- Hey you!
My name is Thomas TomSka Ridgewell and welcome back to
- Content.
We're leaving the office
and it's the end of a chapter of our lives and our journeys.
Although it will just continue on in a different place
but what better way to celebrate the passage of time
and a passage of things.
Then with game.
- We've shared a lot of moments
and a lot of experiences together.
- mostly cum.
- So what have we learned about one another?
- Let's find out.
- With a game.
- Mr. Mr. Mr.
- It's like the newlywed game, but we're old,
we're your three dads.
Naughty children.
Don't wave.
(Eddie laughing)
- I'm a nice Dad.
- Oh.
- No united front Elliot.
- Fuck you.
- So I went to HTTP://www.twitter.com/home
and asked you for things we can.
Let's start.
What's my favourite show?
How do I do this without you seeing what I'm writing.
Everyone look, everyone be suspicious of each other.
- Are we talking about ever or right now.
- Uh. I don't.
- I'm guessing ever right?
- I guess.
I don't know or care.
What do you think?
- True detective season one.
- I think it's Brooklyn Nine Nine.
- Eddie is correct.
- Oh fuck yeah, of course it is. - It's Brooklyn Nine Nine.
- True Detective season one,
what a very specific.
- I was uh, it was good.
- It was, it was really good. That was really good.
- It's a really good show.
- Yeah you've a TV show,
that implies I to like a lot of the seasons.
All right, who wants to go next?
Who wants to be the subject of the next thing?
- Me.
- Okay.
- The worst thing I've ever done in the other's house.
- That was a question I was hoping for Eddie to get.
(Eddie laughing)
But that's fine.
- No, I'm going to go with the worst thing
that you've done in Tom's house.
- Okay.
- So I have an answer.
- All right.
- Okay.
- That one then.
- I almost don't want to know.
- Cause my house is where the new office is.
We're gonna ruin it in advance.
I think it was clogged the toilet with poo poo and cum.
- No.
- I think it was when he sat naked in your kitchen
for a video.
- He did do.
- I did do that.
- On a place where prepare food
and he put his whole butt hole there.
- I completely forgot about that.
That's pretty bad yeah.
That actually the better answer than mine.
- What have you got?
- I pissed on your dogs head.
(Eddie laughing)
- You did!
(everyone laughing)
- That is very true.
- But sitting naked on your kitchen counter
is also pretty up there.
- To be fair, he was very curious and probably doesn't...
- Yeah. What happened?
What happened?
- Oh, just peeing at a toilet.
And he gets curious and comes in the middle of my legs.
It's happened to you as well.
- Yeah, he's done it to me as well.
- God, Rick has started to do that when I'm trying to pee
and he's like walking,
So he was just going ooh.
No, Rick no.
(Tom drowning)
- My most embarrassing fart.
- Yes. Good.
- What a good question.
- Elliot what do you think
Eddie's most embarrassing fart was?
- The one where you followed through.
- Correct, I can follow up it up with
when he shit himself at Elliot's place.
- When I shat myself at Elliot's place.
(everyone cheering)
(everyone laughing)
- He pooed himself. That's funny.
- I didn't know how specific we were going.
- Favourite dinosaur!
- [All] Wow!
- Eddit I didn't know you submitted something for this.
- All right everyone,
what do you think my favourite dinosaur is.
- A T-Rex.
- Elliot what do you think my favourite Dinosaur is.
- A Stegosaurus.
- You're both right, but it's any of those with lasers.
- Oh. - Oh.
- Any dinosaurs can be improved with lasers.
- You did this so wrong.
- Come on Elliot.
Go on.
Go on then.
- I'm trying to make it. - Take it.
Touch the hat. Touch it.
Mmm.
- What's one thing that'll always cheer me up.
- Ooh.
Well.
- Let's just all go at once.
- All right everyone.
What's the one thing that will always cheer Elliot up.
- [All] Dogs!
- Oh.
(Eddie laughing)
Oh.
(Eddie laughing) (table slamming)
- No wait, hold them all up again.
Dogs cummin' dogs.
(everyone laughing)
- I was so confident in my answer as well.
I was like definitely cummin'.
(Eddie laughing)
(Tom laughing)
- Great.
- So sure I was right.
Fuck man I've changed colour.
All right cool.
- Eddie BB.
What's the worst thing you've ever said or did
to an Uber driver.
- Oh man.
- That's pretty long.
I like, I finished mine and he's still writing now.
That's how you know you're wrong.
Give him a one star rating.
- Wow.
- I think it was dropped a redonkulous fart.
- Not bad.
Pretty close.
It was sat in his car
after I had shot myself at Elliot's place.
(everyone laughing)
- Oh yeah, cause he didn't like,
clean yourself.
You just go, I have to go now my planet needs me.
- I mean I cleaned up as best I could
but I still definitely had a shit on my shorts.
- Ooh.
Favourite meme boys.
What's my favourite meme.
- Fuck.
- Yeah.
- My name Jeff.
(Tom laughing)
- I do like it though.
- Red dead ones.
- Red dead memes are pretty spicy.
- But my favourite meme is, ah.
- Ah.
- Ah yeah that's fair.
- It is, peanut butter baby
is my favourite meme.
- Yeah it's a classic.
- This became a joke.
And now it's such a natural part of my life,
cause I say it whenever I mean yes.
I say it when I mean hello.
I get in an Uber and they're like this is for Tom.
And I go ah
and they don't know what it means
but like, I, they.
- It sounds affirmative.
- I went to, yeah, well cause you know it as well.
Cause they're like,
he's conveying so much with, with the yes.
He's it's like, does that feel good?
Ah.
you know he's like, yeah.
Yes, it's good Barbara.
- Favourite Aunty Donna sketch.
- [All] Ooh.
- I guess this question,
what would be Elliot's favourite Aunty Donna sketch.
- That is the actual question yeah.
- The whole question. - Yeah.
- Mine is the one where Zach
is a secret pick pocketer type person who steals things.
- Touchy Ted.
- [All] no.
- I think it's either found out I'm gay or sandwich Sam.
Cause I liked that one
and I want it to be that one. - No.
It's man beast.
- Oh, man beast.
Of course it is man beast. - Of course.
- I'm such a damn fool.
- The throwing of the dumb gets me every time.
- It does.
(woman screaming) (glass smashing)
- Favourite porn category.
- Oh.
- All.
(Eddie laughing)
- Hopefully not incest.
- Yes, because it's blowjobs.
- Blowjobs!
- That's not a category.
- Yeah it is. - Yeah it is!
- Well, I mean.
- Not incest.
(everyone laughing)
- I don't think that's a category.
- You go on porn hub
and you will find the not incest makes up 10% of the porn.
- I was going off the list at the side.
(Tom laughing)
That's why the top one is all.
(everyone giggling)
- What's my biggest fear.
- Character actors.
- Ooh, fair.
- Eternity and can't die.
- Ooh.
It's actually, when you go to cum
and just dust comes out.
No, it is eternity though.
- Oh.
- It is both intangible and inevitable.
(Tom screaming)
But also character actors are my biggest Like
tangible fear,
like in terms of things that are there.
I will not go to Disney just to avoid the possibility
that one of those fuckers will come up to me
and try to talk at me.
I hate them.
- When was the last time that I did a cum?
- I think it was about 10:00 PM last night.
- I think it was over the weekend.
- It was Sunday.
- I'm right.
- What.
- Yeah, that's true.
- Fuck.
Come Eddie,
come, come my Eddie.
You're my butterfly, sugar Eddie.
- What is my most embarrassing sexual experience?
- When you sharted in my house.
(Tom giggling)
- How's that sexual?
- It that sexual to you?
- That's the question I'm asking you.
(everyone laughing)
- What if it were a kink thing?
- Oh fuck.
- That's disgusting.
- It awakened something.
- I think it was when that embarrassing baby fell out.
- Hmm, no, it, for me,
it was when we were interrupted by a take-away driver.
- Explain.
- So our, our old flat, our bedroom was right basically next
to the gangway where you get to our front door.
So that it was very obvious when they knocked on our door,
we had to stop what we were doing
and I answered the door in just a dressing gown.
- That was bold.
That's like a, that's like a danger wang like,
okay honey I ordered the food.
Let's fuck.
- It arrived much faster than we thought.
- Ha ha, that's funny
cause usually that's what I do.
- You could have said extra sausage.
- Yeah.
- That would have been like, wow.
- Come on in.
(Eddie laughing)
That would have been like wow,
I never thought this would happen.
Come on.
- Earn your tip.
- You give, you give him tip,
of your penis, just the tip.
- Just the tip.
- You cut it off and give it to him.
Tip.
(Elliot laughing)
Stop laughing. Stop.
- Ow it hurts.
- What is the worst bodily malfunction I've ever had
in a public place?
I got a thing.
I mean there's choices.
- I'm going with vomited on someone probably.
- Ooh, I have done that.
Oh, I did do that.
I was like a little child and I was in a restaurant
and I was like, mummy, daddy,
I'm going to be sick.
And they picked me up to take me outside
and I just went (explosive sound) onto like some random guy.
- They could have been waiting for a date.
- Yeah. I think they were even on a date.
Like I don't remember.
I was like three or four, but it was bad.
- Oh my God. This dates going so well,
I think she might be the one.
(explosive barfing)
(Eddie drowning)
- Elliot?
- Slipped out a testicle.
- That happened very recently.
- You slipped out slipped out a testicle?
- Yes.
- Popped out.
- I'd say that,
so honestly Eddie's answer is correct.
But personally for me,
the worst thing I've ever done,
the worst mistake I ever made a public place was when I was.
- Oh, well that was the video we made.
And that was an office that we worked in for five years.
You have lot of fun memories here in this office Elliot?
- No.
- Oh.
- I do.
- Well I have some kind of fun ones.
- Yeah.
- Lot of times were had in here.
But now it's time for us to move on.
Well, how do I do, how do I pack the table down?
- Push the legs. - Ah push the legs.
Push the leg.
Here we go, boys.
- Pack it down. - Time to pack it down.
- Oh no the legs.
- [Tom] Oh boys, let's all, let's all go home.
- [Elliot] Bye.
- [Thomas] Come on boys.
- [Elliot] Oh different way.
- [Eddie] Oh. (mumbling in pain)
- [Tom] We've gotta move boys.
We gotta go.
We got a new office to go to everybody.
There we go.
We had good times here.
Onwards and upwards.
- [Tom] Hey you, my friend Chloe
makes a cartoon called dog logic
and I just voiced the character from that channel video.
It's, you can click it.
It's on the screen right now.
That's, that's all.