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WHAT!?
YES! YES!
YES!
Boy, calm your ass down. It's Everyday Bro has 65 mill, right? Relax.
Hey guys, it's me again. Welcome back. I miss you guys. If you're new to the channel, why aren't you subscribed?!?
You know I'm constantly dropping bangers! Anyways the other day, I was on Instagram;
You know I was bored, so I was just lurking around Instagram scrolling fast
Cause you know I can kind of skim their face fast boom boom boom. I randomly just stumbled
Upon this girl, and it was kinda like this like i saw it and im like ''Oh my god'' somewhat up on this girl, and it was kind of like this like I saw it out. Oh my God
It was she was so thi... I was like who is this thick shawty?
I was ready to go into her Dm and just be like ''yo, mami... Let me change yo life'' anyways at this point
I haven't even seen her face. You know I was scrolling so fast and just randomly stopped
I just saw her lower half and I'm already in love with that like oh my God anyways, I scroll up and boy
It's a dude what his name is Timmy dude like last time i checked Timmy was so cute now
He's looking like a snack and shit
Oh my God, not only that this kid is like 13 or 14 like I could have caught a case man
I gotta be careful out here. Bro, What is this? He just says you've been trying to beat me, but I already won
What does that even mean like?
What exactly did you win? Damn, I beat those chicks though, bro
What are you even saying dude all my viewers are kids, you need to chill out. Nah, but all seriousness
Timmythick you really need to clean your mirror like the mirror should never get this dirty
I'm only arrogant when my confidence meets your insecurity. What Timmy back at it again now. He's wearing some nice booty shorts
I mean no one wants to see this Timmy. You gotta stop man
I really hope Timmy doesn't see this video because like look at his hands, bro
His hands are big, like if this kid sees me in person man. He's knocking out with his big-ass. Fist he sitting on me
That's going viral. I'm about to get roasted. What is this madness man? What is this?
How is this even possible that looks like it hurts. Like alright, so the reason why the title is girl/boy?
I don't want to assume his gender or her gender. Whatever and. Now I'm questioning
It like this is might not be a guy dude, but brothers need to stop
I don't want to see this ever again like I mean honestly though
He does wear this jumpsuit better than most girls, but still man like does not cool
I just randomly scrolled upon this and I mean I'm gonna have nightmares about this now
Okay, this has to stop this has to stop right now, okay?
I do not want to see the thing is though most girls got to wear like leggings or yoga pants
Or you know some tight pants, and you know show
There's a fine butt or whatever Timmy can rock practically anything he just wearing man sports shorts
And he's looking mad thick so props to him for that
But I don't care how thick he has been this has to stop
I don't want to see this ever again and tell me why in the background that looks like a hoverboard
And I'm not talking about this shit like that's not even a hoverboard like that's just not even hovering
It clearly has wheels on the ground. I'm talking about a legit Hoverboard from the future man
I'm convinced right now, so I'm thinking well can this be alright. It's a hoverboard bro, Timmy's from the Future.
Oh God, Timmy, you got to stop man. You really got to stop. What's the caption see my sexy ass every time you scroll oh
You're not sexy, Timmy guys. I'm sorry for watching at home when and you're just like yo Rice just next part of the video man
No one wants to see I agree
I don't know what this is man like I've never seen this ever before
I convinced Summer Ray to move into our house and now she's living with us and stuff but like she has some competition
Man like this guy, it's kind of creeping up behind her and could Dethrone her. haha, nah just kidding
Is this a video are you smoking weed Timmy, Timmy? Are you smoking weed you have so much potential in life and you're smoking weed?
Are you Twerking bro? Smoking again?
Well yeah guys after that
I think I'm about done looking at his Instagram forever
I'm about the block him and I never want to see him again. Afrogum: wait a minute. Did you really just make a full video
Just you lurking around creeping in a little boy instagram
I mean if you put it that way, I guess it sounds weird anyways
Thank you so much if you guys made it to the end that just means you guys watch the whole video and enjoyed it
Oh, thank you so much anyways. I have a deal with you guys. I've been posting every other day
I want to post daily so bad
But it's really hard to think of an idea every day wake up and do it and then edit it and then
Upload it and then do the same thing the next day
But I'm gonna make a deal with you guys right if this video you get three hundred thousand likes I'll post tomorrow
I'ma start doing that, like in a span of 24 hours if the video can hit 300 thousand likes. then the next day i will upload (Don't forget to smash the like button)
So you know daily uploads whatever the reason for 300,000 is because all my videos now get
200,000 likes per video and I dont even ask for likes, and now im asking for it so, like this video dude! I'm just kidding, anyways
Second thing, in my video with Jacob Sutorius. I didn't realize it when I was sitting next to him. but rewatching that video
Why was this shirt so big bro?
You can fit three of them in one shirt bro just really going XXXXXL for no reason
I don't even know why and it kind of threw me on because I saw so many comments on it
And I just started to start laughing third thing
I want to show you guys a sneak peek of my brand new Merch
Vlog mode all right, check it out boys and girls the brand new Rice jumpsuit
So you guys see the rice on there right here, and then on the pants. We got that, hold on
I wish I get to show you guys at the material, but it feels amazing
It's a matching jumpsuit obviously guys. It is kind of short on me
The reasoning is because I do everything
I do the measurements the fabric production everything so I kind of got the sizing wrong
So I'm gonna fix that as soon as that's fixed
We're putting these on the shelves all the other merch stuff sold out, and we're just going to do you know new stuff
You know every then we have this and like five other six other you know cool stuff
I'll show you guys some more tomorrow, but here's the new tracksuit y'all. I'll show you guys it one more time
I'm so excited for it
I'm looking cool like who else on youtube is doing this and I'm keeping it affordable like this going to be like
30 top and bottom is 30 each. I mean, that's mad affordable dawg
I drop the Jeans and now we got this shit
And I got some other
Wild stuff that you guys going to be like wait what how is this Youtube merch? what is going on. But its going to look sick
Anyways, the end of the video, you guys are the real ones man. I'm gonna try to post everyday
That's the goal man it's just so hard to do it man, but we're gonna eventually figure it out
I love you guys subscribe for your new comment. I read all comments and now I try to make this video somehow ten minutes
Now rice is extending the video to 10 minutes to get more viewtime and ad's
if you're still watching
Shoutout to masked mayhem gaming
you'll find me somewhere in the comments i have written the subtitles
Rice, you gotta stop doing this man
This ain't cool bro
if your'e reading this heres a joke
Jake paul and team 10 and a trashcan wait i put that already
Shoutout to those who's still watching
You're the real fans
Oh and btw y'all know lil Timmy turner thick. Yeh he actually little! My dudes a midget.
Again Rice you gotta stop it man
TAIWAN NUMBAH ONE!!!
You'll get knocked out by Timmy just wait till he watches the video
That kid is dangerous bro watch out
And when is that Ricegum and KSI vs. Pewdiepie diss track coming out?
Well I'm done
Love you Rice <3
This is why I get adblock
Why even make vids every other day if they are just 6 mins of content and the rest is just a still frame to get it to 10 mins
All my friends are dead