How come you’re always such a fussy young man
Don’t want no Captain Crunch, don’t want no Raisin Bran
Well don’t you know that other kids are starving in Japan
So eat it
Just eat it
Don’t want to argue I don’t want to debate
Don’t want to hear about what kind of food you hate
You won’t get no desert till you clean off your plate
So eat it
Don’t you tell me you’re full
Just eat it
Eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn’t matter if it’s broiled or fried
Just eat it
Eat it
Don’t you make me repeat it
Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesn’t matter what you had for lunch
Just eat it
Eat it
Well I knew I was in trouble now
My hope of winning sank
Because I got the Daily Double now
And then my mind went blank
I took Potpourri for one hundred
And then my head started to spin
Well, I’m givin’ up, Don Pardo
Just tell me now what I didn’t win
yeah, yeah
I lost on Jeopardy, baby
That’s right Al, you lost.
And let me tell you what you didn’t win—
a 20 volume set of the Encyclopedia International—
a case of Turtle Wax—
and a years supply of Rice-A-Roni, the San Fransisco treat.
But that’s not all!
You also made yourself look like a jerk in front of millions of people.
And you brought shame and disgrace on your family name for generations to come.
You don’t get to come back tomorrow, you don’t even get a lousy copy of our home game.
You’re a complete loser!
I lost on Jeopardy, baby
I hear those ice cream bells and I start to drool
I keep a couple quarts in my locker at school
But chocolateís gettin’ old
Vanilla just leaves me cold
There’s just one flavor good enough for me
Yeah me
Don’t gimme no crummy taste spoon I know what I need
Baby, I love rocky road
So won’t you go buy a half gallon, baby
I love rocky road
And have another triple scoop with me
Like a surgeon
Cuttin’ for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Got your kidneys
Got your kidneys on my mind
Kidneys, kidneys on my mind
Like a surgeon
Cuttin’ for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Wohohoho
Here’s a waiver
for you to
sign
Wohohohoho
Like a surgeon, everybody