>>> SO I'M JUST SHOVING MY KEY IN THE CAR DOOR.
AND THIS LADY WALKS UP AND SHE'S LIKE, THAT'S MY SUBARU.
>> OH, NO. >> THAT IS HILARIOUS.
>> SHE'S LYING, THAT ALL SO HAPPENED TO HER FRIEND.
SO WHERE'S MICHAEL? HE'S STILL COMING, RIGHT?
>> I HOPE SO, THIS WHOLE PARTY WAS TO MEET HIS NEW GIRLFRIEND.
>> I HOPE SHE'S BETTER THAN JESSICA.
>> I KNOW, SHE'S THE WORST. [ DOORBELL ]
>> I'M VERY VERY SORRY WE'RE LATE, BUT HERE SHE IS, ISN'T IS
GREAT? >> THANKS FOR HAVING US, I'M
REGINE. >> COME, SIT DOWN, WE'VE HEARD
SO MUCH ABOUT YOU. >> IT'S SO NICE TO MEET YOU.
>> IT'S NICE OF WHO TO MEET ME. AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT?
>> ISN'T SHE BEAUTIFUL, NO PLASTIC SURGERY, THIS IS ALL
GOD. >> GOD.
>> YES, REGINE'S A POLLY THEIST. ONE OF THE THINGS I LOVE ABOUT
HER. >> ARE YOU GOING TO GIVE ME A
NECK KISS? >> WATCH WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I
KISS HER NECK. WATCH.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> DID YOU SEE THAT?
>> I SAW SOMETHING. >> SO WHAT WERE YOU TALKING
ABOUT BEFORE WE GOT HERE? THE ECONOMIC BREAKDOWN IN
VENEZUELA? >> NOT EXACTLY.
OH, WHY NOT? >> REGINE IS VERY GLOBALLY
CONSCIENCE, SHE'S TAUGHT ME A LOT.
WATCH WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I BLOW IN HER EAR.
>> DON'T. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> YOU GUYS NOTICE ANYTHING THAT TIME?
>> I NOTICE HOW TENSE MY SHOULDERS ARE RIGHT NOW.
>> WE'RE BEING RUDE, PLEASE HAVE SOME CHAMPAGNE.
WE'RE CELEBRATING TONIGHT. >> MOET, WOW!
WHAT ARE YOU CELEBRATING, AVERAGENESS?
>> NO, SHE'S JOKING. REGINE HAS A VERY REFINED
PALLET. AS WELL AS SENSE OF HUMOR.
WATCH WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I TICKLE HER BEHIND HER KNEE.
COME HERE, YOU. >> YEAH, YEAH.
>> IS SHE OKAY? >> OH, YEAH.
SHE'S OKAY. SHE'S MORE THAN OKAY.
HER BODY IS LIKE A HARP THAT ONLY I KNOW HOW TO PLAY.
AND ONLY MY TOUCH IS WHAT SHE REPONDS TO.
>> THERE IT IS. >> YOU KNOW, HER FOOT IS IN THE
GUACAMOLE. >> DOESN'T MATTER, DOESN'T
MATTER, MAKES IT BETTER. I'M FINE WITH THAT.
DOESN'T BOTHER ME. >> CAN I ORDER A DRINK, PLEASE?
>> ORDER. >> I'LL HAVE A MANHATTAN,
STRAIGHT UP. >> OH, I LOVE THOSE.
>> OH, THEN NEVER MIND YOU RUINED IT.
A FRENCHLY CORE OF ANY KIND? >> WE DON'T HAVE THAT.
>> THEN YOU'RE NOT READY FOR GUESTS.
>> EVERYONE, I WOULD LOVE TO MAKE A -- PROPOSE A TOAST TO
REGINE. HONEY, YOU WANT TO SIT ON MY LAP
DURING THIS? NO, NO, NO, LET'S DO, REVERSE
COWGIRL, THERE WE GO. DO YOU MIND IF I SCRATCH YOUR
HEAD, YOUR SCALP WHILE I DO IT. >> OH, DON'T.
HERE WE GO. >> MY DEAR REGINE, YOU HAVE
SPOKEN MY MIND. I HOPE YOU DO THE SAME TO MY
FRIENDS. YOU ARE LIKE A HOT MONA LISA IS
SHE WAS DRAWN OR PAINTED WITH HER MOUTH WIDE OPEN.
THAT SMIRK THAT ALL US HUMAN BEINGS HATE, RIGHT?
>> TO REGINE. >> OKAY, IS THERE ANY MORE FOOD?
I NEED TO GET SOMETHING DOWN MY THROAT TO FIGHT WHAT IS COMING
UP. >> NO, NO, NO, NO.
HERE, TRY THE FLAT BREAD PIZZA. >> PLATT BREAD PIZZA, WHAT ARE
WE, IN LINE AT LEGOLAND, NO THANK YOU.
>> REGINE, IF YOU ARE HAVING SUCH A BAD TIME, THEN MAYBE YOU
SHOULD JUST GO. >> HEY!
NO. LOOK, IF YOU'RE NOT CAPABLE,
YOU, YOU, YOU AND YOU. YOU'RE NOT CAPABLE OF
APPRECIATING HOW SPECIAL AND REMARKABLE REGINE IS?
MAYBE WE SHOULD GO. >> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
WE'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE. THIS NIGHT IS GOING TO BE LONG.
AND WE'RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT FILMS AND BOOKS AND OUTSIDER
ART, BECAUSE I'M IN LOVE WITH THIS MAN.
SO NOW I'M IN YOUR LIFE. NOW, WATCH WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I
REST MY HAND ON HIS UPPER BUTT. >> WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?
OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH! [ LAUGHTER ]
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