you may not know this about Ned but he
has beautiful eyes Zack well you have
beautiful eyes thank you I know they
either flocked with the glasses people
don't know how I see them thank you do
these become like sappy do they become
sappy I met Eugene
he was sitting sort of kitty-corner to
me he sat near me he was very tall and
gangly and still is was a white guy and
he stills that and he was dressed much
better than anyone else around us I
guess my first impression was
intimidation did he talk about how I was
probably dressed intimidatingly I mean
he was very serious guy he was very
focused and then the times I saw the
work he was making he was much better at
making videos than I was everyone knows
keith is the most charming effervescent
funny easygoing guy although most people
see him is this very serious like
high-fashion guy he's actually very
thoughtful about a lot of people in this
world and I respect that a lot
we're like brothers he's one of my three
best friends he was a groomsman in my
wedding
I think keith has actually lightened me
up as a person a lot since I first met
him Ned and I started as employees at
BuzzFeed around the same time he was the
first like married young adult that I
met but I thought he was like 21 so I
was like how the this dude married
already one of my first memories of Zach
is he cast me in one of his videos so he
said hey Ned can you just stand there
and look like you have a third nipple I
was like uh okay oh I have a third
nipple he was married so I just assumed
that he had his together in a way
that I didn't and I'm like huh I should
see what this guy's deal is
he seemed like kind of a film school
nerd a little bit of a STONER
we're the only two in the Tri guys that
love sports growth insane fantasy
football league so we talked about
football and that is very good at kind
of more heady managerial things he's a
lot more organized than I am and I
really appreciate that quality in him
Zach's a little bit of a perfectionist
very detail-oriented in a lot of ways
I've learned to hold my work to a higher
standard because he he really cares
about what he does at this point we're
brothers he's my little corn baby
I don't like this at all I thought we
were gonna have fun today this is the
opposite of fun which are you I
I don't know I'm just bouncing between
them like a maniac and lucky your left
your left do you choose one eyeball or
you can't find yourself bouncing back
and forth I think I'm just locked into
your left eye oh yeah actually looked
into your eyes this match and how they
have lived into anyone's eyes this
mansion
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good guy you know what we're gonna give
it five extra seconds please where we'll
say it's time dad thank you I knew that
Eugene would not like this activity so
it's thinking about how Eugene must hate
this and then we talked a lot we did
talk a lot yeah it was intimate I think
we ruined it by by doing what we do
which is saying dumb things
it was both intimate and quiet and
public because people were staring at us
all that sexual tension yeah it's just
you can't let it just be there you have
to talk and avoid
okay nice compliments or where to start
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that's amazing that's evil Eugene vows
you have an impossible and admirable
commitment to your work because you work
way too hard on everything but
everything you make is also really
impressive Thank You Keith Keith you are
a truly wonderful human being with a
heart of gold and a smile that could
light up the darkest sky that was like a
love letter compliment
what's it yeah it's just how I write and
light up the night sky yeah first thing
that came to mind is that Ned without
you I think that the try guys would have
fallen apart the things that you bring
to the table I think are more valuable
than anyone has given credit for there
are things that you handle that we don't
even like to think about Thanks you make
the try guys better through your
attention to detail like there are so
many things I like let's slip through
the cracks you're like no this needs to
be perfect that is really valuable and
that makes the whole group better we
basically just gave the same compliment
in different fields I don't want to deal
with you completely
Eugene you are very funny even though
you would never describe yourself that
way he thinks he's not funny I don't
think
everybody I don't know why he thinks
that he's so funny mmm Keith you have
excellent calf musculature for someone
who never exercises yeah you should see
it every time you like shows off his
gams I'm like wow definition he's big
they are good these calves I see nothing
are we tilting nothing it isn't nothing
and those are great Ned your
relationship and honestly your ability
to have a work-life balance inspires me
and makes me want to strive to be more
like that in my old life Wow I also run
about your personal life I am inspired
by how caring and dedicated you are to
your puppy well thanks man it takes a
lot of work and you're really persistent
and you're very you care a lot about
making sure Bowie it's like a good dog
it's because I don't like most dogs so I
want my dog to be good and that's
something superficial I said also have
beautiful eyes I was gonna say you're
more handsome than you know but I
crosstalk I'm like let's go let's go
deeper yeah yeah you know you HOT that
was nice I like that involve writing mmm
no touching I think I knew you knew that
I think that's about you yeah I think
you think I'm nice and I think you think
I'm impossible yeah I said a lot of and
admirable into your work I don't think
you're impossibly I'm also times you
might sometimes I'm pretty impossible
yeah I feel like we both chose things
it's like thanks man I knew that it's
nice to hear it though you know I think
yeah oh it's nice to hear yeah like
friends if you don't say things to your
friends all time go go and tell them
something nice cuz they appreciate it
even if they know it deep down
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I had 20 seconds it starts to feel real
weird you chose a good sweater for this
Thanks yeah well you smell pretty good
though
thanks Brock well no no you weren't any
sort of cologne or aftershave er is this
natural medicine natural but you do get
a little scent from my hair of course
you see how do you smell
probably some like dead cow smell like
the leather my dicks like really like
okay that I know it's a resting on your
thighs but it's actually my mic pack so
you
oh really yeah you're looking that I can
look right back my necks right on your
mic pack yeah just know that because
we're doing this for a video this might
be the closest we'll ever be ever in our
entire lives physically so you might as
well savor this moment oh I'm so warm
yeah I feel wow you just got become a
furnace your chest area is like yeah
we'll tell you honest how dare you
glamour love again good hug you know one
of the first videos we made with each
other was rubbing oil on each other's
butt so like there's only so close you
can catch yes and before you just become
that person yeah that's probably our
first real first real life that was
tender it's tender we're we're much
closer than most casts like we see each
other every day I just felt like a you
know a sense of tenderness yeah and like
you know we'll joking at first but then
like we really got in there we never get
to hug Eugene for very long if you even
get to hug him at all so this is the
exclusive
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what if what if we ran in as he's
falling like that's the hardest trust
wall no this is not about challenges
about trust
you ready yeah now 3 a 2 a 1 there's a
moment oh no not good can see I'm gonna
hurt myself guys remember I'm precious
good i'll just put our hands on this but
teacher says teacher says you Justin if
you trust us
sure all right 3 2 1 3 2 1
a lot of all bye it's like I'm the first
place I found contact with my butt 3 - I
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did say that I liked that it was with
Keith because with you - it would have
been like impossible we spent so much
time together we hang out we work
together but like why don't we really
hugged just just you know worse it was
just the worst this is not is this good
content are we making good content
normally when we make videos we feel
like we're giving stuff to you but this
time I feel like you gave something to
me