- Hey Mom, what do 16-year olds care about?
- Well, all I cared about was smashing the patriarchy
and burning it all down.
(upbeat music)
- He's bothering you? - He's harassing me.
- Ooh, if you use that word
that means I have to do a bunch of, stuff.
I would love to know who started Moxie.
(girls screaming) - Revolution, baby!
- We got four whole days we can kick back, relax
and breathe in America.
- Shouldn't have taken my sister's car, man.
- She's crazy, she will kill us.
- Snitches get stitches!
- You see these dudes right here?
They stole my car.
(woman shrieks)
- No, absolutely not! Nope on a rope.
I hear myself when I'm with the kids
and I think, I wouldn't even hang out with me.
- Have you heard about Yes Day?
It's this new thing where parents say yes
to everything their kids ask for for 24 hours.
(kids yelling)
- Yes, I would like to report a hit man.
- My name is Robert "Gunther" Bendik, and I'm a hit man.
- We should do something, when do you get off?
- Never. I'm a slave.
- Gimme a power slide, full throttle.
(exhales) How'd that feel? - Really good.
- [Priest] Tell me, why do you say you're a painter?
- [Van Gogh] Because I love painting, I have to paint,
I've always been a painter, that I know.
- How do you know?
- Because I can't do anything else
and believe me, I've tried.
- We no longer accept, the authority of a state
that makes war on it's own people.
- How do we inspire everyone around us?
I sometimes think it is by using the work of others.
- What your mother did to you is evil.
- No, no, no, I don't like that word.
- No, evil's good.
Story wise, I mean.
- Why do you always have to go there?
- What is it with you, but you don't want to admit
that there's a there, there.
- I like having you for my brother.
- I'm an excellent driver.
- [James] Are we done, Mr. Byrd?
- [Bobby] I'm afraid not, Mr. Brown.
- I say are we done?
- I think we still got mo' funk in the trunk.
- Never get out of bed, never go to the window
and never look behind the, curtain.
(Sophie gasps)
- Many times I have felt alone.
But until this afternoon, I'd never felt completely lonely.
- You want something? Go get it, period.
- I can't take my eyes off of you.
That's a fact, it's not a line.
I find you very attractive.
Do you find me attractive?
- She does. - I don't.
- Before you came into my life
I was capable of making all kinds of decisions.
Now I can't, I'm addicted.
I have to know what you think.
What do you think?
- George, I think you're the most selfish human being
on the planet. - That's just silly.
Have you met everyone on the planet?
- He's Muslim, she's Hindu, so,
hey should have a Muslim wedding
and a Hindu wedding as well.
- Hey Ulun, that happens only in fairy tale.
- Fly away, my beauty.
- Did you ever go canoeing?
Canoeing? You ever been?
- Canoeing? - Uh, no.
- I like canoeing.
- Succotash. Thank you. - Succotash.
- Swish! - Vienna sausage.
- In a can? - In a can.
- In a can, in a can? Yes! (can smashes)
(upbeat music)
- I'm Avery. - Nice to meet you.
What's her story?
- Way out of your league, trust me.
- Hey, if I'm gonna fit in here,
I have to be something I'm not.
- You are perfect, aren't you?
- No, I'm like, trying to be
what everybody expects me to be, it is exhausting.
- If you are out there, if anyone is out there,
I can provide food, I can provide shelter,
I can provide security.
- Have you ever really thought about your future?
- It's a little ironic considering the situation I'm in.
(speaking in foreign language)
- You gotta decide whether you're a wolf or a sheep.
- [Jack] He would tell them,
you have to make the choice in life,
be a gambler or a croupier.
And then live with your decision, come what may.
- If you were me, what would you do with a guy like you?
- Divide up the shares and that'd be the end of it.
- What if you decided not to do that?
- I'd kill him while I had the chance.
(adventurous music)
(gun fires)
(clown cackling) (blade swishes)
(monster roars)
- If you make yourself more than just a man.
If you devote yourself to an idea,
then you become something else entirely.
- Which is? - Legend, Mr. Wayne.
- It's simple. We kill the Batman.
(men chuckling)
- If it's so simple, why haven't you done it already?
- If you're good at something, never do it for free.
(intense music)