Almost there. Almost there.
No, we're not. No, we're not.
No, we're not.
Watch your fingers. Watch your fingers.
Yeah, I've got my fingers.
Are you okay?
No. Hurt. Great.
Caesar's ghost. Look at this place.
So Penny's a little messy.
A little messy.
The mandelbrot set of complex numbers is a little messy.
This is chaos.
Excuse me. Explain to me an organizational system where a tray of flatware on a couch is
valid. And I'm just inferring that this is a couch because the evidence suggests the
coffee table is having a tiny garage sale.
Did it ever occur to you that not everyone has the compulsive need to sort, organize and
label the entire world around them?
No.
Well, they don't.
Hard as it may be for you to believe, most people don't sort their breakfast cereal
numerically by fiber content.
Excuse me, but I think we've both found that helpful at times.
Come on. We should go.
Hang on.
What are you doing?
Straightening up.
Sheldon, this is not your home.
This is not anyone's home.
This is a swirling vortex of entropy.
When the transvestite lived here, you didn't care how he kept the place.
Because it was immaculate.
I mean, you opened that man's closet.
It was left to right. Evening gowns, cocktail dresses and his police uniforms.
What were you doing in his closet?
I helped him run some cable for a webcam.
Hey, guys. Oh, hey, Penny.
This just arrived. We just brought this up just now.
Great. Was it hard getting up the stairs?
No, no, no.
No, no.
We'll get out of your hair.
Okay, great. Thank you again.
Penny, I just want you to know that you don't have to live like this.
I'm here for you.
What is he talking about? It's a joke.
I don't.
Get it. Yeah, he didn't tell it, right?
Sheldon.
It in. Hello.
Sheldon. Penny.
Sleeping.
You insane?
You can't just break into a woman's apartment in the middle of the night and clean.
I have no choice.
I couldn't sleep knowing that just outside my bedroom was our living room.
And just outside our living room was that hallway.
And immediately adjacent to that hallway was this.
Do you realize that if Penny wakes up, there is no reasonable explanation as to why we're
here? I just gave you a reasonable explanation.
No, no.
You gave me an explanation.
Its reasonableness will be determined by a jury of your peers.
Don't be ridiculous.
I have no peers.
Then we have to get out of here.
You might want to.
Speak in a lower register.
What? Evolution has made women sensitive to high pitched noises while they sleep so that
they'll be roused by a crying baby.
If you want to avoid waking her, speak in a lower register.
That's ridiculous.
No.
That's ridiculous.
Fine. I accept your premise.
Now, please, let's go.
I'm not leaving until I'm done.
If you have time to lean, you have time to clean.
Oh, what the hell?