♪♪
[ SCREAMS ]
[ LAUGHS ]
IT'S MY TURN...
HEY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ LAUGHING ]
Adam: IT'S CHRISTMAS MORNING.
THINK YOU'RE READY FOR THIS?
EXCITED? I'M EXCITED, I JUST --
LIKE, I CAN'T EVEN OPEN MY MOUTH.
WELL, LET ME KNOW IF IT GETS TOO MUCH.
CAN YOU GO GET THEM? I'M GONNA SIT HERE.
UGH. GIRLS.
-CHRISTMAS MORNING! -CHRISTMAS MORNING!
CHRISTMAS MORNING.
WE'RE HERE. IT'S FINALLY CHRISTMAS MORNING.
WHO'S READY TO GO OPEN PRESENTS?
[ GIRLS SCREAMING ]
COME ON.
I LOVE YOU.
MORNING. HEY.
THERE WAS A LOT TO TAKE CARE OF, I DIDN'T GET IT ALL DONE,
BUT I JUST HOPE IT WAS ENOUGH TO MAKE THIS DAY FEEL SPECIAL.
NOT REALLY.
I STILL HURT REALLY BAD TODAY.
AND UNFORTUNATELY, ALL I WANTED FOR CHRISTMAS
WAS FOR DANIELLE TO FEEL BETTER.
LET ME SEE IF I CAN FIND ONE FOR EVERYBODY.
HEY! YOU TICKLED ME.
THERE'S A HAZEL.
[ BABBLING ]
[ DANIELLE LAUGHS ] Adam: YES.
JUST LIKE YOUR STUFFED ANIMAL.
MOMMY, I GOT THE OWL.
Danielle: UH-HUH. AND I HAVE A PUPPY ONE.
Adam: HERE'S A RILEY.
Parker: IT'S A PRETTY PAPER.
I GOT A BIGGER ONE OVER THERE.
YOU SEE THAT BIG PRESENT? THAT'S MINE.
YES.
DADDY, COME HERE! Adam: OKAY.
[ GIRLS YELLING INDISTINCTLY ]
THE BIG ONE'S FOR BLAYKE.
SHH. OKAY, Y'ALL OPEN YOUR PRESENT YOU GOT.
♪♪
-LOOK AT MINE. -LOOK AT MINE!
LOOK AT MINE!
DADDY! I GOT A PUPPY DOG!
-I GOT IT! -I GOT A NEW PUPPY DOG!
TRUTH IS, CHRISTMAS IS ALWAYS GONNA BE SPECIAL TO 3-YEAR-OLDS
WHEN THERE'S PRESENTS TO OPEN.
WHERE'S MINE? WHERE'S MINE? WHERE'S MINE?
AND FOR THE FIRST TIME IN TWO DAYS,
I'M ACTUALLY SEEING DANIELLE SMILE.
MAYBE I DIDN'T DO SO BAD AFTER ALL.
SO THIS IS PARKER, THIS ONE'S BLAYKE.
AVA. PEW!
OLIVIA.
♪♪
Adam and Danielle: HAMBURGER.
YOU LOVE HAMBURGERS, YOU LOVE DONUT.
PARKER GOT BACON AND EGGS.
[ GIRLS SCREAMING INDISTINCTLY ]
-THIS IS MINE. -AW, GEEZ.
-DADDY! -GIRLS, GIRLS.
HOW DO YOU FEEL, BABE?
YOU WANT TO GO LAY DOWN?
IT'S JUST SO LOUD.
Girl: DADDY!
[ CRYING ]
HEY, HEY, HEY.
WE'RE GONNA TAKE CHRISTMAS TO MOMMY AND DADDY'S ROOM
SO MOMMY CAN LAY DOWN.
OKAY?
-DADDY! -DADDY!
Adam: MIRACLES DON'T HAPPEN OVER NIGHT,
EVEN IF IT IS CHRISTMAS.
BUT I THINK WE GOT ALMOST EVERYTHING WE WANTED.
CHRISTMAS IN BED.
BLAYKE, LAST YEAR...
[ WHINES] ...I TOOK YOU TO PICK OUT
PRESENTS FOR YOUR SISTERS, AND THIS YEAR I TOOK THEM.
SO EVERY PRESENT THEY PICKED OUT SPECIFICALLY FOR YOU.
FROM RI-RI, TO BLAYKEY!
IT'S A UNICORN BATH BOMB.
DO YOU REMEMBER PICKING THOSE OUT FOR SISSY?
[ LAUGHS ] OKAY.
NOW, BLAYKE, NOW YOU GOTTA OPEN UP THE SPECIAL BAG OVER THERE.
BE CAREFUL, PLEASE.
Adam: WHOA.
IT'S A BIG GYMNASTICS BAG.
[ LAUGHS ]
YOU KNOW, YOU MAKE IT TO THESE MILESTONES
AND YOU'RE LIKE, "I GOTTA DO THIS, THIS, THIS,
AND THIS AND THIS," BUT YOU JUST CAN'T.
AND IT'S OKAY. AND THERE'S YOUR HUSBAND
THAT CAN PICK UP THE SLACK WHEREVER YOU MAY FALL
AND YOU JUST HAVE TO GO DAY BY DAY.
♪ JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS ♪
♪ JINGLE ALL THE WAY ♪
♪ OH WHAT FUN ♪ [ LAUGHS ]
PLUS, I FEEL LIKE I WAS OVERLY BLESSED WITH...
♪♪
...HAVING ALL MY CHILDREN.
AND AS MUCH AS YOU, LIKE, FUSS AT YOUR KIDS
OR PUT THEM IN TIMEOUT, MAN, THEY'RE...
[ SNIFFLES ] I WOULDN'T WANT IT
ANY OTHER WAY.
-BUT YOU'RE MY MAMA. -I LOVE YOU TOO, HAZEL.
SO WITH THAT, YOU KNOW, THAT'S THE GREATEST GIFT RIGHT THERE.
AND AS A MOM, IF YOU'VE GONE THROUGH THAT,
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
-MERRY CHRISTMAS. -MERRY CHRISTMAS, MOMMY.
Adam: [ LAUGHS ]
MERRY CHRISTMAS.