We're back with Melissa McCarthy.
It is time to play one of our favorite games here.
It's called 5-Second Rule. tWitch will read a category,
and you will have 5 seconds to name three of those things in 5
seconds, and then we hit this to stop the--
Oh.
All right?
Yep.
She'll go first to show you how difficult it is.
OK.
OK, Ellen, name three things that can kill you in Australia.
A bird, a snake, a fly.
[DING]
All accurate, all accurate.
Yeah, listen.
Yes.
Name three things that are fun to say
with an Australian accent.
Razor blades, didgeridoo, and g'day.
Nope.
Oh, I'm done.
I'm not supposed to do that.
It stops the clock.
Or did I mean to do that?
[LAUGHS]
I got really--
I heard didgeridoo.
What were the other two?
Razor blades-- shave your legs with razor blades--
didgeridoo, and g'day.
G'day.
All right.
OK, Ellen, name three things Andy does that make you laugh.
Oh, he talks.
He walks.
He plays with toys.
[DING]
Yeah.
OK.
I will not buzz every time.
OK.
Real cheater, this one.
Name three things you do that embarrass your kids.
[SIGH]
Wake up, say things, drive them to school.
[DING]
[APPLAUSE]
It's waking up.
Wake up.
That's it.
It's a negative from the get-go.
Ellen, show us three different dance moves.
Oh, eh, eh, eh, whoa, whoa, eh.
[DING]
Oh, did each one have a sound?
Well, of course, they're audible dancing.
Hey, and then oh, hey.
Hey, Melissa.
Yes.
Show us three more dance moves.
Oh, this.
[DING]
I really dug in.
In the middle of this one, I was like, I
wish I wasn't doing that with my mouth.
I'm so sorry.
[INAUDIBLE]
Sorry you had to see that.
OK, Ellen, name three things that get better with age.
Wine, people, and--
[BUZZ]
Aah.
Only two things.
Two things, that's it?
That's it.
Nothing else gets better.
Nothing else gets better with age
Sex.
[DING]
That counts.
Too late.
All right, Melissa, name three things that get worse with age.
Oh, my boobs, my knees, my eyes.
[LAUGHS]
Too much?
Two of those things are right.
Ellen, name three things you say to your animals.
Look at you.
You're adorable.
I love you.
[DING]
You really went up in that register.
Ooh.
That's how you talk to them.
Melissa, give us three different animal noises.
[BARKS]
PANTING
Meow.
[DING]
Meow.
Wait, was the second one again?
[PANTING]
What was that?
Harper, my dog, the big one, she would come about this close
to you and just breathe deep and heavy directly in your mouth.
Yeah.
OK, Ellen, tell us three lies you've
told your mom growing up.
I'll be home soon.
No, I'm not drunk.
[BUZZ]
I didn't really lie that much.
OK, Melissa, tell us three lies you've told your kids.
Oh, I've never done that.
[BUZZ]
Look on the positive side.
Oh god, I couldn't even come up with them.
I'm like, there were so many to scroll through.
Just kidding.
I've never lied to you ever.
I like look at the positive side.
I was looking for that one.
Look at the positive--
Things will turn out great.
OK, Ellen tell us three things you wear every day.
Pants, underwear, and a brassiere.
Oh, a tip of the hat to the brassiere.
Brassiere.
Let's all just start using brassiere again.
It's a better word than bra.
Yeah, braaa.
Melissa, tell us three things you never leave home without.
Birkenstocks, a mask, and my sunny disposition.
[BUZZ]
Oh, it's even worse when it was like, shut up.
What?
My sunny disposition.
And then it was like, wah!
I did not like that last one.
Ahh!
Oh, 5-Second Rule board game is celebrating
its 10th anniversary.
Pick up a copy today anywhere games are sold.
We'll be back.