What is something that you're looking forward to
or dreading?
-I heard a job interview. -I heard job inter--
Job interview is the first thing I heard.
The video interview was with a automated system.
It would say like,
"You have 30 seconds to read the question
and then a minute to record your answer."
They're making you interview yourself?
Please read the following question.
Why do I want to be a photographer?
You now have five seconds to answer.
I don't want to fucking take pictures for
The New York Times.
-That's a huge-- -For The New York Times!
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
I'm 100% certain I'm going to beat you.
Okay.
Because I think I'm in your head a little bit now.
-Yeah. -All right.
I know you're going to lose.
I for real know.
I think so too.
Oh, dude, your everything bagel
with cream cheese is on the ground.
Oh, man!
It went cream cheese side down!
-Sorry, dude. -Ah!
-Are you a flat earther? -No.
-Fraternities! -Oh, yeah.
-Rock 'n', rock 'n' roll -Say what?
-Abandon your boy! -I said that.
It's a classic...
what the fuck spotlight.
-You're hard, sir. -It's a short nine.
Short nine!
I hope something happens like, #short9.
Yeah.