who's your daddy
who's your daddy i don't know well it's official i'm gonna be judge marshall erickson
that is great can you help me get the driver's license
um what what i am from minnesota where every meal is cooked with grease and my father dubbed
that food the tastiest eats in the whole gosh darn world so and how was your father's health
the point is it tastes really good it's the vacant eyes the pale queasy
expression suggesting nausea what do these mean you guys just had sex oh
wasn't me you go back to the party in relaxed fit domestic denim
i'm sorry is this a costume party and you're going it's 1994.
would you be a peach and bumpus please do you have any idea what could happen
it's the fact that i am doing and not thinking and now
i don't think i won't not go to the bathroom how'd you guys like the shots i drank all five
[ __ ] i love drunk ted marshall thinks you're a vampire i wonder how much this would hurt
that guy's a dad
i can't believe it you drank all my milk again
we can have sex okay but look i don't i don't even know if i'll like bacon
what do you think i have seen the face of god
sorry sweetie i swear i'll be a great friend at the finish line but the conductor just said
you're going express to brawlhall which means you're screwed sweetie
a rain dance a dance to make it rain
yes
you're forcing me to be the voice of reason and it's not a good look for me
bro bro bro you're broke gently to the bar hit on [ __ ] then do 10 shots and why is
this such a big deal because i don't want to use some horse moisturizer no she wasn't a
[ __ ] well she's leaving expensive lotions all over town it sounds like a [ __ ] to me
okay yes kids are not my favorite thing in the world but i like them oh you don't want to have
them i like sports cars but doesn't mean i want to push a ferrari through my vagina
shotgun so if i want a really crisp contrast ratio the crt's deep pixel cell structure
produces a resolution you just can't match with an lcd i'll take the crt
good luck buddy hello ted it's robin
are you sure guess what i got a new dart oh wow a new dart hey that nude art is great i did not
know you were such a fan of new dark barney oh yes robin i just love new dart nude art nude art
okay all right so well you guys found the painting huh does she really say but i'm that much
that night we found out just how much she said it but um but um but um
and who could blame them hey marshall see that girl oh yeah you just know she likes it dirty
don't say that well i can't just go say hi i need a plan i'm gonna wait until she goes
are you just gonna talk about holding my hand are you gonna hold it
robin caught them um holding hands it was a lovely and responsible night to marshall and lily
barney and i are already engaged that's right i'm behind you on this robin
directly behind you there's a flyer for my play
oh lily i'd love to but we're not in college and i'm not trying to sleep with you you're the most
incredible woman i know and you deserve a big package your package has always been big enough
you may not realize this marshall eriksen but you've got a huge package
uh the time we tested if banana peels are really slippery yes
ready there's no way that's really slippery
some poor guy's heart and you you of all people know exactly how that feels
you really don't want to tell the pants story do you what pants pants
okay so lily came down to the office to bring me
my pants and why did she have to do that because i forgot my pants
relax be crazy
i can't move i can't what what the hell is this your dad is crazy he wanted me to kill
fluffernutter i told you not to give him a name well i did i gave him a name and a
backstory he comes from the magical rabbit warren underneath the old rusty tractor he
was the run to the litter but he persevered she didn't stop to swallow her food i was scared
for her i didn't want her to choke at first i guess i wasn't as over our breakup as i thought
um but i want to say from the bottom of my heart i am gonna kill you nope no i'm not
i am happy for you and that asian [ __ ] on your facebook page she's dead too
damn it ted you get those ornaments all year i just need them for christmas
oh hey patrice did you have any trouble finding rudolph no it was right on ted's
fire escape like you said are you sure he's okay with us borrowing it positive
marshall goes to his duffel bag to get out his work clothes and no no you say
it it's funnier if you say no let me say it no no you say you say it same same time
no no you go you go i forgot marshall forgot his pants word i literally want to rip your
head off you mean figuratively no i literally mean literally literally literally literally
oh my god lily what are you eating grapple oh i know alan thicke how can i help you donut
we don't need champagne either we need help this could be very unsafe
now the ewoks have a rich backstory that the movie didn't really go into
barney why don't you just skip to the part about you and norah
fine
ah yes anyone born on this side loved the ewoks because why
they reminded you of our teddies they reminded you of your teddies thank you gina
how do you know her name and so oh they won't let me do that i'm gonna have to wait till the
results come in the regular mail that could be weeks from now if ever our mail carrier hates
me ever since i asked her when the baby was due she wasn't pregnant no he was not
how can i help you don't now
you