Young man: HEY, TUTORIAL HEADS!
UH, THANKS FOR COMING TO MY...YouTube PAGE.
TIG TUTOR
GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS, YouTube?
[ BARK CRUNCHING ]
IT'S TUTORIAL TIME.
SO, TODAY, IT'S TIME TO DO A YouTube TUTORIAL.
AND SUPER EXCITED 'TIS
I LOVE TO GET, UH... SUBSCRIBE
WHEN PEOPLE SUBSCRIBE AND LIKE.
SO I'M GONNA PICK THE PERFECT TUTORIAL TO DO TODAY.
WHAT'S IT GONNA BE?
YOU KNOW OW! OKAY.
[ PANTING ]
UH, THIS IS THE TUTORIAL, NOW.
THIS IS A CAN.
THIS IS MY MY YouTube.
THIS IS MY YouTube ACCOUNT.
HOW TO...
HOW TO DO...
HOW TO, UM...
HOW TO WEATHERIZE A HOLE.
SO FIRST THING STEP
IN THE TUTORIAL, IS TAKE A WEATHER
A CA A WEATHERIZED CAN...
AND THIS IS A HOLE.
AND IT'S WEATHER I OH, I FORGOT!
FIRST THING YOU NEED IS CLO A KIND OF CLOTH.
THIS IS PERFECT KIND OF...
A CLOTH FOR WEATH FOR A WEATHERED HOLE.
SO STICK A CLOTH INTO THE HOLE.
THIS IS NOW THE...
THIS IS [SNIFFLES] A YouTube TUTORIAL.
THIS FIRST STEP IS THIS HOLE WITH CLOTH.
[ SYNTHESIZER MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ MUSIC INTENSIFIES ]
[ MUSIC SOFTENS ]
[ MUSIC ENDS ]
[ DISTORTED POPPING ]
[ SLOW WARBLING ]
[ WARBLING INTENSIFIES ]
[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ WOMAN SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] DANCE!
EVERYBODY DANCE!
YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY!
-WHOO-HOO! -YAY!
[ ALL CHEERING ]
YAY!
[ CHEERING CONTINUES ]
LIFE IS GOOD!
[ CHEERING CONTINUES ]
THIS IS FUN!
[ CHEERING CONTINUES ]
MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!
[ CHEERING CONTINUES ]
MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!
YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY!
WHOO! WHOO! WHOO! WHOO!
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY,
MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!
[ CHEERING CONTINUES ]
[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
WHOA!
[ LOUNGE MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ PANDA BEAR'S "BOYS LATIN" PLAYS ]
♪ BEASTS DON'T HAVE A SECOND TO THINK ♪
♪ BUT WE DON'T APPRECIATE OUR THINGS ♪
♪ BUT BEASTS DON'T HAVE A SECOND TO THINK ♪
♪ BUT WE DON'T APPRECIATE OUR THINGS ♪
♪ B-B-BEASTS DON'T HAVE A SECOND TO THINK ♪
♪ BUT WE DON'T APPRECIATE OUR THINGS ♪
♪ DARK CLOUD ♪
♪ DESCENDED AGAIN ♪
♪ HAS A DARK CLOUD DESCENDED AGAIN? ♪
♪ AND A SHADOW MOVES IN ♪
♪ DARK CLOUD DESCENDED AGAIN ♪
♪ AND A SHADOW MOVES IN THE DARKNESS ♪
♪ BEASTS DON'T HAVE A SECOND TO THINK ♪
♪ BUT WE DON'T APPRECIATE OUR THINGS ♪
♪ BUT BEASTS DON'T HAVE A SECOND TO THINK ♪
♪ BUT WE DON'T APPRECIATE OUR THINGS ♪
♪ B-B-BEASTS DON'T HAVE A SECOND TO THINK ♪
♪ BUT WE DON'T APPRECIATE OUR THINGS ♪
♪ BEASTS DON'T HAVE A SECOND TO THINK ♪
♪ BUT WE DON'T APPRECIATE OUR THINGS ♪
♪ BEASTS DON'T HAVE A SECOND TO THINK ♪
♪ BUT WE DON'T APPRECIATE OUR THINGS ♪
[ WARBLING ]
[ LOW RUMBLE ]
[ WARBLING CONTINUES ]
[ BONG! ]
[ TINKLE! ]
[ WHIRRING ]
[ WARBLING ]
[ WARBLING STOPS ]
[ PANTING ]
[ DRAMATIC WESTERN MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ WOMAN SHRIEKS ]
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
[ SIGHS ]
[ CREAK! ]
[ GROWLS ]
[ GROANS ]
[ GROWLING ]
[ GRUNTS LOUDLY ]
[ SCREAMS ]
[ GRUNTING ]
[ GASPING ]
[ GRUNTS ]
U-HAW!
[ RUMBLING ]
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ MUSIC STOPS ]
[ LEFT SPEAKER BLOWN'S "LIARS" PLAYS ]
♪ WE DON'T OUTGROW ♪
♪ HARD FEELINGS ♪
♪ FACADES OF LIVING FREE AND UNFULFILLED ♪
♪ WE'RE GOOD WITH TIME ♪
♪ NOT WITH FRIENDS ♪
♪ I HOPE YOU'LL NEVER LEARN TO PLAY MUSIC ♪
Young man: AND THEN, YOU GET A WEATHERIZED CAN
THAT GOES...HERE.
SO, YouTube TUTORIAL'S DONE.
YOU IF YOU LIKED THE UM...
THE CONTENT OF THE VIDEO,
IT'S OP IT'S OPEN TO DISCUSSION.
UM, COMMENT ON THE LIKE...
[ SNIFFLES ] OKAY.