IT IS TIME TO PLAY... ON MY WAY TO STEAL YOUR GIRL: GIF EDITION.
(CHEERING, WHOOPING) BY NOW YOU MAY HAVE COME ACROSS
ONE OF THE INTERNET'S FINEST MEMES, ON MY WAY TO STEAL YOUR
GIRL, WHERE PEOPLE POST GIFS AND PHOTOS, AND THEN, WITH CASANOVA
CONFIDENCE, HASHTAG IT: ON MY WAY TO STEAL YOUR GIRL.
FOR EXAMPLE, THIS SHARPSHOOTING SEGUE SLAYER. BAM!
(LAUGHTER) ON MY WAY TO STEAL YOUR GIRL.
AND IF THAT FAILS, ON MY WAY TO TEACH CHILDREN'S KARATE LESSONS
WAY TOO SERIOUSLY.
SO, COMEDIANS, I'M GONNA SHOW YOU SOME SWEET GIFS WE FOUND
SEARCHING ON ON MY WAY TO STEAL YOUR GIRL.
FOR 250 POINTS, I WANT YOU TO TELL ME ANOTHER THING THEY'RE ON
THEIR WAY TO DO, ALL RIGHT?
THIS WIGGLY WANDY.
(LAUGHTER) CHRIS D'ELIA.
>> ON THE WAY TO DRY MY PUSSY.
(LAUGHTER) >> HARDWICK: I MEAN...
I WOULD HOPE IT'D BE DRY BY THE TIME SHE GETS TO HERE.
>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
>> HARDWICK: IAN EDWARDS.
>> ON MY WAY TO BEING A HUMAN VAGINA ROOMBA.
>> HARDWICK: POINTS.
(LAUGHTER) (APPLAUSE, WHOOPING)
>> HARDWICK: WAIT A MINUTE.
HANG ON A SECOND.
ISN'T THAT JUST THE WOMB-BA?
>> YES.
(AUDIENCE SHOUTING, GROANING) >> VERY GOOD, MAN, VERY GOOD!
>> HARDWICK: NEXT ONE, HOW ABOUT THIS PADDLING PUG?
MR. D'ELIA.
>> ON MY WAY TO DROWN YOUR SON.
>> HARDWICK: POINTS.
(LAUGHTER) >> YOU COULD DEFINITELY SEE THAT
HAPPENING.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
LIKE IF... JUST PLAYFUL, THOUGH, AND THE KID'S LIKE,
"HA-HA-HA-HA, GLUB-GLUB-GLUB, HA-HA!" AND THEN ALL OF A
SUDDEN...
>> WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE A SON?
>> HARDWICK: BECAUSE I USED TO BE ALLOWED UP ON THE COUCH
BEFORE YOU ARRIVED!
(LAUGHTER) (GROWLS)
>> SO CUTE.
>> HARDWICK: NEXT UP, THIS SQUATTING STALLION.
CHRIS D'ELIA.
>> ON MY WAY TO RAISE AWARENESS ABOUT THE DANGERS OF POLIO.
>> HARDWICK: POINTS.
(LAUGHTER) (APPLAUSE, WHOOPING)
POINTS.
WHITNEY CUMMINGS.
>> ON MY WAY TO [BLEEP] OUT BRUNO MARS.
>> HARDWICK: POINTS.
YEP.
>> YOU DON'T THINK I COULD DO THAT?
I COULD DO THAT, I COULD DO THAT.
>> DO IT. DO IT.
>> DO IT. DO IT. DO IT.
(AUDIENCE SHOUTING, CHEERING) >> WOW, WHOOPS.
>> (CROWD CHANTING): CHRIS, CHRIS, CHRIS, CHRIS, CHRIS!
>> HEY, GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, GUYS-- FULL DISCLOSURE:
I CAN'T DO THAT.
>> HARDWICK: OH.
I DON'T KNOW... WHAT IS IT THAT HE'S DOING, THOUGH, IS IT
JUST... IS HE, HE'S JUST DOING...
>> IT'S JUST... (IMITATES CRASH) AND JUST BLEEDING.
>> OH, NO, NO.
CHRIS...
>> HARDWICK: IT'S REALLY HARDER THAN IT LOOKS.
>> CHRIS, IF YOU DIE, LIKE FOUR SHOWS WON'T HAVE A HOST.
SO PLEASE BE CAREFUL.
ALL RIGHT, NEXT ONE, THIS GOOFY DUDE.
HUH, WHAT ABOUT THIS?
>> BY THE WAY, ON MY WAY TO WHITNEY'S HOUSE 'CAUSE SHE'S
INTO IT.
>> HARDWICK: YEAH.
>> I'M NOT MAD AT THAT.
>> HARDWICK: I'M-I'M A SHOWER, NOT A GROWER.
IAN.
>> UH, ON MY WAY BACK FROM STEALING YOUR GIRL.
>> HARDWICK: YEAH, POINTS.