-Mnm...mnm...
I taste delicious. [laughs]
-Would you knock it off, dude? That's disgusting.
[poof!] -Aha!
-Whoa! Jolly Green Giant, you're back!
-That's right, you annoying pile of pulp.
I'm back... and I'm angry!
-Why? 'Cause you have a short temper? [laughs]
-Listen up, you earless wonder.
You're the most annoying thing I've ever met
and I'm here to teach you a lesson.
-Ooh, is it a skiing lesson?
-No, it's not that kind of lesson.
-Skydiving? -Sky--? No.
-How 'bout juggling? -No!
[growls] This is the type of lesson
where I show you what it's like to be annoying.
-Uh, yeah, good luck with that.
-Oh my, what's this in me pocket?
-Ooh, is it a pinwheel? -No.
-A whistling pinwheel? -No, it's not a pinwheel!
[muttering]: Where is it?
-Pot of gold? -No!
-Oh. -Aha!
Now Orange, with a powdery blast,
you'd better get ready to meet your match.
[blows]
-Ooh, sparkly. [laughs]
Ooh! Whoa! Where am I?
-(announcer) And welcome back to the main event.
Let's go inside for the introductions.
-Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to Pester Fest 2010!
Today's fight is a one-round no-holds-barred fight to the finish
between the two most annoying entities in the world!
-Yay! Go Pear! -Dude, he's not talking about me.
-When the fight is over, only one can stand
as the most annoying in the wooorld!
[laughs] [crowd cheering]
In the orange corner, hailing from the kitchen,
weighing in at seven ounces,
the Caesar of Citrus, the Prince of Puns,
the Annoying Orange!
-Thanks for the hand. I don't have any.
[laughs]
-And in the blue corner, hailing all the way from Nebraska,
weighing in at 120 pounds,
the Sultan of Shrieking, the Overlord of Obnoxious,
Fred!
-Hey, Orange! Ha ha! [shrieking]
-Did someone just put a chipmunk in a blender?
-All right boys, when the bell rings,
I want you to annoy the life out of each other
until one of ya can't stand it any longer.
Okay? Okay?
[bell clangs] Let's get it on!
-Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!
-Wow, your favorite food must be "scream of wheat."
[laughs]
-Hey Orange, you look fruity! Ha ha!
-Well, at least I'm not a vegetable. [laughs]
-Well, you know what?
Your teeth are so yellow that traffic slows down when you smile.
Ha ha! [shrieks]
-That's such a good one, Fred. Sock it, Orange.
-Hey, hey Fred! -What?
-Are you a dermatologist? -No, why?
-'Cause you're really getting under my skin. [laughs]
-Attaboy, Orange. Give it to him.
-Hey, hey Fred.
What's silent but deadly? -What?
-[farts, laughs]
-That wasn't silent.
-Oh, yeah? How about if I sing out of tune?
♪ La la la ♪ -I can do that too.
♪ La-la-la-la-la-la, la-la, la-la-la-la-la ♪
[both singing]
[annoying noises] -Uh, guys?
-Hey now, take it easy, you two.
These are sensitive devices.
[both screaming piercingly]
No! You've already hit full power!
It can't take any more!
[screaming continues]
-Stop!
[explosions, roof crumbling, shattering]
-(both) Oh!
Ooh! -Whoa...
That was crazy. -You're telling me.
If I had ears, they'd be bleeding.
-Phew! Thank goodness it's over.
-Ain't it the truth?
[Fred screams] -Hey, what was that?
[poof!] -Hey, Orange!
[shrieking loudly]
[both screaming]
Captioned by SpongeSebastian