(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
NOW THANKS SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE.
ARE YOU IN FOR A TREAT TONIGHT BECAUSE REVIEWERS OF THE SHOW
KNOW WE HAVE A SEGMENT ON THE SHOW THAT WE HAVE TRIED TO DO SO
MANY TIMES.
AND FOR ONE REASON OR ANOTHER SOMETHING HAS HAPPENED AND WE
HAVE NEVER QUITE BEEN ABLE TO PULL IT OFF.
BUT WE'RE NEVER GOING TO GIVE UP BECAUSE IT'S A FACT, AND I SAY
THIS WITH COMPLETE HUMILITY, IT'S THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN TO
LATE-NIGHT TELEVISION, ISN'T IT, REG, IT REALLY.
IS WHEN EVER WE DO THIS IN REHEARSAL, EVERYONE COMES UP TO
ME AND SAYS EXACTLY THE SAME THING.
THEY SAY JAMES, THIS IS THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN TO LATE-NIGHT
TELEVISION EVER.
IN TRUTH, I'VE ADDED THE WORDS "LATE NIGHT" BUT WE HAVE HAD
SOME SLIPUPS.
WE HAVE, BUT THIS TIME WE ARE REALLY GOING TO GET IT RIGHT.
WE ABSOLUTELY ARE.
NO MISTAKES, RIGHT, REGGIE, NO MISTAKES.
>> Reggie: NO MISTAKES.
>> James: OKAY, GREAT, CAN YOU HEAR ME IN THE CONTROL ROOM?
>> GO AHEAD.
>> Reggie: >> James: NO MISTAKES.
>> NO MISTAKES.
>> James: YOU CHECKED THE GRAPHICS.
>> GRAPHICS CHECKED.
>> James: CAMERAS WORKED.
>> CAMERAS CHECK.
>> James: DOUBLE CHECKED.
>> TRIPLE CHECK.
>> James: ALL RIGHT, WELL, WE ARE-- I'VE GOT THE CARDS.
I'VE GOT THE NOSES.
I'VE GOT-- I MEAN I HAVE GOT THE JOKES.
AND THIS IS GOING TO BE GOOD.
I REALLY FEEL THIS ACTUALLY MIGHT HAPPEN TONIGHT.
SO ANYWAY, HERE WE GO.
YOU KNOW WHAT I AM GOING TO SAY.
I SMELL A GOOD TIME, YOU SPELL A GOOD TIME, IT'S TIME FOR
CELEBRITY NOSES!
♪ CELEBRITY NOSES.
♪ ALL RIGHT.
>> James: NOW EVERYONE ENHANCE GOT A NOSE AND EVERYONE KNOWS
CELEBRITIES HAVE NOSES WHAT THEY DON'T KNOW.
>> I LOVE ITMENT SERIOUSLY.
>> HELLO.
>> I THINK SOMEONE LEFT THE MICROPHONE ON IN THE CONTROL
ROOM.
THE MICROPHONE IS STILL ON.
>> GUYS, HELLO.
>> YOU LOOK GOOD.
>> James: GUYS, YOU CAN-- GUYS.
>> YOU LEFT THE MICROPHONE ON.
YOU TURN THE MICROPHONE OFF, THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
>> DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME?
>> HELLO.
YOU LEFT THE MICROPHONE ON.
YOU HAVE GOT TO TURN THIS OFF!
HELLO?
>> SORRY, JAMES, IS THERE A PROBLEM.
>> YES, THERE IS, YOUR MICROPHONE IS ON.
ARE YOU GOING ON ABOUT GOD KNOWS WHAT AND EVERYBODY CAN HEAR
EVERYTHING ARE YOU SAYING SO JUST, JUST TURN THE MAIK PHONE
OFF, OKAY.
TURN THE MICROPHONE OFF.
OKAY?
HELLO?
ARE YOU THERE?
HELLO?
>> I TURNED MY MICROPHONE OFF.
(LAUGHTER).
>> James: ALL I'M ASKING YOU-- DOESN'T MATTER, FORGET IT,
RIGHT, JUST KEEP THE PIEK PHONE OFF, OKAY, HERE WE GO.
NOW, CAN WE CUT THAT, OKAY, SO NOW EVERYBODY, NOW, I SMELL A
GOOD TIME YOU SMELL A GOOD TIME.
>> PARTY OF THE YEAR, HEY?
>> James: TURN YOUR MICROPHONE OFF.
WHAT DID YOU SAY?
DID YOU SAY PARTY?
HE SAID -- REGGIE, WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT?
>> Reggie: IT'S JUST A LATE LATE CHRISTMAS OFFICE PARTY.
>> James: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE LATE LATE OFFICE, NO ONE TOLD ME
ABOUT THAT, WHY HAVEN'T I BEEN INVITED?
>> Reggie: WELL, I MEAN, YOU DNT COME LAST YEAR SO I JUST
ASSUMED YOU WEREN'T INTERESTED.
>> James: THERE WAS A PARTY LAST YEAR?
WHAT?
>> Reggie: YES, THERE WAS.
IT WAS ACTUALLY PRETTY FUN.
>> James: I'M NOT GOING TO LET IT-- THIS IS A CONVERSATION FOR
ANOTHER TIME, WE'VE GOT THIS BIT TO DO.
SO HANG ON, DON'T-- I CAN'T BELIEVE-- SO, WE'RE DONE THE
INTRO, DONE THE MUSIC, NOW EVERYBODY KNOWS CELEBRITIES HAVE
NOSES BUT SOME-- SOME-- I CAN'T LET THIS GO A "LATE, LATE SHOW"
CHRISTMAS PARTY, IT'S TONIGHT.
>> YEAH.
>> James: WELL WHO IS GOING?
GUILLERMO, ARE YOU GOING?
HAGAR, TIM, STEVE, ARE YOU GOING?
EVEN TIM'S GOING?
I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
WHO ELSE-- CAMERAMAN, ARE YOU GOING?
YOU'RE JOKING.
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO HASN'T BEEN INVITED TO THE OFFICE
CHRISTMAS PARTY?
>> Reggie: I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, MAN.
>> James: IT'S MY OFFICE!
IT'S MY SHOW, IT'S THE "LATE, LATE SHOW" WITH-- JAMES CORDEN.
FORE TBET THIS, I'M GETTING TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS.
I KNOW EXACTLY, I KNOW EXACTLY-- DON'T OH ME, ARE YOU
GOING?
[BLEEP] RIGHT.
ARE YOU GOING?
YOU'RE GOING.
RIGHT.
RIGHT, WHAT SHALL-- WHAT IS GOING ON?
ARE YOU ALL GOING TO THE CHRISTMAS PARTY?
IS EVERYBODY GOING?
NICK, ARE YOU GOING?
>> YEAH.
>> James: KARINA, ARE YOU GOING?
>> YEAH.
>> James: PUT YOUR HANDS UP IF YOU ARE GOING TO THE COUNTRIES
PASS PARTY.
RIGHT.
>> HEY, PARTY!
>> James: THE SECURITY GUARD-- WHAT THE-- SO I'M THE
ONLY PERSON WHO HASN'T BEEN INVITED TO THE PARTY?
RIGHT, WELL, SO I GET IT, IT IS A STATUS THING, I UNDERSTAND IT
BUT I'VE GOT A SHOW TO DO.
RIGHT?
AND I'VE BROUGHT THE NOSES AND THEY ARE BIGGER THAN ALL OF
THIS.
THEY ARE BIGGER THAN THE PART AND BIGGER THAN ALL OF YOU.
SO THESE NOSEST WILL BE BACK HERE NEXT YEAR, OKAY.
THIS IS THE BEST BIT IN LATE NIGHT AND I'M NOT SURE YOU WILL
BE HERE NEXT YEAR, OKAY.
SO FORE GET IT, BUCK I I WILL DO IT FROM HERE, FINE, LOOK AWAY
THOUGH.
FINE.
RITE, UNBELIEVABLE.
NOW, NOW, EVERYBODY'S NOSE-- HAS GOT A NOSE, I SMELL A GOOD TIME,
YOU SMELL A GOOD TIME, EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT YOU'VE GOT A FOES BUT
CELEBRITIES HAVE NOSES BUT DO YOU KNOW THAT THOSE.
>> WRAP IT UP.
>> James: WHAT DO YOU MEAN WRAP IT UP, IT SOANL THREE
MINUTES.
>> GO TO COMMERCIAL.
>> James: I'M IF THE GOING TO A COMMERCIAL, WE'VE GOT PLENTY
OF TIME.
>> YEAH, BUT WE'VE GOT A CHRISTMAS PARTY TO GO TO.
>> James: YOU ARE UNBELIEVABLE, DO YOU KNOW THAT?
HOW IS THAT EVEN-- HOW IS THIS EVEN ALLOWED TO HAPPEN?
HOW IS IT EVEN ALLOWED TO HAPPEN?
WHEN DID THIS START?
WHEN DOES THIS PARTY START?