>>> WELCOME TO THE UNIVERSAL STUDIOS TRAM TOUR BACK IN ACTION
AFTER A PROLONGED ABSCENSE. GUYS, MY NAME IS JEREMY, AND
BEHIND THE WHEEL IS DANA. AND EVEN THOUGH SHE LOVES THE
FILM SHE PROMISES, SHE WON'T DRIVE TOO FAST AND FURIOUS
TODAY. RIGHT, DANA?
>> DON'T INVOLVE ME. >> OKAY.
FINE. HELPING ME OUT TODAY IS A TOUR
GUIDE IN TRAINING. COME ON UP HERE.
TOBY, SAY HI. >> THE ACTUALLY PHOBY PRONOUNCED
WITH AN H. I THINK I LIKE COFFEE NOW.
>> LET'S GET STARTED. ALL RIGHT, FOLKS, IF YOU'RE NOT
LOOKING OUT THE LEFT SIDE OF THE TRAM, PLEASE YABBA DAB BA DO SO.
YOU'LL SEE "THE FLINTSTONES." TAKE IT AWAY.
>> ONE OF SEVEN DeLOREANS USED IN THE "BACK TO THE FUTURE"
FRANCHISE. I READ THE CRAZIEST FANFARE.
WHY DOES A TEENAGER HANG OUT? THE THEORY, GROOMED MARTY TO,
LIKE, MOLEST HIM? BUT THEN -- THEN REGRETTED IT
AND THE REASON HE BUILT THE MACHINE TO GO BACK IN TIME TO
PREVENT HIMSELF FROM MOLESTING MARTY.
I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID IT BUT I DON'T SEE ANY KIDS ON
THE TRAM. >> OKAY.
WELL I DO SEE KIDS. >> THAT THEORY MAKES SENSE.
DONK AS HELL, BUT IT MAKES SENSE.
>> LET'S MOVE AWAY FROM THAT TOPIC, PLEASE.
LOOK TO YOUR LEFT SIDE. MY RIGHT.
THOSE BIKE, IF THEY LOOK FAMILIAR BECAUSE THEY PLAYED A
KEY ROLE IN GETTING E.T. BACK HOOOME.
>> E.T. LOOKS LIKE A BALL SACK AND SO I CHANGED MY MIND.
>> HEY, FAMILY PARK, FAMILY LANGUAGE.
>> I AM SO SORRY. I NEVER DRINK COFFEE.
>> PUT THE COFFEE DOWN AND TAKE US THROUGH THIS NEXT SECTION.
>> OOH! WELCOME TO "JURASSIC PARK."
BOTH SIDES OF THE TRAM ARE PROPS AND VEHICLES FROM ALL OF THE
"JURASSIC" FILMS. OKAY.
WAIT, WAIT. WHAT IS THAT OLD JOKE?
WHAT DO YOU CALL A LESBIAN DINOSAUR?
A LICKALOTAPUS. >> WE DON'T MAKE JOKES LIKE THAT
HERE. >> I GET IT.
THAT'S GOOD, TOO, I DON'T GET IT.
COULD YOU EXPLAIN? >> WE'RE NOT GOING TO EXPLAIN
THAT. ALL RIGHT?
BUT THE G TO MY RIGHT, YOUR LEFT, SQUARING OFF WITH
DINOSAUR'S DESLEY POISON PLAYED BY WAYNE KNIGHT BEST KNOWN AT
"SEINFELD'S" NEWMAN. >> OH, MY GOD!
OKAY. SO THAT GUY, I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M
TELLING YOU THIS, BUT WHAT HAVE I GOT TO LOSE.
NEWMAN FROM "SEINFELD" IS MY FOSTER.
IF I'M EVER GETTING AROUSED DOWN THERE, LIKE, AT THE GYM OR
SOMETHING, I THINK OF THAT GUY, TO, LIKE -- SOFTEN THE --
[ LAUGHTER ] THE ELLIPTICAL GOING, NEWMAN
FROM "SEINFELD." NEWMAN FROM "SEINFELD."
>> AND A TRIM. WHAT DO YOU THINK?
WHAT OF YOUR THOUGHTS, NERDS? >> DOBBY FROM "HARRY POTTER."
>> THANK YOU, SIR. WE'RE NOT GOING TO DO THAT.
>> GOOFY DUDES DON'T GET IT SLICK FOR ME.
>> AND ALL RIGHT, GUYS, PLEASE! AT THIS TIME HOW ABOUT I WELCOME
ANY GROUPS JOINING US TODAY. HELLO, AND APOLOGIES TO THE SUN
COAST CHURCH CHRISTIAN YOUTH FELLOWSHIP.
>> DO I HAVE TO SAY MY SOFTENER? >> NO, NO, YOU DO NOT YOUNG MAN.
UH-OH. GUYS, IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S
DESPICABLE, APPROACHING THE TRAM!
[ LAUGHTER ] OOP!
IT'S GRU FROM THE DESPICABLE ME/MINIONS FRANCHISE.
>> SMELLS LIKE TOYS IN HERE. >> OKAY.
I KNOW THIS GU HE USED TO BE MY BEST FRIEND.
HE GOT INTO COKE AND DITCHED ME FOR ALL OF THIS SHADY COKE-HEAD
FRIENDS. >> WHAT?
NO? >> STOP DOING THIS STUFF.
>> PHOBY, NEED YOU TO STICK TO THE SCRIPT.
HEADING TO SKULL ISLAND. HOME OF KING KONG.
>> OKAY. I CANNOT HEAR KING KONG WITHOUT
THINKING OF THE NIGHT I LOST MY VIRGINITY.
IT IS THE CRAZIEST STORY. >> GIVE ME YOUR MIC!
>> LET THE MAN TALK!