it's so nice to meet you.
You sent--
Nice to meet you, too.
--a very funny-- and can--
I'm going to share it.
Yeah, go for it.
You sent a birthday video to me.
Is this the illicit version, or the--
It's the version.
OK, cool.
Yeah.
It's the whole version.
All right.
If it's illicit--
I liked it.
OK, good.
All right.
That's why I did it.
I knew you were going to like it.
Let's see it.
What's going on, Ellen?
It's KJ.
I hear it's your birthday, so happy birthday.
I hope I can meet you one of these days.
And yeah, I hope you have a really special day.
[LAUGHTER]
I--
[CHEERING]
I don't know.
I need to tan my ass.
I think I've got a really white ass.
I'm good that they--
They blurred it out, though, for the thing, right?
I assume you knew that that was going to reveal that.
That was not--
Immediately after I did that, I knew
I had the best video out of all them.
You did.
Yeah.
You did.
In my mind, I was thinking, I didn't
want to just do a normal video.
And I remember being outside on my balcony naked.
And I was facing my friend, and looked at my reflection.
And I saw my ass, and I was like, perfect--
Ellen.
I should do this for Ellen.
Right.
And that's how it came about.
Yeah.
That's most people think about me-- when they're
naked on their balcony, right?
[LAUGHTER]
Well, thank you for that.
No worries.
This is your first time on the show.
We have a tradition of showing shirtless photos of anyone who
is on for the first time.
OK.
So we must show them.
[CHEERING]
So the question to you is, how often do you work out?
I work out as much as I can.
I love to work out--
if I can, twice a day, once a day.
Well, you look good.
You look--
Thank you.
You look healthy and good.
And it's so weird, because your accent on the show is American.
And I don't think people, until they
hear you speak like that you're from New Zealand.
It can be a shock to people sometimes.
Yeah.
You have such--
Well, a lot of people think I'm from Australia.
Yeah, it's a very close accent.
Yeah, but two very different places.
Very different.
All the time, at least once a day,
I get mistaken to be Australian.
You sound like you're angry about that.
Well--
Like, that's a competition-- like, you like New Zealand
better than Australia.
I do.
Yeah.
I do, definitely.
All right.
Just settle down.
My wife is--
Sorry.
--from Australia.
Sorry.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Sorry.
I will fight you on this.
Although, I'd love to go to New Zealand.
It seems like a beautiful-- it just looks incredible.
Yeah.
It is.
It's the most beautiful place on earth.
Yeah.
Well, Australia--
And nothing can kill you there.
Yeah.
Well, there are a lot of scary things.
There is.
But nothing can kill--
Yeah.
See, in Australia, your wife will tell you
that there's a lot of spiders, a lot of poisonous creatures--
Right.
--that will kill you.
But in New Zealand, there's no predators.
Nothing can kill you out there.
That is not true.
There's--
There are things that can kill you anywhere you go.
No.
[SHOUTS]
Oh!
[BLEEPING]
[CHEERING]
He's lucky, man.
He's lucky I didn't give him one.
He is lucky.
It's going to happen someday.
How long was he in there for?
The whole time?
He's been-- for a week now, I think.
[LAUGHTER]
[BLEEP] [INAUDIBLE]
I thought that was bad karma.
I thought, oh, that water's going in my face.
Can you imagine?
The timing is like--
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, boy.
Cheers.
All right.
Cheers to that.
Cheers.
All right.
We'll take a break.
Nice.
We'll come back and talk to you.