Item #: SCP-2211
Object Class: Safe Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2211-1, -2 and -3 are kept on separate thumb drives
in a standard small item containment locker.
Due to space constraints, SCP-2211-4 is currently kept in a separate small item standard containment
locker.
Permission for testing SCP-2211-1 through -4 can be obtained from the Digital Anomalies
Department by any relevant Level 3 personnel and above.
As of 09/10/2014, SCP-2211 has been designated as Uncontained.
Site resources will be dedicated towards discerning the true nature of SCP-2211, as well as reestablishing
containment.
Description: SCP-2211 is was a collection of four related anomalies first discovered
in the offices of Hewlett-Packard in Shanghai.
SCP-2211-1 is a 932 MB video file titled longsmile.wmv.
When played, it shows a pair of smiling lips at the right edge of the screen, which open
to reveal teeth.
The camera then pans right throughout the rest of the video, continuously revealing
more teeth.
Though SCP-2211-1 is listed as being 55 seconds long, it will continue playing for more than
150 hours, the upper limit determined before testing was halted.
SCP-2211-1 lacks an audio track.
Playing SCP-2211-1 for more than 59 minutes and 20 seconds results in the device used
to play SCP-2211-1 secreting a small amount (5-10 ml/min) of what has been determined
to be human saliva.
DNA testing has returned no positive matches with any known individual on record so far.
SCP-2211-2 is a 2.0 MB audio file titled eyee(79).wav.
Its contents vary with each playthrough, but generally consist of modulated static that
cuts off occasionally every 2-10 seconds for approximately 0.3 seconds.
Like SCP-2211-1, SCP-2211-2 plays for more than 150 hours, despite being listed as 3
minutes and 3 seconds long.
Minor fluctuations of the static are detected at an approximate rate of 3 per second; this
rate increases to 5 per second when SCP-2211-2 is played on a device with an attached camera.
Playing SCP-2211-2 on a device for more than 59 minutes and 20 seconds results in the device
secreting a clear fluid at a rate of 20 ml/min, identified as a mixture of water and sodium
chloride, with trace amounts of amino acids, glucathione, ascorbic acid and human collagen
fibres.
SCP-2211-3 is a 599 KB executable titled ear.exe.
When run on a computer, SCP-2211-3 uses a significant amount of memory, resulting in
overheating and causing the built-in fans of the affected computer to speed up.
Despite the damage caused by overheating, the affected computer will continue to run
until it is forcibly disconnected from its power source.
When run for more than 59 minutes and 20 seconds, air processed through the built-in fans of
the affected computer begins to smell strongly of earwax.
However, no traces of biological matter have been found in the processed air.
The smell is undetectable below 100 ppm, and this effect is absent when SCP-2211-3 is run
on a computer without a fan-operated cooling system.
While SCP-2211-1 through -3 can be moved from one file directory to another without affecting
their properties, copies of SCP-2211-1 through -3 lack anomalous effects: copies of SCP-2211-1
will result in the video ending at the expected time, copies of SCP-2211-2 consist entirely
of unmodulated static ending at the expected time, and copies of SCP-2211-3 invariably
fail to run.
SCP-2211-4 is a coffee reheater powered by a USB adapter.
When SCP-2211-4 is plugged into the USB port of a computer, any liquid placed in its container
will be heated to about 65°C, while also being transmuted into mucus at an average
rate of 1 ml/min, regardless of whether said computer is powered on or not.
Occasionally, SCP-2211-4 will produce strands of human nose hair.
DNA analysis reveals a match with the saliva produced by SCP-2211-1.
Addendum SCP-2211-01:
Transcript of Surveillance Log 20141006-B2-A4, 0320h-0401h
Begin log
Sound of banging metal detected near 2nd floor of Wing B. Door of small item containment
locker DAD-2838 is heavily deformed outwards, and has experienced a heavy impact from its
inside.
The sound of banging metal persists for the next 3 minutes as the door of containment
locker DAD-2838 begins to burst outwards.
Security teams are deployed to cordon off the area and manage the situation.
Containment locker DAD-2838 is fully breached from the inside when a segmented humanoid
arm emerges, extending to reveal numerous joints along its length.
Security teams begin opening fire on the arm, to little effect.
While the video feed shows that the arm terminates in a seven-fingered hand, personnel present
on the scene reported a number of fingers ranging from five to "approximately thirty".
The arm repeatedly strikes, and breaches, the containment locker containing SCP-2211-4,
approximately 5m from containment locker DAD-2838.
It subsequently reaches for SCP-2211-4 and pulls it back into containment locker DAD-2838.
No further activity detected.
Arm presumed to have dematerialised.
End log
Upon examination of containment locker DAD-2838, no traces of the arm were discovered.
Examination of containment locker DAD-2838 revealed that SCP-2211-1, -2 and -3 had been
erased from their respective storage media.
Furthermore, SCP-2211-4 ceased to exhibit any anomalous behaviour whatsoever.
In light of this, SCP-2211 was tentatively declared Uncontained on 08/10/2014 by Head
Researcher Min.
Addendum SCP-2211-02:
Untitled .txt file found on SCP-2211-1's USB drive 5 days after the events of 06/10/2014.
got my my nose ::oo))