( music playing )
♪ Cleaning is as quick ♪
♪ As one, two, three ♪
♪ You can make your drawer a dustpan so easily ♪
♪ Just don't look under the hood ♪
♪ Why do as much as you should? ♪
♪ As long as it looks good ♪
♪ Why scrub hard when dusting light will do? ♪
♪ Why clean now when you can stall a day or two? ♪
♪ Who cares what's there underneath? ♪
♪ Just make sure nobody sees ♪
♪ As long as it looks neat ♪
♪ Just hide all your toys from view ♪
♪ Your fancy shoes from view ♪
♪ Things Frenchy chews from view ♪
♪ Your brother's kazoo from view ♪
♪ Out of sight, out of mind ♪
♪ A so-so job will do, don't make a fuss ♪
♪ Forget the long way ♪
♪ Let's start taking more shortcuts ♪
♪ Let's stop wasting our time ♪
♪ You know they won't realize ♪
♪ As long as it looks fine ♪
♪ Just hide away all your stuff ♪
♪ Sweep it under the rug ♪
♪ As long as it's ♪
Good enough!
Et voila! Bree, I'm done!
Me, too. Let's call our moms.