LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, SCARLETT JOHANSSON.
♪♪♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> THANK YOU! [ APPLAUSE ]
THANK YOU VERY MUCH. I AM SO HAPPY TO BE BACK HERE AT
"SNL." YOU KNOW, THE LAST TIME I HOSTED
WAS IN 2015 WHEN THE MOST UPSETTING THING IN THE NEWS WAS
THAT "MAD MEN" WAS ENDING. BUT NOW THIS IS MY FIFTH TIME
HOSTING "SNL." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
KENAN WAS NICE ENOUGH TO MAKE A HIGHLIGHT REEL WITH THE BEST
MOMENTS FROM MY FIRST FOUR SHOWS.
SO LET'S TAKE A LOOK. >> OOH, WEE, CIARA, DO YOU
REALIZE HOW BORING THAT WAS? THAT'S RIGHT.
THIS IS MY DAUGHTER, NOT BY VAGINA BUT BY MARRIAGE.
GO AWAY. LEAVE ME BE.
LEAVE ME TO MY REGRET. OKAY, THESE GUYS ARE KILLING ME.
I AM HONESTLY LIKE FOUR OR FIVE SECONDS FROM WILDIN'.
>> OKAY. THAT WAS MORE ABOUT KEENAN THAN
ME. ANYWAY, THIS IS A HUGE MILESTONE
IN MY LIFE AND "SNL" FEELS LIKE HOME TO ME NOW.
>> SCAR JO, WHAT UP? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> HEY. >> I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN A
WHILE. >> I WAS ACTUALLY AT THE OSCARS
WITH YOU. >> I DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE, I'M
SORRY. >> WELL, IT WAS MY FIRST TIME.
AND APPARENTLY THERE ARE TIERS AND YOU'RE IN A TIER THAT'S
HIGHER BECAUSE I TRIED TO GET YOUR ATTENTION AT ONE POINT AND
I WAS TASED. SO --
>> DID YOU GO TO ANY OF THE AFTERPARTIES?
>> I SURE DID. WHICH PARTY DID YOU GO TO?
>> I WENT TO VANITY FAIR. >> OH, YEAH, THAT SOUNDS FUN.
I WENT TO THE PURINA DOG CHOW MEET AND GREET.
IT WAS COOL. IT WAS AN EXTREMELY CASH BAR.
BUT -- BUT I GOT TO RUB SHOULDERS WITH THE LIKES OF
HARVEY LEVIN FROM TMZ AND THE HOUSE SLIPPER GUY WHO HELD
A GUN TO HIS WIFE'S HEAD. >> OH, I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT.
YOU KNOW, KATE AND I JUST DID A MOVIE TOGETHER CALLED "THE ROUGH
NIGHT." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
YES. THE TRAILER DEBUTED LAST WEEK.
SO LET'S JUST TAKE A LOOK AT IT. >> HEY, HEY, HEY!
IT'S FAT ALBERT. >> OKAY.
WE HAVE TO STOP LETTING KENAN HANDLE THE CLIPS.
>> HE'S BEEN HERE THE LONGEST AND HE NEVER LETS US FORGET IT.
>> YES, THAT'S RIGHT, CATHERINE. LIGHT ON THE STARCH.
LET'S SEE IF WE CAN GET IT RIGHT THIS TIME.
AND SCARLETT, HOW DID THE CLIP PACKAGE GO OVER?
>> THEY WERE JUST CLIPS OF YOU. >> SO IT WENT WELL.
GOOD. GOOD TO HEAR.
AND IN HONOR OF YOUR FIFTH TIME HOSTING WE HAVE A VERY SPECIAL
FIVE-TIMERS JACKET JUST FOR YOU. >> OOH!
THANK YOU. THANK YOU GUYS.
IT MEANS A LOT TO ME. THANK YOU!
>> YOU ARE VERY WELCOME. AND YOU'RE ALWAYS WELCOME HERE
ANY TIME. NOW LET US SING THE SACRED AND
SOLEMN FIVE-TIMERS SONG THAT HAS BEEN SUNG SINCE THE SHOW BEGAN.
♪ FIVE FIVE TIMES
FIVE TIMES HOSTING ♪ ♪ FIVE
FIVE TIMES FIVE TIMES HOSTING ♪
>> WAIT, IS THAT THE SONG FROM THE SUBWAY COMMERCIAL?
>> I AM NOW REALIZING THAT IT IS.
♪ FIVE ♪ >> WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW.
LORDE IS HERE. SO STICK AROUND.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. ♪ FIVE TIMES HOSTING ♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]