Oh gross you guys realize Valentine's Day is just a commercial holiday it means nothing!
Have you guys even heard of the st. Valentine's Day Massacre, it's not a fun holiday!
Oh Please with this yeah, you guys are just showing your love through hollow
Capitalism how was no one else seeing this.
Random Dude: Dude chill out. It's obvious you're just cynical because you're completely alone. Lonely Guy: Oh OH
Well joke's on you, buddy cuz no one loves me
every day.
Boom (you showed him!)
*starts crying*
(sniff)
Every Valentine's Day ever
Salesman: hmm... Can I help you find something
Ian: Um, I'm kind of in a weird situation you see I've only been dating this girl for like a week
So it's not really that serious. Salesman: mm-hmm. Ian: Do you have anything that doesn't say
I love you on it, cuz we're not we're not there.
Salesman: Oh of course. We have the perfect selection for that how about a
A regular teddy bear
Ian: Yeah, that's perfect. There's no declarations of love. Yeah, that's perfect Thanks
Salesman :Go get her tiger
Shoo
Ian: Okay
(nice house)
Ian: Oh!
Um, I know like we've only gone a couple dates
But I figured you know it's tradition and everything so I got you a little Valentine's Day present
Olivia: Oh..
Teddy: I love you
Ian : Oh..
Ian: didn't know that it talked ...awkward
Teddy : And if you didn't love me too i'd kill myself *Ian coughs*
and then kill you (uhh yandere much?)
*akward chuckle*
Every Valentines Day Ever
Courtney: Babe?? Where are you?
Noah: follow the trail!
Courtney: What's all this?!
Noah: Well, you know I thought I'd pick up a couple roses pick apart
They're decaying carcasses and spread them around the house in hopes that you would sleep with me.
Courtney: Huh.. well
I don't know why I'm interpreting these actions as a romantic gesture instead of something a complete psychopath would do but I gotta admit
I'm pretty horny right now
Noah: Cool
COVER YOUR EYES CHILDREN
Noah: I love that your head is spaghetti and I get to eat it. (um okay then)
Ian: Happy Valentine's Day.
Shayne: It's August Happy
Ian: oh huh ho
Manny: Yo, why are there flowers on the table
Danny: Oh, dad bought them for mom
Manny: Wait a minute
Danny what day is it?
Danny: I don't know know, Manny. Some random weekday in February
Danny: Oh my god
Danny&Manny: IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY!
Manny: We got to get out of here
Mom: Hey no leaving the house past sundown
Danny: She's talking to us!, while she's doing it
Why couldn't they just wait till we were asleep
Random Guy: Who bought me flowers. Shane: I did for myself
Teddy: The way I would kill myself is with a knife.
And the way i'd kill you is with the same knife.
Ian: Okay, maybe if you just press them again, it'll say something not so crazy.
Teddy: The blood from my body would then mix with the blood from your body, which would bind our souls for eternity.
Ian: Son of a bitch.
Shane: Let's touch butts! Ian: YEAH!!
*Laughing*
Courtney: Tonight was SO perfect
Shayne: Delicious and expensive thick hearty steak
Courtney: More than enough red wine Shane: And then a whole box of those heart-shaped chocolates filled with I don't even know
Courtney: And now we can engage an entire night of rigorous and passionate lovemaking
Shayne: mm-hmm
C: You still want to S: uh-huh C: right? S: Yeah? C: Yeah, okay? S: Cool you C: oh, yeah? I'm so excited. Shane: You're not too full
Courtney: NO, I feel fine. Shane: I'm just gonna turn off this light and we're gonna...
*thump* *Shane falls asleep*
*courtney ALSO falls asleep*
Happy Valentine's Day yeah, we're good singers.
Courtney: Happy Valentine's Day. *animu gasp* goodbye
Oh, must be from my husband Michael - Julie Oh
oh, to julie
OH! from my husband Michael probably *exhale*
oh! Sarah...okay
This is definitely from my husband Michael uh-huh Oh see from Michael - to...Julie hang on. There's something else from Michael
Divorce papers. Shane: you've been served happy Valentine's Day
Be mine get it cuz I'm just like a bee
Teddy: If i found out you didn't love me
And I didn't have a knife nearby I'd kill myself with two guns Ian: okay, maybe just stop pressing it
I'd put both of them to my head and pull the triggers at the same time
The bullets would hit Each other and fuse together in my brain just like you and me should fuse together forever. Ian: Okay, Jesus. I can return it okay?
Teddy: I love you, Rachel. Do you love me say you love me say you love me say you love me
I'll kill myself and you if you don't love me say you love me...
I Fuck*** love you
*EATS IAN'S FACE*
Every Valentine's Day Ever
Happy Valentine's Day Shane. Oh happy Valentine's Day Ian.
wow You know it'd just be super if everyone went checked out every first date ever by clicking the box on the left or to watch
Every elevator ever by clicking the Box on the right wow that just sounds amazing
We're gonna make out with somebody. I'm right here. Oh. Oh my gosh. Oh my goodness
SubTitles: By DJSlime07 and reviewed and checked and made better by glitchytheglitch and again by bre prall
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