I'm nervous, I'm not gonna lie.
Playing with professionals now.
No rules?
Some big tackles coming in here, lads.
NAT: Get Jota off the bench.
And put him in the reserves!
You're looking like you're tuning in here.
Ready, ready, ready.
- Sorry, Diogo. - Thank you.
He's gonna shout at me though, I know he is.
No. no. Relax!
'YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE' PLAYS IN GAME
I'd be up there in the upper Kenny, that's my season ticket seats.
Does sound good, though, to be fair, through those speakers.
What make are them?
Sonos, I believe.
Oh.
Press!
Hey! Oh, there's no rules.
Shoot!
Good, Virg.
Oh! Come on, Mo.
CODY: You have it. Oh, great tackle.
This is Jota.
It's gonna be nasty, this game.
Hey!
- Oh, I keep forgetting there's no fouls. - He's injured.
You injured myself.
Oh, is that you, Diogo? Go on, son.
They look all over the place.
Yes!
DIOGO: Oh, lovely.
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BOTH: OH!
Ah! Oh, there's no fouls.
- How's he kept that in? - Agh!
It's Mo, innit? Mo at the Kop end.
That's why he didn't pass?
No, he was saying how has he kept it in.
- Yes, let's go. - Put me in.
Xxx.
Hey!
Come on!
Yes!
I would have slapped your hand there but my hands are sweaty.
Oh, it's you as well! There he is.
Oh... OK.
You can't teach finishing like that, can you, Diogo?
Back to the 'keeper.
Ohhh.
Hey, lads, I'm not just a pretty face, you know?
CODY: Unbelievable.
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Is it fair that we're playing against these two?
Nah.
Oh, you talk like this? OK, OK.
I'm a typical Scouser, Cody. Once I get an inch, mate, I take a mile.
Oh, they are lost, they are lost.
I think it's like you say you don't play, but you play, you know?
JOTA: Clear foul. NAT: We need to get back into the game.
Good half, this.
Just sent me the shop, there.
JOTA: Tackle him!
What he do?
Half-time.
Good first half.
JOTA: Big chance for them.
Football at the highest level.
Oh, pen!
No fouls.
We should have had about three pens in the first half.
Thought you were gonna hit me then, Cody, you looked serious.
What a save, Ali.
This guy...
JAMIE: Yes. Little chipped through ball.
I'm off!
Yes, you, you, you.
Why did he stop?
Maybe that was me.
JOTA: Oh, perfect tackle.
What a save, what a save.
Obviously apart from you, Diogo, who gives you the toughest game?
We don't really play.
Not even Trent, someone like that?
Nah, Trent says he doesn't play much anymore.
Maybe they're scared.
Yeah, I think so.
I obviously beat Trent in the tournament, so he doesn't want a rematch.
Ay.
He's beating yous on his own here.
Counter, counter, counter.
How do you counter, just run?
Yeah.
Oh, nasty foul.
Was that an announcement in the stadium for someone to return to their vehicle?!
Yes, it was.
That felt like I was in the stadium, the Soundbar did well then.
I was about to go and check my car.
What's the one we always get in the stadium?
"Operation Anfield exercise."
I've been going to Anfield for years and years, and I still don't know what that means.
Go, yeah, go.
Come on!
Came out quick there.
Alisson Becker.
Alisson!
Bit of frustration creeping in here.
Yeah, for sure.
But I would say, as a professional FIFA player...
..you're making hard work of us two, who don't play.
He's playing with me!
He's not passing it to you though, is he?
I expected a little bit more, Jots.
I was expecting big things.
Quite a wind-up, you, aren't you, Nat?
That's cos I'm losing.
Come on, let's wrap it up with the third goal.
Last minute.
Come on, you are in!
Do a home run.
I can't do that, Diogo. I'm too scared, lad.
You're angry and I've scored!
I can't believe you're angry with me and I scored.
Played, boys. Well played, lads.
Can't be winners every night.
Klopp shaking the hand of Klopp there.
Coach home to look forward to now, haven't we, Diogo?
Big win at Anfield under the lights.
With a brace, yes.
Go home and get a Scouse chippy.