>>> OKAY, CLASS, SETTLE DOWN, NOW.
NOW, WE'VE BEEN LEARNING A LOT ABOUT WESTERN EXPANSION.
WELL, GUESS WHAT, LAST NIGHT I WAS AT AN ITALIAN RESTAURANT
HAVING A GLASS OF WINE AND A LOVELY MEAT BALL SALAD.
AND THE TABLE RIGHT NEXT TO ME HAD SOME ACTORS FROM THE ALBANY
EDUCATION THEATER FESTIVAL. THEY WERE DOING A NEW SHOW ABOUT
LEWIS & CLARK. HOW EXCITING IS THAT?
SO I ASKED THEM TO COME PERFORM FOR YOU, AND THEY SAID YES.
COME IN, GUYS. >> GREAT LOOKING CLASS.
>> WE ARE THREE OF THE ACTORS FROM THE SHOW "LEWIS AMPERSAND
CLARK." >> I'M PLAYING LEWIS, MY NAME IS
DAVID PAUL. WHERE DO I START?
WE'RE BOTH CURIOUS AND ATHLETIC OUTDOORS MEN.
IF YOU SAW ME IN LONG SHORTS AND A TANK TOP, YOU'LL KNOW EXACTLY
WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, RIGHT YOUNG LADY?
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. >> WE HEARD A LOT ABOUT LEWIS,
WHAT ABOUT CLARK? >> I'M JOHNNY GRANDE.
I'LL BE PLAYING THE ROLE OF TRUSTY SIDEKICK CLARK.
SOLDIER, EXPLORER, POLITICIAN AND BOO, SLAVE OWNER.
>> BUT REMEMBER, GUYS, NOBODY KNEW IT WAS BAD BACK THEN.
>> HI, I'M HARRIET WALL. YOU PROBABLY KNOW ME BY MY STAGE
NAME. I'M GOING TO PLAY SAKAJAWEYA.
FEEL FREE TO LAUGH, CRY OR SIMPLY ENJOY SOME SCREAMING OUT.
WE DON'T WANT TO TELL YOU HOW TO FEEL.
JUST PLEASE DON'T TOUCH. >> OKAY, EVERYONE.
GET READY TO TIME TRAVEL BACK TO 1803.
♪♪♪ >> WHERE ARE YOU TAKING US?
>> WE GO UP MORE. UP MOUNTAIN.
[ SCREAMING ] >> WHAT'S WRONG, LEWIS?
>> THIS IS DRIVING ME MAD. >> I KNOW, THE COLD IS COLDER
THAN ANY COLD I'VE KNOWN BEFORE. >> NOT THAT.
MY MANLY URGES. ISN'T SHE DRIVING YOU CRAZY?
I NEED SEX. >> WITH SAKAJO?
>> I WON'T LIE, I GUESS I HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT IT.
>> PERHAPS WE SHOULD HINT AT THE THREE OF US LAYING WITH EACH
OTHER. >> AS LONG AS YOU MAKE IT CLEAR
THAT SHE IS THE ONE IN THE MIDDLE.
>> I WAS HOPING I'D BE IN THE MIDDLE AND SHE'D BE ON THE
RIGHT. >> WHERE AM I, AGAIN?
>> STOP. I SENSE EVIL SPIRITS.
I MUST DRIVE THEM AWAY WITH THE DANCE OF MY ANCESTORS.
[ DRUM BEATING ] >> IS THIS OKAY FOR US TO WATCH?
>> YES. >> STICK TO THE PLAN.
>> I NEED TO STOP YOU RIGHT THERE.
BECAUSE IT'S JUST BREATHTAKING. AND I AM VERY MOVED.
I THINK I BETTER GO BACK OVER THERE BEFORE I START CRYING.
>> DON'T APOLOGIZE, WE LOVE FEEDBACK.
>> SKIP AHEAD. WE MAKE IT THROUGH THE
CONTINENTAL DIVIDE, AND GO ALL THE WAY TO THE PACIFIC COAST.
BUT WHAT HAPPENED NEXT? LET'S GO BACK AND SEE.
>> WE MADE IT. >> NOW WE CAN DO THAT THING WE
WERE TALKING ABOUT. >> YES.
SHOULD I GET DOWN ON THE GROUND? >> YES, AND I WILL GET ON TOP OF
YOU. SAKAJAWEYA WILL LAY OFF TO OUR
RIGHT. >> NO, THIS IS NOT WHAT I
WANTED. LEWIS, I TOLD YOU HOW THIS HAD
TO GO DOWN FOR ME TO BE OKAY WITH EVERYTHING.
>> IT'S THE SAME THING. IT FEELS EXACTLY THE SAME.
SHE'LL BE RIGHT NEARBY. JUST LAY ON THIS ROCK PART.
>> NO, STOP, LEWIS, GET OFF. GET OFF.
>> IS THIS PART OF THE PLAY OR IS IT REALLY HAPPENING?
>> KIDS, BE QUIET AND HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR OUR GUESTS.
>> LOOK MY EYES WHILE HE LAY ON YOU.
>> NO. >> PRETEND IT IS ME.
>> LISTEN TO HER, SHE HAS ANCIENT WISDOM.
>> IT'S TRUE. >> OKAY CLASS, I'M SORRY, THEY
WERE JUST ABOUT TO DO IT. WE HAVE TO STOP HERE.
THE KIDS HAVE THEIR LUNCH BREAK. JORDAN, DON'T YOU WANT TO GO
EAT? >> NO, NO, I'M FINALLY ENGAGED
WITH LEARNING. >> WE'RE FINALLY GETTING THROUGH
TO SOMEONE. >> TAKE IT HOME, FELLAS.
>> TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF. >> NO KISSING.
>> ARE YOU CRYING AS HARD AS I AM?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]