>> ARE WE REALLY GOING TO GET WET ON THIS RIDE?
I JUST GOT MY HAIR DONE. >> SWEETIE, CAN YOU JUST TRY TO
HAVE A GOOD TIME SINCE IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY?
>> YOU'RE RIGHT. TAKING ME TO UNIVERSAL STUDIOS
IS AS GOOD AS GOING TO PARIS AFTER ALL.
>> OH, BABE, TWO SEATS IN THIS ONE!
OH, COME ON! SHAKE A BUTT!
>> COMING, BABE. >> WHOA, IT'S A LITTLE SHAKY.
I GOT YOU. >> OH, MY GOSH.
>> YEAH. >> I'M EXCITED TO SEE REAL
DINOSAURS. >> OH, YEAH, BABE.
THEY'RE NOT REAL. THEY'RE STUFFED.
OH, MY GOD, GENE! LOOK AT THIS.
NO FREAKING WAY! I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN, WHAT,
LIKE TWO, THREE YEARS? THAT'S CRAZY, HUH?
LAST TIME I SAW YOU, YOU WAS WITH YOUR WIFE.
YOU GUYS BREAK UP? >> NO.
THIS IS HER. >> OH, WHOA.
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU, HONEY? >> WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
IS THAT GOOD OR BAD? >> HEY, YOU REMEMBER GEMMA,
HUH? >> HI, I'M GEMMA.
I'M BRITISH. THIS IS MY PIG PIPSQUEAK.
SHE'S BRITISH, TOO. >> HELLO.
OKAY, FOLKS. WELCOME TO JURASSIC RIVER
RAPIDS. AS A REMINDER, THIS RIDE DOES
GET WET. SO YOU WILL WANT TO SECURE YOUR
VALUABLES IN THAT CENTER CONSOLE RIGHT THERE.
AND I'M SORRY, IS THAT A PIG? >> YEAH, I THINK SO.
THIS IS YOUR PIG, RIGHT, BABE? >> YEAH.
IT'S A MINI PIG. WE DRESS ALIKE.
>> OH, GENE, SHE DRESSES LIKE A PIG.
HOW HOT IS THAT, HUH? YOU ABOUT TO POP THROUGH THOSE
BUTTON FLY SHORTS? >> GENE, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO
BUST YOUR NEW SHORTS, ARE YOU? >> I HOPE NOT.
>> JUST DON'T. >> OKAY, WELL, NO MATTER WHAT
I STILL CAN'T LET YOU HAVE ANY ANIMALS ON THE RIDE.
SO I'M GOING TO HAVE TO HOLD HIM FOR YOU.
>> OH, OKAY. BYE-BYE, PIPS.
MOMMY LOVES YOU SO MUCH. [ BABY TALKING ]
>> OH, GENE. SHE'S TALKING BEDTIME TALK TO
THE PIG. IS YOUR FLY GETTING AS STRAINED
AS MINE? I MEAN, I COULD HEAR MY ZIPPER
GO, "WHOA,WHOA! I CAN'T HOLD!
I CAN'T HOLD!" HEY, GENE, WHAT DO YOUR BUTTONS
SOUND LIKE? >> I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE LIKE, "BOOP." >> DOES BOOP MEAN YOUR BUTTON
POPPED, GENE? >> CAREFUL, HE BITES AND KICKS.
>> OKAY. MAKE SURE YOU ARE ALL BUCKLED
IN. AND WATCH OUT FOR THOSE
VELOCIRAPTORS. >> OOH, WE'RE MOVING!
>> I KNOW, RIGHT. HERE WE GO.
DINO TIME! LIKE THAT SKINNY BLACK GUY USED
TO SAY. >> I THINK HE USED TO SAY
"DYNO-MITE." >> YEAH.
>> I'VE GOT A SONG CALLED "DYNAMITE."
>> OH, YEAH, GEMMA'S A SINGER. YOU REMEMBER THAT?
>> OH, YEAH, I ACTUALLY DO. YOU HAVE A LOVELY VOICE.
>> GENE, DUCK. >> OH, MY GOD.
WHY DID YOU JUST TELL HIM TO DUCK?
>> OH, BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW YOUR NAME, GIRL.
>> WELL, MY NAME -- >> HANG ON.
GEMMA WAS ABOUT TO SING. YOU CAN TELL US AFTER.
HEY, GENE, DUCK. >> WHY?
>> OH, YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME YOUR NAME, I GUESS.
>> GIVE ME A BEAT, BABE. >> YOU GOT IT, BABE.
♪ BOOM BOOM BLAST HEY BOOM BOOM BLAST HEY ♪
♪ GOT ALL IN THE CLUB SHAKIN' THEIR ASS
GIRLS ARE JEL CAUSE I'M THE BEST ♪
♪ BUT BOY YOU BETTER RUN 'CAUSE I'M DANGEROUS ♪
♪ THAT'S WHY THEY CALL ME DYNO-MITE
I JUST MIGHT BLOW YOU A WAY ♪
♪ BOOM BOOM BLAST HEY ♪ >> OH, WOW.
THAT WAS REALLY GREAT. RIGHT, HONEY?
>> WELL, I WOULD DANCE TO THAT. >> HEY, GENE, TELL YOUR FRIEND
TO DUCK. [ SCREAMING ]
[ ROARING ] >> HEY!
>> ALL RIGHT, GUYS. YOU SURVIVED YOUR ADVENTURE.
HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE RIDE. AND BY THE WAY, YOU WEREN'T
LYING. THIS PIG KICKS AND BITES AND IS
VERY NASTY. >> HEY, HEY!
DON'T TALK ABOUT GENE'S WIFE THAT WAY.
I'M GONNA KILL THIS GUY. >> OH, NO, I'M TALKING ABOUT THE
PIG. >> IT'S HIS WIFE, DUDE.
>> CAN YOU HELP ME? I THINK MY SEAT BELT IS STUCK.
>> OH, NICE. YOU GET TO GO TWICE.
>> BUT I DON'T WANT TO GO TWICE. >> CAN YOU JUST HAVE FUN, HONEY?
>> BYE, GENE'S WIFE. WE'LL MISS YA.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]