JOSH HOROWITZ: Welcome to The Adorable Show,
the only show for adorable enthusiasts.
My guest today is the embodiment of all things adorable,
the star of Central Intelligence, Dwayne
“The Rock” Johnson. Dwayne!
DWAYNE “THE ROCK” JOHNSON: Ah, hey!
JOSH / DWAYNE: Bloop, bloop, bloop!
JOSH: Have a seat, buddy. DWAYNE: Good to see you.
JOSH: It’s really good to see you.
We’ve been wanting to have you on the show for a long time.
DWAYNE: I have been waiting for my turn to come on The Adorable Show
because I love all things adorable.
JOSH: You are kind of the king of adorable, and—
DWAYNE: You are the prince!
JOSH: [laughs]
I love laughing with you!
DWAYNE: Right.
Cuz we have that thing!
KEVIN HART: Well that doesn’t sound cute to me.
JOSH: I guess it’s a good time to bring out our second guest today,
uh, Kevin Hart.
KEVIN: Cute dance, cute dance, cute dance!
JOSH: Could I—
KEVIN: Hey, get it! JOSH: [laughs] Get in there!
KEVIN: Cute scoot, cute scoot, cute scoot!
JOSH: I love the way you sit! KEVIN: Is this cute, though?
JOSH: Stop!
[giggles]
DWAYNE: It’s not that funny. JOSH: I’m sorry.
DWAYNE: I can— hey, is this cute?
KEVIN: Oh, don’t— JOSH: What’s happening?
DWAYNE: Tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick, like choot-choot-choot-choot-choot-choot.
JOSH: Okay.
They’re both adorable in their own odd ways.
DWAYNE: No, I mean mine is like— kids like mine.
JOSH: You know what time it is, right?
It’s time for the ADORABLE-OFF! DWAYNE: Yes!
This is the one where I connect with the people.
JOSH: Dwayne, here’s your camera.
I want to see you most adorable face.
DWAYNE: Excuse me for a second.
Alright. JOSH: That’s amazing.
Do you have a name for that one? DWAYNE: It’s called The Ride.
KEVIN: I thought it was called Amateur Hour.
DWAYNE: Why? KEVIN: My turn?
DWAYNE: I mean that’s—that’s not— JOSH: It’s a good face.
Also its sustainability, look how long he keeps it.
DWAYNE: Yeah, it means there’s a little problem.
JOSH: Okay, you maybe can stop it now.
It’s time for the Lullaby-Off.
Each of you gets to comfort me,
you know, kind of sing me to sleep or whatever, however you want.
KEVIN: Easy. ♫ Well the thing about nighttime
is that you want to get your eyes
as close as possible.
DWAYNE: ♫ So goodnight sweetheart,
may all your dreams come true.
Twinkle twinkle— It’s not done.
♫ —little star,
how I wonder what you are—
That thing in your back is just a microphone.
Hey, hey there, there you are.
JOSH: Do you have a go-to adorable voice?
KEVIN: I don’t!
What?!
DWAYNE: Wow. KEVIN: What?!
Gee-gosh do I love a lollipop and a stack of pancakes!
DWAYNE: My adorable voice? JOSH: Yeah, please.
DWAYNE: Hhhhhhhhhhey. . . .
Heeeeeeee.
[clicks]
JOSH: Well he won some of the other challenges at least,
he was good at some of the other things.
KEVIN: Gee-gosh Mrs. McCarthy, I would love to get some butterscotch!
JOSH: That’s a good tip, anytime you can get a butterscotch in there?
DWAYNE: Yeah I know, I know, I know. But mine was a unicorn call.
JOSH: Well I think it’s clear:
it’s a tie in the Adorable-Off. KEVIN: What?
DWAYNE: Well alright, I’ll settle with a tie then.
KEVIN: Let me ask my friend Little Magoo.
Is it a tie? “No this isn’t no tie,
there ain’t no tie.”
Gee-gosh Mr. Magoo, the last thing I wanna do is get a doggy-lick!
JOSH: Our Adorable King, Kevin Hart.
You got a puppy! Look at that!
KEVIN: Aw he’s gotta scratch his fanny-muggins!
DWAYNE: Okay, okay. Had enough of this.
JOSH: Thanks for coming, Dwayne. DWAYNE: Yeah, great.
KEVIN: Hey Dwayne, I’m sorry. JOSH: You are the best.
DWANYE: Go #*¢% yourself.
KEVIN: Mr. Magoo look at this,
we’ve got a little pitty-pie-paddle-little-poopy-pie
on our heads.
DWAYNE: Hey, since it’s The Adorable Show,
I just decided to come with all things adorable.
These are my friends.
JOSH: Oh— DWAYNE: This is my family.
JOSH: Ladies and gentlemen, we have our Adorable King Dwayne Johnson.
DWAYNE: Thank you ladies and gentlemen.
JOSH: And a far runner-up, way in the back, Kevin Hart.
DWAYNE: It’s a pleasure to be on The Adorable Show
and it’s a pleasure to be the King.
JOSH: Kevin don’t be sad, we’ve got puppies.
Everybody have fun. We’ve got puppies!!
DWAYNE: Puppies! ♫I love you,
I love you more than anything.♫
JOSH: Hewwo! KEVIN: I can hear you guys talking.
JOSH: Hewwo, I am a cute wuppy tawking to Kewin Hart.