Sir, my spies have informed
me of a secret alliance
Between the Tullies and the Butwells.
We must discuss at once
Right, to the whore house!
But sir!
Time is of the essence!
I said to the whore house!
We need to go somewhere with lots of boobs to distract people from this boring ass plot!
You have a point
Lets go
[Sword clashing]
You're coming with me!
Never!
It is I
It's you
[Sigh in unison]
lord uhh...
[murmuring]
Lord Steve?
Lord Stanus
I'm the fat dead king's brother
Oh, the gay one
Son, I think it's finally time we had "the talk"
[sighs]
Dad, I already know about sex
Explain it to me then
[Sighs]
Sex is when a brother and a sister really like each other
Then when the son born of incest dies, then the brother has sex with the sister next to the dead sons corpse
You've grown up so fast!
You're mother/ you're sister would be so proud
No, no Renly's the one with the spear
No, that's Obrum
No, Renly was definetly the gay one
Come on!
I'm Stanus
The angry older brother
Lives on dragon's stone
Nooope,
You're dragons are becoming a real problem Clasey,
They're growing out of control
I see no evidence of that
[Screams]
Welcome to the knight's watch recruits,
It's cold all the time, everyone's an asshole, ice zombies are coming to kill you, Wild things are trying to eat you, we're almost out of food, no one's getting paid, you always have to wear black, aaand most of you will die.
Oh, oh, oh, wait, wait,
One tiny little detail, you can never ever have sex
No thank you
Wait, guys, come back
Crows before hooooooes
Lord Stanus
I worship the god of fire!
Look, we're sorry we just, we just don't know who you are
It's just not ringing a bell
Maybe these will jog their memories
OK, umm
Everybody shows their boobs here
How is that supposed to help?
Sorry
Sir, the Lanisters are on the run. Our victory is close at hand
Shit!
What's wrong, our fight for justice will soon be over
Have you not been paying any attention?
As soon as it looks like the good guys are going to win they die!
But, sir
[Screams]
Right, uh
I'm just gonna go, then
[Gurgling sounds]
Ok, and the general dies soon?
Yep,
See, I don't know, it just seems like a boring plot
How's this for boring plot?
[Claps]
Oooooooooooooooh!
I love this show!
You get 3 more seasons
[Sings Game of Thrones theme song]
I wrote that song
[Sings Game of Thrones theme song]
Chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiken,
Mashed potaaaaaaaaatoes
Broccoli!
Broca-broca broccoli broca-broca broccoli broca-broca broccoli
Broca-broca chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiken
Mashed potaaaaaaaaatoes
Broccoliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Game of food
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