(fast paced electronic beeping)
- Oh my God,
oh my freaking God.
- Oh, Jesus, what do you want?
- The meme I posted this morning got 200 thousand likes.
- This got 200 thousand likes?
- Yes. - Good job, very cool Katie.
- Trav, it's a little bit more than cool.
I just went viral, baby.
I'm about to be famous.
(loud blow horn)
- Hey, stop, stop doing that.
You're not gonna get famous off of one meme, okay.
- Aquafina got her start
when she went viral on YouTube.
And now she's in big big movies
that's literally about to be me.
- But she had a really successful song.
She didn't just post a picture one time.
- Okay, look I am going to try so hard to say this
as nicely as possible,
I am too (bleep) big for you (bleep)
and you fake (beep) okay.
Eat my (beep), I hope you all burn in hell
you sons of (beep).
- That's as nicely as possible?
- Honestly, yeah, so you're welcome.
- What do you expect to happen
now that you had one stupid meme do well?
- In the next couple of days I will be receiving phone calls
left and right as agents
managers, televisions executives
and movie moguls try to sign me.
- You have no idea how this industry works.
- And there we have it.
I just received my very first Twitter direct message.
Okay, the proof is in the pudding.
- That was your first DM ever?
- Yes, they're starting to pour in almost, okay.
It's about to become overwhelming for me.
I definitely need my own personal assistant.
- Okay, cool well it sounds like you have a busy day
lined up Katie,
I think we should probably, what,
get back to work?
Right, we are at work.
- Ah, holy fudge.
Beloved prankster Stevo from MTV's Jackass
just gave it a like.
- Beloved prankster. - This has officially
infiltrated the celebrity circle.
- Katie, we're suppose to write a sketch this week.
- I will never work
with you again. - Okay.
I will never write a sketch here again.
I will leave that job to you dumb asses.
- Katie? - Oh my assistant's here.
- What? - I'm gonna need
a new wardrobe, obviously.
I can't be looking like this.
Let's do Gucci on the top, Chanel on the bottom.
Wait no, let's flip that.
Channel on the top, Gucci on the bottom.
- You can't treat people like this.
You're behaving like a monster.
- I need like an Eddie Bauer backpack, write that down.
- I'm so sorry about her by the way.
- You are oh my God,
such a little pathetic turd of a man.
- Katie, you're being very rude
and this is obviously going to backfire,
your house, the cars-
- Hell yes, I got the house.
- Wait what? - As you were talking,
wasting my time, I was putting down an offer
on a Beverly Hills mansion, okay.
And it was accepted.
- Katie, no, no, that's a tremendous mistake.
- Oh my God,
I made a Buzzfeed list
entitled: 200 Memes You Need to See Before you Turn 30.
- There's millions of memes that are much funnies than that
and they never led to anything.
- Meet my bodyguards.
- You don't need bodyguards.
- Oh my God,
the Anne Hathaway just followed me on Instagram.
- That's not the Anne Hathaway.
- It is. - It's not verified
or anything. - Have you guys seen this
video of a kid singing opera in a Ross,
dress for less.
It's got 20 million views and 10 million shares.
That's a pretty good start.
But it not like he's gonna get famous
from only 20 million views, I mean...
(hearty laughing) Exactly.
- It's nothing. - Cancel the house
and fire everyone,
yourself included, quickly, quickly.