(owl hooting)
Courtney Miller: I love camping. I know it's so nice to just get away from it all and
Grayson Niles: I know. it's so nice to just get away from it all and unplug and be in nature, you know?
Courtney Miller: Yes.
(record scratch)
Grayson Niles: You wanna watch TV?
Courtney Miller: Hell, yeah.
(TV playing)
(sigh)
Ian Hecox: (panting)
Did somebody order a pizza to the middle of the forest.
Grayson Niles: Yes, sir! Thank you.
(chuckle)
Uh oh.
Uh, I really hate to be this guy, but I ordered extra mushrooms.
Courtney Miller: Its kind of important
Ian Hecox: Oh, I'm sorry, sir and madam, uh, I will have a replacement pizza delivered in five hours.
Grayson Niles: Thanks.
Courtney Miller: It's the last time we don't do DiGiorno.
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Keith Leak Jr: Ooh, Chips
Courtney Miller: Hi, Keith
Keith Leak Jr: Hey, whats up, guys?
Noah Grossman: Courtney and I were going camping this weekend, and we wanted to know if you would like to join us.
Keith Leak Jr: (pff)
Hell, no. Camping is creepy.
Noah Grossman: (chuckle)
It's not creepy.
You just wander out into the middle of an undeveloped forest somewhere where there's no cell phone reception...
Courtney Miller: and sleep outside in the dark with only one thin layer of fabric to protect you from the cold,
Noah Grossman: somewhere where you're completely alone and isolated where hypothetically no one could hear you scream.
Keith Leak: Jr: Uh, yeah...
no.
No, why don't you guys just invite Grayson instead? Look, he loves camping
Grayson Niles: That is correct. I do love camping!
Courtney Miller: But we want you to come.
Noah Grossman: Yes, only you to come.
Keith Leak Jr: Um, no thanks. Gotta go, guys
Courtney Miller: (nervously) What's that noise in the bushes?
Ian Hecox: Oh, don't mind me. I'm just pooping.
Noah Grossman: Keisha, I'm nervous.
Keith Leak Jr: What's wrong, girl?
Noah Grossman: So, I'm going on this camping trip with Troy, but Troy's never seen me without any makeup on.
Keith Leak Jr: (sigh)
Girl, don't be nervous.
Come here. Come here!
Look, see you're going camping for five days, so you can just wear five days worth of makeup
Perfect.
Noah Grossman: Thank you so much!
Ian Hecox: Who's ready for some glamping?
Courtney Miller: Okay, dude, we got everything we need to survive the next seven days.
Ian Hecox: Bro, you only brought beer and weed.
.Courtney Miller: That is correct
Ian Hecox: Hell yeah, dude!
(laughing)
Courtney Miller: What's for dinner?
Ian Hecox: Beans and only beans.
Grayson Niles: Hey, man, how was your camping trip?
Oh, um, yeah, it was good. Uh, we got out there, saw some the wildlife...
(bugs buzzing)
Oh, G-d
(screaming)
Grayson Niles: That sounds fun.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, It was pretty fun. We even met some of the other campers.
Olivia Sui: Try not to itch.
Ian Hecox: I know I can't help it.
(banjo strum)
(yell)
Keith Leak Jr: Y'all want to join me for dinner? I got some extra catfish.
Ian Hecox: Um...
(nervous chuckle)
Umm... No, thank you, sir.
Keith Leak Jr: Oh, okay. I'll be here.
(banjo strum)
Grayson Niles: Nice.
Ian Hecox: Yeah, it was...
it was really a good experience. You know, we woke up early and caught the sunrise.
(birds chirping)
(sizzling)
Olivia Sui: Oh my G-d, why is it so hot in here?! It's only 7 A.M.
Ian Hecox: The sun came up!
Olivia Sui: It feel like were in a plastic bag in Heeeeeelllll!!!!!!
(cries of torment and suffering)
Ian Hecox: Yeah, camping is......great.
Grayson Niles: We should go sometime, it'll finally give me a chance to play my new banjo.
Ian Hecox: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Courtney Miller: Oh, look a straight dog.
Ian Hecox: I think that's a wolf.
Ian Hecox We should probably run.
Courtney Miller: Oh my G-d!
Ian Hecox: Run, run, run, run, run!
Olivia Sui: (grunting)
(bugs buzzing)
These stupid bugs are so freaking annoying. I forgot to pack bug spray.
Grayson Niles: Ha ha ha, you should have just done what I did.
Olivia Sui: You laminated your entire body?!
Grayson Niles: Yeah.
And I don't see... any problems that would arise... from that at all.
(gasping)
(wheezing)
(dies)
Ian Hecox: Oh my G-d, what is that in the sky?!
Courtney Miller: Those are stars.
Ian Hecox: Oooooh.
Courtney Miller: What's going on?
Noah Grossman: So, I thought it would be super cool if for your birthday we went urban camping for a month...
(banging)
in my van!
Courtney Miller: Did you forget to pay rent again?
Noah Grossman: Yeah.
Ian Hecox: (pretending to drive)
Did somebody order a pizza?
(laughing)
Courtney Miller: I love it, but I hate you.
Ian Hecox: This isn't "try not to laugh challenge"?
Courtney Miller: (laughing)
Noah Grossman: Courtney and I are going camping this weekend, and we wanted to know if you would like to join us.
Keith Leak Jr: Pff
Hell to the no. Uh, that's wrong.
Courtney Miller: (laughing)
Sorry.
(laughing)
Pfffffff
I'm sorry, did I spit all over your face?
(laughing)
(banjo strumming)
(sobbing)
(continuous banjo strumming)
(continuous sobbing)
Olivia Sui: STOOOOOP!!!!
Grayson Niles: It'll finally give me a chance to play my new banjo.
Ian Hecox: No, G-d! No, G-d, please! No!
NO!
NOOOOO!!!!!
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