- How would you rate your oral sex skills, out of 10?
- Oh my God, I'm a 10 outta 10.
Cause I read Cosmopolitan, I'm always on PornHub,
and I'm like a giver.
(woman laughing)
Wait, this is curved.
I've gotta get that straight.
(banana cracking)
(loud laughing and yelling out in background)
- Oh.
("Eine Kleine Nachtmusik" by Mozart)
- I'm Megan, hi.
- Hi, I'm Andrew.
- I'm andy, and I am here to connect with somebody.
- Is this Truth or Drink?
- [Man] This is truth or drink.
- Okay, thank God.
- My name is Emanuel,
and I've been single for six months now.
- Hi, I'm Jefu, and I've been single all my life.
- I think I already know who he is.
(laughing)
- Oh hey, the crowd's pretty small.
- Hi I'm Paris.
- I'm Jade.
I like that name.
- I like your name.
- Thanks.
- Oh my.
I've never actually been with a girl.
- Well is this your first date with a woman?
- Yeah.
I'm bi-curios, so I would try it out
and see how it goes.
- Alright, cool.
- Oh wow.
- Hi.
You're cute.
- You're really pretty.
- Thank you.
- Hi.
- I know him.
I dated a guy that mentioned you before.
- Who is it?
- Packers fan.
- Oh.
- Yeah, him.
(nervous giggling)
What, tell me about him.
What happened, what happened?
- Oh no, I'll take a shot.
Let's take this out.
We've been definitely talking.
- Oh, just recently too?
- Yes.
- Oh.
- Hi. - Hi.
- Oh my goodness. - Andy.
I'm Amalia.
- Amalia, nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you too.
I have family in Maine.
- Oh you do?
- Yeah.
- I spend a lot of time in Providence,
so I love East coast.
- My parents are really WASPy,
they're old and white, so all they love to do
is yacht clubs and sailboats.
- Old and white?
- I was a souvenir from Asia.
They picked me and my brother up from an orphanage.
They were like that one looks funny.
Where are you from?
- I was born in South Korea.
My parents are also white.
I was also adopted, with my younger brother.
- Oh my God me too.
- Yeah, I know.
- Wait, I told you that, yay.
- I'm freaking out a little bit.
- Ladies first.
(woman giggling)
- Of course, okay.
What sound do you make when you're having sex?
Can you make it?
(man giggling)
- I don't make a lot of sounds.
- You're just like silent the whole time?
- No, no, I'm not silent.
No, um, talking I guess?
Not talking like conversational, but--
- How was your day today?
(laughing)
So I need an example at this point.
- Is this good? Like-
(laughing)
- Finish this line; My favorite genre of porn is:
- I like oral porn.
(giggling)
What about you?
- I like watching porn with people who look like me.
- Why?
- I don't know.
That's my type.
- Do you do it just because
you imagine yourself as that person?
- No.
- Are you attracted to yourself so much that--
- Yeah, well I'm not attracted to myself.
(laughing)
I mean, I like fine black girls, I guess.
(laughing)
- Okay.
- Alright.
- Okay, how good are you with money?
- I have a lot of student debt.
(laughing)
- Where did you go?
- University of Washington.
- Then why do you have that?
- It's a couple t-shirts away.
Then I went to U-Dub for grad school,
and then I'm in a doctorate program from there.
- How old are you?
- How old do you think I am?
- 28?
- I'm in my thirties.
- Okay that's fine, that's totally fine.
I'm 25.
I'm a leo.
- Okay.
- Where is the craziest place
you have hooked up with someone?
- I hooked up with this guy at a movie theater.
There was no one around.
- It was not that guy, right?
- No, no, not that guy.
So it was How to Train Your Dragon.
(laughing)
I really wanted to see it.
He kept trying to push my head down,
and I was like no just let me watch this.
I just want to see How to Train Your Dragon.
- How would you rate your
(laughing)
How would you rate your oral sex skills, out of 10?
- Oh my God, I'm taking a shot to that one.
- You're taking your shot?
- I can't rate myself.
- Why don't you feel like you can rate?
Have you given?
Is that a thing?
(laughing)
- How would you rate your oral sex skills, out of 10?
- That is so embarrassing to say about yourself.
But I'm a 10.
(laughing)
I am.
- I'm a 10 outa 10.
Oh my God.
Because I read Cosmopolitan, I'm always on PornHub,
and I'm like a giver.
I'm a good person.
Do you know how good I am?
I got TMJ, do you know what TMJ is?
- Yeah.
- It's where your jaw unhinges and shit like that.
And so I had to fucking go to the dentist,
physical therapist,
and a massage therapist, because I was so nice.
- Because of giving head?
- Yes.
(girl giggling)
Wait, this is curved.
I've gotta get it straight.
(banana cracking)
(people laughing and yelling out in background)
- Oh.
- I dare you to text an ex I still love you.
- Can I text the Packer guy?
(laughing)
- Yeah, take a selfie with me.
- And send it to him?
- And send it to him.
Oh my God, this is fucking crazy.
Whew.
- Which one of us do you think is more attractive?
- I'll just take a shot.
- She thinks she's more attractive.
- How many sexual partners have you had?
- I'm gonna take a drink, just cause I like tequila.
- Alright, perfect.
- Let's say less than 20, but more than 15.
- Oh that's so cute.
- When was the last time you masturbated?
- Right before this shoot.
I actually went on a date before this.
(laughing)
No, it was just like, we didn't get to anything so,
I was like really horny.
- Oh yeah.
- Afterwards, he was really hot so--
- Oh yeah, he sounds great.
(laughing)
- Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?
- Like I've taken Plan B.
What about you?
I would assume, I'm not gonna--
- I'm a mom.
Yeah, I've got a seven year old daughter.
- What?
- Yeah.
- Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?
- Nope, cause I am good with my condoms.
I am good with my birth control.
You, have you had a pregnancy scare?
- I did.
- Do you know what condoms are?
- Yes, we used those.
She was actually on the pill as well.
Condom broke.
- Oh no.
- We got Plan B and she still got pregnant.
(laughing)
- I'm so sorry.
- Do you have any kids?
- No I don't.
- I dare you to kiss me on the lips or take a shot.
She's looking at the alcohol.
- I dare you to kiss me on the lips or take a shot.
You're so rude.
- Like a peck?
We can do like a peck.
- I'm down for a peck.
- Okay.
(applause)
- Okay, we're good.
- Would you like to go out on another date with me?
If yes, when and where?
If no, why not?
- I would love to see you again and hang out.
- I think we should hang out,
and then see, cause this is my first time with a girl.
Did it take you a lot of time
to figure out that you wanted to be with a woman?
- No, I've known that I'm more attracted to women
my entire life.
Like I'll never look at a man and feel nervous, for example,
whereas if it's a really beautiful woman
then I might feel nervous.
I don't know if that answers your question.
- No it does.
- Would you like to go on another date with me?
- Hell yes.
- Hell yes?
- You're fun, you're nice, you're pretty.
- Thank you.
- You're really pretty.
- So what if I cook you dinner?
- Sappy.
(laughing)
- Hey I'm a good cook.
- Okay fine.
- Would you like to go on another date with me?
- Yeah, obviously.
Where should we go?
- Tacos.
- Yes. Yay.
Toast to a good first date.
- To tacos.
- To tacos, yay.
- Should be on Tuesday.
Taco Tuesday.
- Sounds good.
- Cheers.
(applause)
- Y'all are making memories.