- Ah!
(air blowing)
(glitter sparkling)
Hmm, uh-huh, eh, it's scary, but...
(scissors chopping)
Oh, hello!
(laughing)
(chomping)
(electric zapping)
Hmmm
(fanfare)
- Hello!
- Hello, Sir Patrick.
How do you like my decorations?
(horse neighing)
- Those are too cute for Halloween, SpongeBob.
- Oh Patrick, Halloween is cute.
Sharing candy, holding hands, singing songs.
It's a bright and cheery time of year.
- I thought it was about getting your pants scared off?
Hey, where's your costume?
- (giggles) close your eyes.
Okay, open em.
(grunting)
I'm a lovely flower, whooo!
- Oh that's not scary either, SpongeBob.
Wait, I'll show you what scary is.
(laughing)
(chattering)
- [Squidward] Ooh there is no candy here.
- What? - Only onions!
Now move along!
(screaming)
- No candy, that is so scary!
Right Spongebob?
Spongebob?
(metal shaking)
Spongebob, why are you hiding in there?
You'll miss all the scary stuff!
- I don't wanna see the scary stuff, Patrick.
Okay, I admit it.
I love trick-or-treating but I am too afraid
to go out on Halloween.
- SpongeBob, don't you know the old saying,
the only thing you have to fear is...
yourself!
Ahh, stop starin' at me like that, no!
See, it's all in your head, Spongebob.
You just have to remember one simple trick,
and that is, scary equals funny!
- Scary equals funny.
Hm, never looked at it that way before.
(grunting)
All right, I'll go out.
(wind whooshing)
(plastic squeaking)
- SpongeBob? - Here I am.
Just lookin' for cavities, nope none here.
Well, let's go out and get scared.
- Whoo!
(bubbles bursting)
- [Patrick] Sure you can handle this SpongeBob?
- Oh, I'll be fine Patrick, really.
But, can we hold hands just in case you get scared?
- Deal!
(electricity zapping)
(spooky music)
- Whoa! - Welcome to my lab,
SpongeBob and Patrick!
I am the evil Dr. Frankencheeks!
- Oh, hi Sandy, I didn't recognize ya.
(laughing)
- Yeah, great costume!
- Thanks guys!
Now feast your fingers on my, jars of horror!
(ominous music)
Stick your hand in the jar,
and guess what's inside, if you dare!
(ominous music)
(squelching)
- Hm, ewww, oh.
Eww, it feels like worm guts!
- Wrong, it's just noodles.
(laughing)
- Oh I'm savvy to this game, Sandy.
(squelching)
So these brains are probably a slimy head of lettuce
or maybe some boiled broccoli?
- Wrong, it's,
Patrick, get outta there!
- Don't stop SpongeBob, that's the spot!
Ahhh! - Patrick, you really got me!
(laughing)
(poking)
(smacking)
- Ewww!
(bubbles bursting)
How impolite of me!
I forgot to introduce you to my little friend.
- [Both] Whoa!
- That's the most realistic fake monster I ever saw.
(gears cranking)
- Who are you calling fake?
(roaring)
- [Both] Ahhh! (laughing)
(electricity whirring)
(roaring)
(screaming)
- Fee fi fo fum!
I smell the fear of a scared SpongeBob!
(laughing)
(screaming)
(ominous music)
(toilet flushing)
(screaming)
(laughing)
- I love it, oh thank you Sandy!
That was so much fun.
Patrick you were right, scary equals funny!
(cheering)