oh yeah so I'm really tired right now
yeah and the reason I'm whispering is
because it's not three in the morning
right now and I am actually just giving
up like I'm waking up right now oh god I
am going to set right now for my show
logan paul horses today it's logan paul
vs retirement home so i get to dress up
as an old person today and hang out with
some old people call problem is the make
up to be an old person takes five hours
so that's why i'm up so early is that
I'll god I woke up my boy I'm sorry I
woke you up maverick oh he's quiet in
the morning I'm average doesn't my boy
right there so weird oh my god I'm
definitely waking all the neighbors
sorry we are outside on the streets of
Hollywood it's a bit nippy today and
this is my car right here and I know
what you're thinking I get a lot of
comments Logan you never dry so why
would you spend half a million dollars
on a Lamborghini you're thinking about
buying it's this one right here if you
haven't seen oh oh I'm also checking out
another one today and by today I mean
whenever I can point is if i buy a lambo
you guys no one will be driving it but
for now I get cars so I can get work
done on the way hashtag dad transition
oh the in retirement living let's go
good morning I mean it we don't carry
this is going to be the only fan of me
here today no when I was in this
building a cell phone oh my gosh this
looks like a freakin Hospital and
there's a very distinct scent to it it
smells like a combination of tapioca and
checkers board room 212 this is the
stuff that's going to make me look old
except I think this is the what is what
do you have what is that for a spear
look on face piece I'm hurting oh god
that's gonna be me
how much is that wig this wig is 700 oh
my god I feel like I'm petting a dead
rat it's exhilarating it's actually made
from dinner and uh make sense that's
incredible that looks like the tale of
the dead rat it's all connected we used
every bit of a dead rat to innovative
and efficient uh was going to be a fun
five hours sure all right guys the next
time you see me I'm gonna be old let's
do a hard guy now my joy oh hello Logan
I didn't see your because my vision oh
god I have glaucoma it's been about six
hours of makeup what I tell you what it
feels like a like doing I feel like I
look like that guy from back to the
future look it look at you see the
resemblance mom waiting in my vlog I'd
love you to just keep the camera out of
my face for the day invested bet it but
you look so good I got so we're
not--we're not working retirement home
nobody here knows that we are filming
they don't really know the story and the
story is we are doing a little
documenting series on a famous inventor
named logan paul hey how are you you
can't have people you know falling
around watching what we're doing the
whole time just to the speed letting I
appreciate you be respectful one was
doing this damn code the damn you guys
think if they see me vlogging they'll
realize that I'm not an old person
they'll just be like yo that guy's a
vlogger and a chach we've got to find
out oh my god you will be known for
about seven minutes on the best rata by
no hope welcome to my room yo so this is
actually going to be like whole area I'm
forgetting bro I'm interacting with
people like people that live you do I
look believable because it feel like I
thought what I do this I've been good
all right just respect my blog in the
little gangster with the logging I don't
like being on camera no he's just a
little shy that's all that's not good yo
so we were halfway through the day right
now we just broke for lunch and as you
guys know I'm looking into buying
Lamborghinis with my brother call us the
Lambros and I looked at the one you guys
know you were there with me it's this
one right here which is sexy but sad
there's one that's 125 thousand dollars
more ah the newer model same color same
purple by the way I'm looking around
because people can't see me vlogging
they think I'm actually an old person
here okay good this my production team
okay keep on the deep oh yeah when I
went to the dealer they're like we don't
have it here I was supposed to go check
that car out the newer version today
next the guy at the dealership I'm like
Gilliam shooting today I'm dressed up
like this he's like great I'll bring the
car to you so whom he is chillin outside
in a Lamborghini Aventador roadster okay
let's go check out this car being old
sucker oh this is much more phone my god
oh my god bro this is soulless
primo look at the door he most hand the
camera to the door there it go look at
the door I can't write character yet
because it's lady went to lunch with it
just kind of watching the kind of
dislike followed me out here I don't
know what to do because it's cheap
stalking me oh yeah I you that part
Jeffrey you hear that Podrick never
drive with you this year yo you would
die legit anyone who died who drives me
your car will not I think I may need
your help making this decision yeah this
is this is absolutely just desserts big
fish up both of mom and dad both told
talk to me about no way of course and
nervous about me and how are your mom
you talked to my mom for an hour are you
trying to smash cuz you need a chill
notice you text now all you jump you
guys look the top also comes off
invertible video with a mess up my hair
not in my current state because they
don't have any but regular Logan hair
something to consider bro I can't have
messy flow with jesus mother of gonna
start thinking oh my god this is
a big one ok guys I have to walk away
from the car we have to keep shooting Oh
Michael I do you hear that I hate to see
her go but I love to watch her leave
goodbye beautiful I'll miss you this is
by far ever in my life sing and dance
and tell jokes doing an actual
retirement Oh No the crowd is paddock
they're ready for the big show oh my god
well this is getting so real what is my
life this is we're all this happens are
going to be so good it's so time Eva
warm up load for Easter Logan oh my
we're done first off every time I look
in the screen up you I'm scared of
myself besides my goddamn baby blues
unless you think it is then coming uh
smash in the comments below I think we
just finished the episode I think so now
I have to go get this literate like skin
like cut off of my face if I look like
this when I'm older and it just looks
like i have diseases on my face why do
old people not log think about it think
about it i'm sitting here again myself
and i'm like oh this could be a thing
dude if only they knew her the worst
technology grow that would be popping
like they could do stuff like this
all people could do this place today
reflects cool enough about that this is
really something everything so like this
i'm bringing sexy back oh my skin oh my
gosh this is disgusting I ain't got no
faith I don't give a damn you know you
could just take the stairs I'm an old
for suppose i'll be highlighting it how
are you guys are you guys like my face
Oh for real oh it feels good to be young
it feels good to be uh chemo tell me if
you're down bro just like me and you bro
never get old are you down no that's the
move right now I could feel it I've been
over like 16 17 hours guys like I'm
reading slap-happy that's where i'm at
right now haha hi how are you guys my
skin is falling off watch them doggy
watch some dog in Canberra I thought a
freak people out there like letting
their doggy my face oh let it go let it
go leg anymore let it go
let it go hey yo I am back at the crib
oh that was a little day through whoever
I am tired of looking like this let me
go shower clean up a little bit hey yo
so I'm cleaned up and I feel good plus
them with my boys we'd have to start
paying right some type of way when it
comes to the cereal or milk cuz I'm I'm
kind of I could melt the right way wait
hold on hello just letting you talk is
great because you sound like an idiot so
it's okay take dude you gotta like start
paying for yes so we come over to
George's house and we steal his food and
cereal I'm gonna do a bowl of frosted
flakes you guys saw I worked hard today
why am I still talking we can open as
you weren't you weren't at all you
weren't at all hot little know you could
you do it no cuz you didn't see I'm
talking my god no I have managed
fadeaway jumper to know you done am I
done how you done for his waiver much
and you know I I haven't got your mark
so just shut up okay Jesus oh hi Mark
mark asked me to pour him a bowl as well
and George only had one bowl which I
took so I went ahead and I made mark a
plate it's not a real it across oh gee
why I heavily did you stop my ceiling
you do have plates they're right here
bro you don't have both you don't have
both see you tell like an idiot and i
forgiven your ceiling is on mark who's
not on right there I fellow the group a
nice yeah but if you do the man so look
guys one of those other things I like oh
did you get delayed applause let me know
when you're done when you're done you're
not and i'll go ahead and summon my god
i'm like your boss George we do that
George stop talking George top down yeah
yeah okay I know guys I'm signing off of
the day do not forget be uniquely
different be passionate and logan paul
paul okay that is my second Instagram
account I love you guys blow gang I
would see you tomorrow oh we're shooting
with this girl she's a famous actress
alexandra daddario tomorrow that oh yeah
yeah yeah girl yeah that's the one what
a lot yeah that's her yes sir question
for me uh yeah sure hey are you doing
gotta fix roofs sick come over seen I
sound like an idiot again and I George's
dump joke that is a block I'll see you
guys tomorrow looking I let me take
these bad food we share what I doesn't
count no thank you bitch
hey hey I already know that just before
you do bag you out and watch the jokes
yeah but sometimes is good because the
repetitive no you still recording it
right probably use it the analog yeah
definitely