- To Antoni, I said, "What's it like to work
at a place that has more than one gay man?"
(girls laughing)
- No!
- I wanna know. - I wanna know.
- We all wanna know.
- Oh God! - I'm curious!
Do they say hi to each other?
(girls laughing)
We're back with unfortunate news.
Our DMs leaked again.
And so this time we've got a few more people here
with some new DMs
and they're for sure real.
I guess I'll start.
This is the one I sent to McDonald's.
I said, "Do you guys know about McGangBangs?
(Courtney laughs)
That's where you take a McDouble
and you put a McChicken inside of it and eat it.
Anyway, I had sex with 13 people last night
in one of your parking lots.
Not telling which one."
With a heart, so...
(girls laughing)
- Oh my God!
- Listen, I just really want a brand deal
with McDonald's. I felt like this was the clearest way
to get it started.
- They're actually doing weird McGangBangs right now.
- They are doing McGangBangs.
- They're doing the chicken, the fish,
the beef all in one.
- And now you know
where they got the idea. - Yeah, you're right.
- I'm pretty disappointed in myself
that I'm here again,
but, here we go.
To FBI.
I said,
"Fat Bussy Institute".
FBI replied, "Hahahahahaha". (all laughing)
- Crazy you got a response from them.
They're really hard to get
in touch with. - Yeah, you made FBI crack.
- I know, and I didn't even have
to do anything illegal except
for my Fat Bussy Institute.
- (sighs) Okay.
- I thought it was safe.
I watched this happen to all of you.
No one is safe.
This is to Beetlejuice.
I said, "Beeblejuice, Beeblejuice,
Beeblejuice" (giggles). - Oh.
- Where are you? (laughing) (all laughing)
- Beeblejuice?
- It was my favorite part of the movie. (giggles)
- Okay, this was to David Blaine.
"Can you make my UTI disappear?"
(all laughing)
All the holistic stuff,
you know (giggles). (girls laughing)
- This is to one of my favorite shows
that I respect, "The Masked Singer",
and I said, "Can I be on your show?
I don't have to wear a mask.
Nobody knows who I am." (giggles)
(girls laughing)
- You and Rudy Giuliani.
(all laughing) - Oh my God.
- You know, that's who they picked instead of me.
(girls laughing)
We were waiting to see
who was gonna get called up and unfortunately,
I didn't wear my hair dye that day.
- To Britney Spears,
"Free Britney... Spears concert tickets
for me please? (all giggling)
Firework is my favorite song."
(all laughing)
- Yeah. - You might have
some stuff mixed up, Olivia.
- No, she definitely sang Firework and Dark Horse.
(cameraman laughs) - This is a DM
that I actually got from our boss, Ian.
It says, "Is the squeak real?"
And I said, "What?"
He said, "Is your squeak laugh real?"
To which I replied, "Is your job real?"
And he said, "Okay, have a good day."
(all laughing)
It's a normal interaction
between Ian Hecox and I.
- Okay, this one's to George W. Bush.
"Everybody says you're a war criminal
but I know you're just a quirked up white boy,
busting it down sexual style.
Maybe goated in the sauce?"
(cameraman laughs)
- Oh, damn it.
- I didn't know that he was your type.
- I didn't know he was goated in the sauce. (giggles)
- What does goated mean?
- I just copy pasted from Twitter
and sent it immediately to George W. Bush.
I just knew.
- This is to the very talented standout star
of "Queer Eye". To Antoni.
I said, "What's it like to work at a place
that has more than one gay man?"
(girls laughing)
- No!
- I wanna know. - I wanna know.
- We all wanna know.
- I'm curious. - [Courtney] Oh God.
Oh my God. - Do they say
hi to each other?
(all laughing) (cameraman laughing)
- To DiGiorno pizza, (all laughing)
How do you spelled DiGiorno?
I think there's a U in there.
- DiGiorno.
- It's DiGiorno. - DiGiorno.
- To DiGiorno. Fuck (beep). Sorry.
(all laughing)
To DiGiorno Pizza.
"I have a new slogan for you.
It's not delivery, it's diarrhea.
Quick note. I'm not sure if it was your pizza
that caused my diarrhea
or the Splenda I boofed last night."
(all laughing) - Oh my God!
- What? (all laughing)
- This is to Disney.
I said, " Fuck, Marry, Kill:
Mickey, Donald, Goofy?"
Disney replied to me,
"Saige, please stop asking us this."
(girls laughing)
And then continued again by saying,
"We've told you: Fuck Donald
'cause his pants are already off.
(Courtney laughs)
Marry Mickey, to get into his will,
and kill Goofy, 'cause, obviously."
- Oh my God. - And I can't say
that I agree, but I respect him
having a hard stance on it.
(Courtney laughs) - To Ru Paul.
"Silky Nutmeg Ganache is hands down the best queen
you've ever had in the show.
This is my actual opinion."
(Saige laughs)
Who knows me so well
to write something so wrong?
(all laughing)
- (laughing) Oh fuck (beep). (girls laughing)
- Okay, this is to 100 Gecs, hyper pop sensation,
(giggles) this one says, "You put all 100 of your
gecussies into that song."
(all laughing)
And then, I just wanted to cover
all of the hyper pop people,
so I hit up Charli XCX,
and I said that, - I love it.
- she put her whole xcxussy into Trophy,
which is true. - Okay. Little further
of a reach, but all right.
- And then hyper pop sensation,
Oscar The Grouch.
I said that you put whole Oscar the Grossy
into that trash can.
His Grossy is still in that trash can.
- To the TV show, "The Goldbergs".
(girls laughing) "Love the show.
Needs more hole."
(girls laughing)
We need some more hole representation.
- This is to Eggo waffles.
I said, "Yo WTF is
with all this flavor?
You think you're a chef now?
Blueberries? Who eats this (beep) shit?"
- (laughs) What?
- That's too many flavors.
What? Is it gonna come outta my freezer
and come out as blueberries?
That's (beep) fucked up.
- To Camilla Cabello.
"Ow ow owww owwwwwww.
That wasn't me yelling at you.
I was doing Grape Lady. (groans)
You seen Grape Lady.
Go to You Tube Dot Com
(laughs) and put Grape Lady." (girls laughing)
- Why'd you write You Tube Dot Com?
- Oh, I did write You Tube Dot Com.
- (laughs) Yeah. - The last thing I said was,
"Did you watch it?" (laughing)
I don't think they watched it
cause I had the wrong link.
- This is to Abby Lee Miller.
I said, "Abby, I'm absolutely furious
that the moms took you speed dating
on Season 3 Episode 10 of Dance Moms."
It's true.
"If they want you to be nicer
to the girls, they should have raised better dancers."
(all laughing)
"Love and light."
- Love and light.
Tommy. Who are you?
- I am an Abby Lee Millers stand.
(all laughing) I'm coming clean.
- To Megan Thee Stallion.
"Does IBS count as thot (beep) shit?
If so, hands on my knees,
shaking ass on my thot (beep) shit
What? I needed to know.
- It is. You don't even have to ask for that.
We all know.
- And honestly, the only people that replied.
FBI. (all laughing)
- Did you ask them if it was thot (beep) also?
- I think I will.
- This is a message I sent to Tampax.
I said, "These things don't absorb piss
for shit." (beep) (all laughing)
- So it's like an inner diaper.
- Yeah. No, it doesn't work.
Outer diapers work way better.
- They do.
To Charmin Ultra Strong.
"Do you do brand deals?
I'm shidding and cumding." (laughs)
Charmin replied, "Courtney, please stop".
I said, "Not yet." (all laughing)
Ultra Strong, please gimme a chance.
- This is to Grant Gustin.
- Who's that? - He's me
but people know who he is.
- The Flash. - "Everyone says we're twins
cause we're both DC characters.
DC stands for Definitely Constipated."
- Nice. Did he reply to that?
- Yeah. He sent me a picture
of his really just tight closed up butt.
(all laughing)
- To Gwyneth Paltrow.
"Does this ever happen to you?
Put too many Yoni eggs in me yoni.
(all laughing)
Talking like six or seven.
I have never felt so charged,
but also cannot bend over
without popping out a crystal like a ripe hen."
- (screams) No!
(all laughing) No.
- Dude. Ripe hen. - Who wrote that?
- I wrote that. - You wrote that?
- Obviously I did. - Right.
- I can only write from experience.
- This is to Kingdom Hearts.
"On your next game,
let us go into Hereditary.
I want to decapitate Goofy because obviously. (giggles)
- Oh my God.
- There's a lot of Goofy slander in these.
I'm so sorry.
I didn't mean to tell you all like this.
- This is to Neil Patrick Harris.
I said, "If you and your husband, David both have
to pee, do you pee in the toilet
at the same time?"
- Oh my God. (all laughing)
- Did you know that if you're gay,
that's kind of like courting.
It's like do you want to go steady?
Steady stream into the toilet
at the same time - Yep right.
- [Courtney] Wow.
- Really embarrassed about that.
(all clapping) Wow. That was it.
That was all of our DMs.
Very horrific.
I don't know why you would be
that other people's DMs get leaked,
let us know who so that the hacker
can take notes and take action.
Mean of you actually. - Mean.
- Anyway, thanks so much for watching.
We'll see ya in the next one. Mean.