Now, are you sure this is the way to uh... Burning Elf?
It's a shortcut.
I really want to see this elf go up in flames.
See I told you. It's just up past this moron.
Hey! Get out of the way, moron.
I shall. But first you must pay the toll.
I'm not going to pay you a single gold coin. Now get out of my way.
You shall not pass.
Oh really? Watch me.
*Donk*
Your puny weapon cannot pierce my armor. It's impenetrable.
- Are you sure 19 doesn't hit? - I'm sure.
Pointy sword can't get through that AC huh?
We might have to try a different approach.
- Yeah! Like fireball - You're out of spell slots.
Oh, uh. [unintelligible]
How about... Create Bonfire?
He side-stepped it! That's not fair.
Th-- That's not fair!
Outsmarted again, huh pink?
Yeah I know. He's so smart!
Whatever will we do? If only someone had an idea how to get out of this...
Alright. What's your plan?
Well, if we can't use our sharp blades to pierce his armour...
... perhaps I could use my sharp wit?
Now begone with you!
Ha! Get a load of this guy.
Won't even show his face. Bet he's real ugly under that armour.
*1D4 Psychic Damage*
What just happened?
Vicious Mockery. He has to succeed on Wisdom Saving Throw--
-- Which he failed.
So now he takes 1D4 psychic damage and gets disadvantage for his next attack.
Whatever you're doing it's working.
Your insults might sting... But not as much as my blade!
Yeah... Definitely a face only a mother could love.
But even then...
That must be why she left one day for the market to get some milk and never came back.
Why did you leave me mummy?
Oh you're lucky. She refuses to leave me.
I swear, you make sweet love to someone once...
Maybe you can give me some tips on how to make her abandon me.
My mother's dead. What's your excuse?
Ever thought that the reason you wear all that armour in the first place...
... Is because you don't want to let anyone in?
You're afraid that if you let your defenses down they're gonna discover who you really are...
And hate you as much as you hate yourself.
Even my burns don't sting that bad!
Maybe take that armour off once in a while.
Air it out.
Because we could smell you a mile away.
My turn! My turn! Let me try!
Hey flumph-head!
Where'd you get your armor from? The clearance section of the Minotaurium Emporium?
*laughs in privilege*
Hey! Leave the Minotaurium Emporium out of this.
They provide great products at affordable prices.
If you find a cheaper price on a stocked item they'll beat it by 10%.
Seriously though...
Those greaves. That helmet?
Honey, no.
It had better stats than my other set!
Antri-yas!
Oh! I'm so sorry.
If I'd realized you were that ugly I wouldn't have said anything.
Um...
Could you do us all a favour and just put the helmet back on?
Dodge this!
Ha! This is way better than Burning Elf.
You just insulted a grown man to death.
You know what they say.
"Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will leave you with deep psychological scars forever."
I don't think that's how that saying goes.
Shut up Roderick from sixth grade!
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Heya. It's me. I died from being insulted too much.
I just realized why my mum left...
Years ago I watched a 1 For All video and I did not hit Like and Subscribe.
She left for milk and never came back and now I'm dead.
Don't let the same thing happen to you.
Smash that Bell Icon.
And...
I have to admit I have also cast Vicious Mockery on the entire nation of France...
So I deserve this.
If you would like to avenge me or entirely--The entire nation of France...
Please leave your best Vicious Mockery to the cast in the comments.
- Awww no! - Yeah I'm down.
- Aw no! - Show me what you got!
- Do your worst! - You won't do it. You're scared.
- Scared, Potter? - Insult-- Insult them.
I don't like you.
Nah, you got 'em. That's it.
- Oh dear. - 1D4 Psychic Damage.