classic Characters of Capcom Games Past and Present
Featuring Fighting Game Favourites, With Their Powers Amped Up To
Super Saiyan Levels
Lesser Known Brawlers That Can Still Hold Their Own Their Own
To Characters From Games that You Straight up didn't know existed.
And a handful of dudes that absolutely should not be fighting ironman.
OK i don't know what Phoenix had in his coffee this morning
But I'm Gonna Need Him To Chill The F*ck Out. (OBJECTION!)
Battle Your Way To Infinity With MVC's Manic Combat
In a Battle system so crazy and chaotic
its only a couple steps down from M.U.G.E.N (Damn that game is actually really fun)
With Combos Combos That Go Over 100 Hits.
Air Juggles that last for minutes at a time.
Multiple simultaneous screen filling Specials
Assist attacks that come out of nowhere
And the dreaded infinite combo. (Hate people who do that sh*t.)
That will have you happily mashing away until you run into someone
Who actually knows how to play.
Then get bodied so hard that you can literally put your controller down
and watch yourself get OWNED!
I'm gonna take a quick nap now...
Just wake me up when your finished beating my ass.
Uncover the many iterations of Marvel vs Capcom
From The Game That Started It All With
X-Men VS Street Fighter
An Unlikley Combination that pitted powerful mutants
against.. Dudes that fight on the street.
in exiting tag-team mach-ups
Unless You had the PlayStation version.
The Sequel that expanded the marvel side of the roster
And pretty much nothing else
the first full MVC title, that brought in much more Capcom Madness
But Screwed Up The Tag Mode on the PlayStation Once Again
MVC2 Which took you for a whole new ride
with 3 man squads and a ass pile of assist
that turn the action up to twelve.
the third iteration which scaled back the difficulty
And added a mode that lets you combo by
Slapping the buttons like a toddler. and the newest one,
Which drops the number, the third tag member
And ALL OF THE X-MEN. (WHY?)
And adds in.. the gems from marvel superheroes?
Jedah From Dalkstalkers? A Chun-Li So Ugly,
They had to fix her after fans complained?
*Sigh* i mean, i wanna be optimistic guys.. but,
it might be time to start learning King Of Fighters. (Also A Good Game.)
So Pick up your sticks, get ready to fist those cuffs.
and brawl your way through this barley justified mashup today.
cos if you wanna see mike hagger beating the life out of dr doom with a steel pipe..
Theres only ONE PLACE TO DO IT...
STARRING. (Here come the names!)
And Many, Many More.
Frank West and Phoenix Wright are great and all, but. where are my power stone a rival schools characters?
Gimmie The Real Sh*t Capcom.
Captions Done By jiazji.
I hope they use this because it took me half an hour to do this
i mean what would happen if all my time would be wasted.
right?
Riiiight guys???