- We're here to have the driest crisp, to ever crisp.
It's dry crisps, on the Try Channel.
(claps) (both riff off)
We just have really dry music for it,
It'll be like, boom, boom, boom.
(mellow music)
Was that what it is? - Maybe?
I thought someone was just gonna get like chipper chips
and just pour Coke all over them or something.
- And then freeze-dry them.
- Oh, that's dried chips.
- What? Okay, what's your favorite fruit?
If you had to pick a fruit,
which fruit would be your favorite?
- My favorite fruit is probably a Terry's chocolate orange.
It's probably my favorite fruit.
- What's your favorite dried fruit?
- All of them, all of them. Dried bananas, dried apricot.
Oh my God, dried everything!
- I love dried mango.
(jazzy music)
- Okay. That's just potpourri.
- What are you now? Is that an orange?
Is that an orange? It's an apple! What?
- Okay, I see what's going on here.
So they just get a fruit and then they make it not fun.
- So Fuji and red.
- Is Fuji a--? What is Fuji?
Other than a rap supergroup from the nineties?
- I mean, I do like an apple just on it's own--
- But it like, come on,
this looks like a leaf has fallen down.
- Ooh. It's it's quite nice.
- Oh, I think I've had these before.
They're actually quite good.
- Yeah.
- Okay, that's just great. That's just really tasty.
- Oh, wasn't expecting that!
- Oh weird.
Oh, weird. Re-salivates in your mouth and becomes not dry.
- You can have this or just a regular apple.
What are you going for?
Cause taste wise, it tastes like an apple.
- Yeah, but--
- The juicies--the juicies? The juicies, yeah!
Yeah, I'm gonna go with it. The juicies are missing.
- Okay. The juicies are missing.
- The juicies are missing.
- Where are the juicies?
- Where are the jucies?
- Easily pick at this like you would like--
- Oh I would, this is gonna go. This is like popcorn.
This is, this is what I, I love this generally.
I love-- Like over popcorn and stuff sitting down.
I like I'd love to munch on these.
- I feel like--
- I mean, instead of just shrinking a regular apple
why don't they just make a really, really big apple?
- That would be cool.
- Yeah. That would be more appealing.
- Appealing!
- Hey, like an apple.
- Like an apple!
- Apples exist. Regular apples,
regular juicy apple.
- Yeah, but regular apples are big.
Then you're all stuck with the core.
My I, the thing I hate about apples.
I hate fruit where you're left with something behind.
Holding it in your hand, like an idiot.
- Have you ever known anyone to actually eat
the whole, the core at all?
- Are you saying, have I met a serial killer?
- No. I'm telling you!
- I mean, I feel as if an apple tree
would grow inside you, if you did that.
- That's what I that's what I was told as a kid.
- Is this Parmesan?
Hey, coconut! - - What the hell is that?
- Coconut chip, too.
- Okay.
- Coconut-y. Oh my God.
Get this brand over here.
Now can we melt us and put it as like in our hair?
- It just doesn't look like something
that you eat as a snack.
Like I'm about to sprinkle this on pasta.
- But it looks like parmesan.
I have absolutely it eaten that as a snack.
- Shocking news, everyone. I can kind of smell this.
- I don't like it as much as the apples.
- No.
- I feel like this would be great
mixed in with something if you were baking.
- Yeah.
- Okay. I just had one and it had no flavor.
- This is dope.
- It looks good.
- This is really good.
- No, they're kind of just flakes.
- It's like, you know, if you've had like a croissant
or something - - and the bits are falling
that's exactly it! - And then they're in your car
and they're under your car seat and you're like, oh fuck.
- I should've asked the question,
Where do you stand on coconut?
Cause a lot of people hate coconut.
No. How do you feel like about a bounty?
- Bounty can go and die.
- What's wrong with a bounty? - A bounty, a bounty bounty.
It tastes like you're like eating hair.
- I stand by how these would be really good.
On top of like pina coladas or like a sorbet.
- Mm oh, now we're talking!
- I'd put more of an effort into peeling a mango.
I'd go into the whole process. - How do you do it?
- You get a bowl.
I'm so excited, I have my movie or whenever its ready to go.
- That's your movie snack?
- Mango and get some.
- No, Callyann, that's not okay. Where's the popcorn?
- The popcorn come later with all the mixtures.
- After all the mango.
- Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
- She like what's your prison food?
No, like your last meal. Like death row.
Yeah, my death row.
- A fucking mango! Are you well? It's so boring.
- I love mango. I just love mango so much.
- It looks and tastes like a cereal.
Pour some milk in that? I'd fuck with that.
- Oh, you're on to something! - You put milk in this!
Let's work out the detail. I'll bring the milk.
You bring this.
- And when he says he bring the milk, he just means himself.
Yeah, but we are whiter than white.
Okay. They call us the milk boys.
- Someday we'll be milk men.
- I think I prefer these, yeah.
Another hit for Donal
Take these toenail clippings away from me.
- Oh God can't believe I just downed it.
And then you said that.
- This looks like bacon bites and I'm really excited
because, but what I know it's not bacon bites.
- This is--
- Banana!
- So much. Oh, that's a lot. No!
- Oh I actually like these better than regular.
- Really?
- Yeah.
- Don't write these don't look like anything to me.
- They look like butt holes.
- Okay. You said it.
- But that's like a blast of flavor.
There's more to that than I was expecting.
- Little bit.
- Eat your butt hole, Donal. Good man.
- The more ripe they are, the sweeter there.
- These are really sweet though. Really sweet.
- Yeah.
- But again--
- Oh?
- You could just have a banana.
- Yeah. But again, you eat a banana
and you're left with the skin of the banana
and what are you gonna do?
Throw it in front of somebody and have them comically fall?
- Oh, precisely what I was gonna say.
Yes, of course.
- I feel like they left the skin on it or something.
You know?
- I mean you can't eat 'em, the skin.
- Oh, they're very appealing.
- These are completely different to the ones that I get.
But I feel like these are actually
like the way they should be done.
- It's all, it's a lot crunchier.
- Okay. I know what we do.
We take a bag of these and we go in
and watch a Quiet Place. We just fuck shit up!
- Greg, what? It's surround sound!
- Completely missed my mouth.
I don't know if you just saw, I just went "ugh"
to put into my mouth.
- The best part of this is that
on the back of the pack there's a time lapse
of how the sausage gets made.
Cause it literally shows that the banana
is cut and then it's dried.
- That does kinda look like my sausage.
Goodnight, everyone.
This is a like kind of rotted wood.
Oh no, it's not. It's not, sorry.
Sorry. It's it's apple chips again.
Oh, but they're cinnamon apple chips.
- Smells very cinnamon-y.
- Oh, it does.
- Yes.
- Yes, cinnamon is the best.
Anyone who doesn't like cinnamon is a fool.
- Oh, I see a bit of doubt in your face.
- I taste--
- Just wipe it off there, it's caught in your beard.
- That's very, I got a full, I got skin coated in cinnamon.
- No, go on.
- That hits there.
- They are very, very sweet.
- I can't taste the cinnamon.
Just taste like more of the apple one.
And I'm not complaining.
- It's like red lady apple or something.
- I taste zero cinnamon.
They're lying to us.
- It reminds me of the McDonald's apple pie, which I love.
- Ciara, that is exactly it.
It is the McDonald's apple pie.
- Oh, these are filling.
- Yeah.
- I'm very full from this all.
Then again, I have eaten an apple, a coconut,
and now another apple.
- Would these be considered one of your five a day?
- No, try a handful.
- Okay. All right.
- There you go, take your time. Anything?
- No cinnamon, no cinnamon.
- No cinnamon.
- Did you give us the right ones? Did you? You did.
- If you did have a sweet tooth,
and you were trying to not have sweet things.
I think this would probably be great.
But the thing is, is that this like fruit still has sugar.
So you're not omitting sugar by eating fruit
but you're just getting, like,
a more natural source of it than a processed one.
- Yeah.
- Otherwise there's no added sugar.
And then there's just the smallest of asterisks
just beside and it goes "there is."
- Would you stick milk in it?
- You know what? I kinda scoffed at the idea
of doing it with the banana, but yeah,
kind of of would do it with this.
- Final one!
- Oh, hey
- I'm gonna say strawberries.
- Oh maybe, yeah.
- This better be good.
- This better be mango.
- Okay, if it's mango it's going to be amazing.
If it's apricots this will be amazing.
- I think it's gonna be pineapple something.
I think it's gonna be an exotic or like an exotic fruit.
I think pineapple.
- Pineapple!
- Wow, what?
- I hate you. I hate you.
- Oh, this is not the same brand.
We've gone downhill, Callyann.
- Did you do this on purpose?
- This is--
- Oh, you fucking absolute
hairy
syphilitic ball bag.
- This is a sneaky episode. Well done, sir.
Very sneaky. Very sneaky of you, sir.
- I was expecting mango. I was not expecting durian.
- I've never had.
- You've never had? It's actually not that bad.
- Welcome to the TRY Channel, Aidan.
This is a right of passage.
- Donal!
- I don't know it tastes, it's kind of pungent,
but it actually doesn't taste that bad.
- It smells horrific.
- You don't know what durian fruit is?
- Never heard of him.
- The only other time I've had durian.
How, how, how would I put this?
Have you ever known anyone to have an enema?
So the, you know, they're being flushed out
and on the other end of the pipe
is your mouth taking it all in.
Ever done that?
- No
- No? This will be in nice substitute for that then.
- Okay.
- Oh, it tastes like drywall.
- It looks like drywall.
- That's covered in ass.
- I smelt it as it came near my mouth.
- Do it, do it, do the whole thing.
Okay. This, this is how you become a legend on this channel.
- Oh, it's like gone off meat haggis.
- Alright, give it time.
Let it linger.
- Oh, ugh!
- Eh, I don't think it's that bad. (Indistinct)
- Kinda grows on you.
It's like the forbidden, forbidden dried fruit.
- Get it into all the taste buds.
- You know, it's not that bad.
- Get fucked in your face, okay!
Get fucked in your face!
- Oh my God. It was so bad.
Eeew!
- It's fake cheese. Borderline, (indistinct)
Borderline like feet twine.
- Yeah. It is like--
- If there is a-- - There is like a salt,
that's where the fleshy thing comes in.
- Yes, probably.
- Oh, fuck it. Why am I doing this?
(gagging)
- It has a musky taste.
I don't know what's wrong with him. This is.
- Oh my God, it gets worse.
- Yeah.
- Oh my God.
- Yeah.
- Cause I've only had it with chocolate. Last time.
Oh no, oh no. When it rehydrates and becomes mush.
- I mean, it's dried.
So I'd actually love to try it.
- I think it's worse when it's wet.
Cause when it's wet, it's like riper and fresher.
- You know, on a day like today
when it's really really hot
and you're sweating really bad
and you take a lick of your own asshole.
After you've had a shit, you know
you know when you do that.
- That's gonna be a no for me, dog.
- Oh my gosh.
- I gotta go for a seconds
just in case maybe this part will be nice.
- My whole gag reflex--
- Oh, it's actually not bad.
That's so weird. That second one I had, fine.
- Maybe you, finally, your brain is switched.
- Oh.
- And maybe now your Donal the Durian Man.
- Yeah.
- No. It also looks like an animal's tooth.
- True. It feels like it should be in a museum.
Like this is like saber tooth tooth.
- God.
- Yeah!
- Is it's a kind of sweet?
- It is kind of sweet.
(making high pitched sounds)
- What?
- Really? No.
- What is happening to me?
I mean, I'm eating the whole packet.
- You don't need to come back and try anymore.
You have peaked. You have achieved enlightenment.
- Have I beaten the TRY Channel? Is this it?
Is this game over? Do I win?
Do you YouTube gave me a prize.
- You just get a little one up next to you.
- Do I own Dermot now? Is that what happens?
He's mine. I could.
I'm gonna dress him up like princess Leia.
- I think it's the most palatable version
of it that I've had so far.
- That's a good way of saying it.
- So if you were to offer me durian,
I'd be like "dried, please."
- You really made it seem as if we were about to eat shit.
- Cause-- How did that--
Your first reaction was as if
you had put shit in your mouth!
- Yeah, because at first it wasn't nice
but then I like adjusted to the flavor.
It's sad. And it does kind of taste a little bit musky.
Like it does kind of taste
like something that's been sitting a while.
- Mm.
- And now I'm burping and I have regrets.
- Yeah. Right.
- I'm so surprised. I'm kind of impressed.
- Durian Sharpson.
Oh, from this say forth you shall be known
as Durian Sharp-shen.
- Sharp-shen?
- Sharp-shen.
- Sharp-shen, sharp-shen?
- Sharp-shen.
- Has your love for dried fruit become stronger?
- Yeah. I'm intrigued more. I would never ever.
For my first time ever having dried apple,
I now would nearly put dried apple up,
at the tippy top with my favorite of dried fruit.
- It, it was a lovely day until, until the end.
When you pulled down my pants
and used my ball sack as a speed bag.
- Which I enjoyed.
- Thanks for watching us eat dried fruit,
if you enjoyed it, we try lots of other things,
durian related and otherwise.
And also there's a link down here,
somewhere you can click
and there's also playlists and things.
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and honestly who wouldn't wanna see her three times a week?
Because I would.
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