Thomas: What is up everybody?
We were very excited to be sponsored by Google Play for this video and the new mobile game Seven Deadly Sins: Grand Cross.
It's an RPG/trading card game based on the manga Seven Deadly Sins
and has you following the original story of the anime: engaging in combat,
finding objects for quests, and cooking some tasty looking food.
Like, for real, the food looks so good.
It's also got awesome technical features, tons of possibilities for every player on whatever mission they embark upon,
and different actions based off a character's attack skills.
And the characters look so cool in this game, it makes me want to keep playing as them...
It makes me want to be a part of their troop...
And that is what inspired this video that I made with a bunch of my friends and I hope you enjoy!
[Laughter]
[Game music]
Joan: *Taps wall* Night, Thomas.
Thomas: Yes!
[Epic montage music]
[Music continues}
[Spoken in Japanese]:
J: Hey-
J: Sleepy man...
J: GET UP!
T: Gah-! Meliodas.
J: Jesus, Mary Mother of mobile games, you're still playing that game?
How many hours have you clocked into it since last week?
168?
T: [Tired] I love it...
J: Hmm.
How about you love not getting this branch shut down?
The district manager-
T: Demon King?
J: I mean, that's a little extreme, (under breath) but he /is/ a tool, and he's reviewing the branch today.
So you might w- [annoyed exhale]
So you might wanna clean yourself up,
because no offense, you need to-
HELP US! [Ethereal music]
We must appease the Demon King,
lest he only shove fog of fire and lightning upon us!
Only you... can help us!
T: *Slams desk* Fear not, simple townsperson, look no further.
For I, Thomas, will be your savior.
Simply name the task you wish of me,
and I will see to-it.
J: Task?
T: Yes.
J: You will see to-it.
T: I will see to-it.
J: Very well... good... sir knight. I task you with...
Not getting all of us fired.
T: [Laughter]
*Slaps desk* I have quelled many a demonic fire. [Laughs]
J: I'm sure you have.
But seriously, clean yourself up.
T: Okay.
J: Okay.
[Fervent mission music]
Sheila: *Shuts printer* I don't know!
Greg: Not working again, huh?
S: Yep. The sheet got caught.
Could we call for a technician, please?
(Epic music)
???: HELP!! ???: Help!
???: HEELP!
???: Someone! Please!
???: SOMEONE PLEASE ???: Help! ??? HELP US!
T: No need.
I'll retrieve the sheep for you.
S: Sheep..?
...The paper?
S: (Screaming) Yes, please!!
G: Without the wool, our farms will surely fall to ruin!!
S]: (Wailing) Get us our flocking sheep baaaaaack!!
T: (Deep voice) Wool do.
Demon: Thomas...
[Evil laughter]
*Sheep baas*
T: Listen here, you odious scum...
You will relinquish these meek peasants' stolen livestock... or face my ire.
G: Meek peasants?
T: You wish to do this the hard way?
Heh. Well I'm sure you'll find my sword is adequately hard!
*Chair rolls*
[Warrior cry]
*Printer beeps* T: *Banging on printer* DIE, you stupid demon! How dare you... attack- all the... sheep! Hiya!!
*Bashing of printer continues in the background*
J: Good morning. Mr. Miller, who's coming down the hall right now.
Mr. Miller: Morning, Joan. [Laughing] "Morning Joe- n".
Ahh, you see, uh, Mr. Hendrickson that was a perfect demonstration of the familiar conditions that we have all grown to love
in our shared office environment. Why, even in the early mornings, it is just warm smiles and-
Thomas: DEEATH!!
*Printer continues to beep* *Bashing continues*
*Stabbing noises*
T: DEATH TO YOU DEMON!!
*Demon groans*
T: GAHHH...
T: AHHHH!
T: [Inhale] RaAAAAUGh!
[Grunting]
Go, sheep, go!! Be free!!
Run home to your farms!
[Victory laugh]
Mr. H: What's his name?
Mr. M: Oh! That's [stuttering] ah T-Thomas! Thomas... [chuckles]
[Intense War Drums]
Jordan: I'm just saying I saw him on your Instagram story and I can tell you're underfeeding him.
Lily: He's a greyhound, Jordan. They're /supposed/ to be skinny.
*Battle noises*
Jor: Not that skinny. I can play the intro to "Carol of the Bells" on his rib cage.
L: No, you could not because your music... sucks. *Swords clanging* I only ever pretended to like it.
Jor: I KNEW it!
T: EENOUGH!!
Dorcas: (Whispers) Hang on.
T: All this fighting, day after day, must come to an end.
*Music builds*
*Grass rustles*
T: This land...
Long ago it belonged to all of us.
Now look at us...
allies turned enemies!
You two... you used to be inseparable.
Now all you care about is separating each other's heads from their bodies!!
Do you even know what you're fighting for anymore?
ANY OF YOU?!
T: You're all so concerned about whether or not you're on the right side.
Did you even consider that you shouldn't be choosing sides in the first place?
What would winning this tired feud mean at this point?
NOTHING!!!
Victory achieved through bloodshed is a victory tainted by loss!
*Epic Music Intensifies* The path of unity,
mutual respect,
and compromise...
is the only path to everyone /truly/ winning this war.
Please, let's go home!
Go home and kiss your families!
Go home, and pet your bony hounds!
Go home.
[J]: *Bangs head on glass*
*Slides hands down glass*
*Clapping*
Mr. M: Aaaat 5:00! At... five, we go-we go home at fi-- We go home at five!
Jor: Sorry. L: Me too.
[Intense Music]
Mr. M: Joan, here, has been Employee of the Month for 26 months! Wow. That's a new record!
J: I don't know what I did!
Mr. M: [Laugh] Oh st-- Ohhh you're fun.
Dorcas: Mister Mill...er... something's happening...
...again.
*Music builds*
*Dramatic music*
[Muffled shouting]
*Bow creaks*
[Muffled shouting]
*Bow creaks*
[Muffled shouting]
*Door breaks open*
T: AHHH!!!
*Music ceases* *Flick*
*Flick*
[Matt]: Stop.
*Flick*
M: What are you doing?
T: Don't act all innocent now, /Matt/. You know full well what you did!
Gaze upon the thief! Bear witness to the culprit of our burgled rations!
D: YOU'VE BEEN EATING MY COCONUT CURRY?! G: Huh.
T: Twas' his ssscent, that made him my prime suspect.
M: (Confused) You've been smelling me?
T: These past few days... hard not to.
D: Not okay! Stop stealing my food, /Matt/.
T: To the stockade!
Mr. M: I am so sorry. I don't know what has gotten into him. I- I-
Mr. H: I've seen enough. [Voice echoes]
[Finale music]
Mr. H: As you all know, I'm here to determine this branch's performance,
poor performance... could lead to me... performing my duties.
My duties involve... reporting my findings. My findings... can lead to downsizing, and downsizing means closure.
J: There had to have been a more efficient way to say that.
Mr. H: So, what I've witnessed today is something...
rare... to witness. I've never witnessed... anything like this before.
[Sharp inhale] So, that thing that I... witnessed-
Cupcake Gal: Ta da!
Mr. H: Oh good, the cupcakes are here! I was vamping! So... gyahh...
Thomas rules!
All in Unison: What the...
heck?? That was not what I was expecting to happen at this meeting...
today!
Mr. M: Becau- oop-
Mr. H: Today, Thomas displayed a great knack for problem-solving.
T: Yes! Mr. H: For team-building.
T: Let's go!! Mr. H: For promotion of common courtesy.
T: Woo!! Mr. H: How could a branch with such innovative, enthusiastic employees like this man ever be shut down?
*Applause* [Cheers]
T: Look at me go! I'm doing so well! Mr. H: Look how happy he is!
T: Woo!!
Oh, I'm sorry. What are we talking about?
Ooh! Cupcakes!!
[Thomas]: Thank you all so much for watching, and thank you to Google Play for sponsoring this video.
It was a ton of fun to make.
Seven Deadly Sins: Grand Cross is now available on Google Play
And you can download it by clicking the link below!
That is it, and until next time, take it easy guys gals and non-binary pals!
(Deep voice) Peace out!