if you want to have a good time you can of course spend a lot of money going out to
fancy restaurants with big floor shows but i believe there's more than enough
good wholesome fun to be had with just a few close friends and an 80-ton hydraulic press
it all started with mashing things with a steamroller next dropping things off a
five-story tower well tonight by popular demand we're in a machine shop somewhere in new jersey
where of course local ordinances permit this sort of thing we're going to be destroying things
with an 80-ton hydraulic press yes once again a celebration
of brute force how about something for the guys at the plant how about a six pack of imported beer
there you are enjoy yourselves
show me something for my end table how about this lovely little lamp here
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hand frying fillet got him whatever
he's tasty splash perhaps the perfect concept need we say more
pressure bowling ball i dare you okay it's come down to this the dreaded bowling ball
good luck to everyone
you know what i'd like to see the sunday new york times
yeah i know what you mean look at that they're way too thick they uh they really ought to be
compressed a little bit before they're delivered on sunday morning so maybe this will help
thank god i'm wearing those safety goggles
yeah all right that's much easier to deal with i think
yeah that's much nicer easier to handle you could actually just put this in your pocket
get up sunday morning on your way to church fold up the paper you're in for a fine day of reading
a beach toy how about the traditional beach ball
i'll be in the tunnel
i'd like to know do you think it's possible for today's woman to raise a child and have a
successful career at the same time yeah that's a that's a very good question very important issue
i appreciate you asking but just let me remind you this this is not the phil donahue show so
you've got the wrong show i'm sorry how about something for dinner
okay the typical american meal beans and franks
and the buns sure the typical american meal beans oh geez i i almost forgot the mustard
oh yeah that'd be a lot of fun we'll uh tell you what we'll recreate the final
scene from arnold schwarzenegger in the terminator
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this is joe franklin
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