Hey, how's it going?
Welcome back to another episode of TwoSet Violin!
Today, we are going to be reviewing some reviews.
Review-ception!
Music... schools.
Alright, so we went on... you know, Google Maps,
and we wanted to see what people said
about these music schools!
The list of schools we have are...
- So all quite famous, reputable schools. - Uh huh.
These are not our opinions.
You know, this is a video for fun,
so none of this... we are endorsing or anything, alright?
We're just...
- reading the comments and seeing- - reading the comments!
The first one, from Kitty Foo Foo! *chuckles*
One star!
Accept! I think they spelled it wrong.
Well, maybe because you don't know how to spell.
Just kidding; I'm sorry!
- Nah, nah, this person's trolling! - Nah, this is trolling!
It's gotta be trolling!
Ha, I think the security guard needs a pay raise.
Dude, what a troll comment.
Hoh, hoh, hoh!
Well, I mean... I guess that's why there were protests, right?
Dude, I mean, come on! It's so...
- Yeah, to be fair, it's pretty expensive. - So expensive!
It's so expensive.
I know for sure my parents wouldn't be able
to afford putting me there.
For four years, that's like...
- That's messed up! - 200,000... dollars.
Where do you get that money from?
You're forever in debt.
Bro...
- Anyway, that was just... - No comment!
No comment!
Wow... determined.
- Hey, like... - Well! Oliver!
- Good to have your ambitions and your goals. - Uh huh.
I love like, you know what you want to do,
and I hope you get in!
Yeah, I also love that you have the confidence to just state,
"I am a musical prodigy."
- That's confidence. Respect. - That's confidence right there.
I could never do that, but...
- Nice. - Nice.
Baka. sxnpai...
Sx-sxnpai, good mindset!
That is the right attitude.
You'll probably get in as well, because you play the viola,
so the standards are easy.
This was five years ago.
Jus- oh yeah! I wonder!
- So they're 16 now, so I wonder if they got in. - Are you in Juilliard now?
Yeah, maybe.
Are you guys watching this video?
Yeah...
Can you please tell us if you are in Juilliard;
- we need to know! - Yes. We need to know. Comment below!
One-star review!
Okay, drama.
- Yeah, it's true. - That's true, actually. How do you review a place
if you've never been?
- Imagine you're looking up a restaurant... review, right? - Yes.
And instead of like,
"The coffee here's amazing!"
- You go... - It's like,
"I dream to have coffee here."
- It's like... - "I dream to have coffee-" five stars!
Yeah, it's like, "Bruh, is it good or not?"
There's not been one review that actually reviews
the quality of education.
Now that I think about it...
what student even leaves a review about their school?
No one would!
- Why would you? Yeah, why would you want to? - That's not even a thing, right?
We should leave a review for...
- For the Queensland Con[servatorium]? - Yeah!
Just be like... "Nice!"
- Alright, now people are just roasting the little kids. - Yeah, yeah.
Hey, these kids have dreams!
- Yeah, they're young! Let them do their thing! - Just let them be!
Why can't you take photos of a school?
- But this person took 39 photos. - Just upload all of them!
- That's a bit intense! - And this is kind of lik-
- It's like your batch uploads, all of them together! - Yeah!
- What? - Meow!
- DTLA, what's that? - Downtown LA?
Oh, that's very supportive!
Nice! I like this person!
Thank you for supporting musicians!
- Positive vibes! - Especially the students!
Ooh...
- Ahh, the first review about the education; I like this. - Yeah.
- I remember it had quite a nice hall, right? - Yep.
- That is a big, important thing, - Yep. Uh huh.
the acoustics of practice rooms and concert halls.
- Yeah, alright! I remember the concert hall was pretty nice. - Aw, what a nice review!
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- Zipper Hall has... - That was the one, Zipper Hall.
Was there giant pillars?
I dunno. Our fans- you guys that went:
- was there giant pillars there? I don't think so... - I don't remember.
- I just remember having a good time there. - Yeah.
- Wow, that's awesome. - Nice.
- Yeah, nice. - *Chef's kiss*
- Alright, Royal Academy of Music. One star! - Damn, here we go. Oh!
- ...gip-ohs? Gypos? - Guy- jye-pos? I dunno.
I am so confused.
- That's such- so weird, like, I just don't understand this - I dunno, just, why?
whole world of suing and stuff.
Like, just make great music!
Yeah, it's weird... I dunno, I don't get it.
- Oh wow... I hope that's not true. - Ohhh wow, that's pretty aggressive...
Aha! Five star! Positive one!
- Such a long review! - And then you gotta end the rap! *Imitates drums*
This guy even knows that he is rambling on,
- so he ends it with, "There! I'll shut up now." - Yeah, yeah!
(Eddy) But then again, this guy has Chris Hemsworth
as his display pic, so I dunno if I can trust this guy.
(Laughing) Yeah, yeah!
Did Elton John study there, or Elton J-hon?
Tch, yeah, I think Elton J-hon studied there.
- Curtis! Where Hilary Hahn and Ray studied! - Okay.
One star.
- Wai- what? - I thought Curtis was free.
Curtis is free.
- They maybe had private lessons with someone. - Ah, maybe.
Didn't we see Midori teaching there?
- We did! Yeah, Midori was teaching. - That was craaazy, man.
- Yeah, I was like, "That's Midori!" - That was craaazy, man.
- Like, in a room, teaching? Holy moly. - Yeah, yeah.
- ...blah, blah, blah... RECOMMENDED. - Yes.
- I agree. - I agree.
I mean, I haven't studied there, but from everything we've heard,
it's an amazing place.
- Never late- too late to learn! - Yeah!
Pick the violin.
I've noticed a trend that a lot of the reviews come from singers.
They just feel the need to say their opinions.
No comment! No comment!
True.
Blah blah blah, blah blah blah...
- Yeah, okay. - Dude, these reads are too long.
Positive, good architecture, though!
- (Eddy) And dude, those- woah! That's actually insane! - (Brett) Daaaaaamn!
- (Eddy) Imagine your school hall looked like that. - (Brett) That is riDICulous!
- Do they really have that? That's not fair! - Yeah!
- Dude, that's like a freakin' Vatican church or something. - Dude.
Wow.
- Dude, these reviews are too long. I'm not reading it. - Oh my God...
- Dude, that a whole... novel of a review. - Dude.
Basically, her son now hates music after studying there...
is what she's saying.
- Wow. - That is very sad.
I think it's important, the teacher that you get.
A lot of these things is not so much the school;
it's the teacher you get.
You can have a great school, but a bad teacher.
- School provides the facilities and the program. - Yeah.
Yes, and the teachers are one that gives you the lessons.
Aww, that's so sweet!
Wait, another one?
- Wow! - Wait, two different people like Roy Wang?
Who's Roy Wang?!
That's so funny!
Oh, they're gonna have to fight over him!
- Oh no! - That's such a Berklee thing too,
'cause Berklee is more like pop and jazz, right?
- So the vibe of the comments- - It such... yeah, it's-
Ah, okay! Roy Wang is like, some celebrity.
- Ah, it's a celebrity? Okay. - Yeah.
Roy Wang, you got two admirers... on Google.
Dude, four out of five is still great.
That's a good review!
Woah.
- The type of comments in Berklee are so different... - Yeah.
- than the other classical schools, right? - Other schools- it's a clear distinction here!
Oooh!
Is that true?
- Like, do the famous people drop out? - Maybe.
- I bet this guy is one of those like, "Steve Jobs didn't go to uni! - Yeah, yeah, yeah...
- You have to drop out!" Bro, like, chill. It's just a university, man. - Yeah.
- Ooh. - Ugh.
- I don't know if that's true, but if it is, that's pretty nasty. - Yeah. Yep.
- Cool! - Oh, nice!
- That's so mean! - That's so...
How do you look like a cucumber...?
Cool as a cucumber!
Yeah, cool as a cucumber!
Alright, guys! That's it for today!
Did you find these comments useful?
- Probably not, but that was pretty funny to see the Berklee - Yeah.
and the other schools separate.
It's definitely good to have these dreams.
Props to the little, young ones;
it's always great to think what you want to do.
Best of luck to everyone out there
who wants to aim for the stars.
Go for it,
and remember the only way to get there is to PRACTICE.
Can I add in?
As funny as all the memes are,
thank you to all the music educators out there.
- It's not easy! - That is what keeps it alive.
- Yeah. Music educators help bring everyone together - Yeah.
in a place where there's more music for everyone.
- Buh-bye! - Buh-bye!