SMG4: On the first day of Christmas,
The princess threw at me:
A bowl of cooked spaghetti!
Luigi: On the second day of Christmas,
The princess threw at me:
Two Teletubbies,
SMG4: And a bowl of cooked spaghetti.
Peach: On the third day of Christmas,
the princess threw at me:
3 magic rocks,
Luigi: Two Teletubbies,
SMG4: And a bowl of cooked spaghetti!
Mario: On the fourth day of Christmas,
The princess threw at me:
4 pissed off cops,
Peach: 3 magic rocks,
Luigi: Two Teletubbies
SMG4: And a bowl of cooked spaghetti---blah!
Toad: On the fifth day of Christmas,
the princess threw at me:
5 HOURS OF JUSTIN BIEBER,
Mario: Four pissed of cops,
Peach: Three magic rocks,
Luigi: Two Teletubbies
SMG4: And a bowl of cooked spaghetti--oh god...
Wario: On the sixth day of Christmas,
the princess threw at me:
Six Pianos Chomping,
Toad: 5 HOURS OF JUSTIN BIEBER!!!!
Mario: 4 Pissed of cops,
Peach: Three magic rocks,
Luigi: Two Teletubbies
SMG4: And a bowl of cooked spaghetti!
Steve: On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me:
7 sexy surprises,
Wario: Six pianos chomping,
Toad: 5 HOURS OF JUSTIN BIEBER,
Mario: Four pissed of cops,
Peach Three Magic Rocks,
Luigi: Two Teletubies
SMG4: And a bowl of cooked spaghetti--
AHH! JESUS CHRIST!!!--
Narrator: On the eighth day of Christmas,
The Princess Threw at me:
8 Retarded Jokes,
Steve: 7 Sexy Surprises,
Wario: 6 Pianos Chomping,
Toad: 5 HOURS OF JUSTIN BIEBER!!!
Mario: 4 pissed of cops,
Peach: 3 Magic Rocks,
Luigi: Two Teletubbies
SMG4: And a bowl of cooked spaghetti
Bowser: On the ninth day of Christmas,
the princess threw at me:
9 Ass Rippings,
8 Retarded Jokes
Steve: Seven Sexy Surprises,
Wario: Six Pianos Chomping
Toad: 5 HOURS OF JUSTIN BIEBER,
Mario: 4 Pissed Off Cops,
Peach: Three Magic Rocks,
Luigi: Two Teletubbies
SMG4: And a bowl of cooked spaghetti...
*fall over*
Old Man: On the tenth day of Christmas,
the princess threw at me:
Ten Pikachus,
Bowser: Nine Ass Rippings,
Narrator: 8 Retarded Jokes,
Steve: Seven Sexy Surprises,
Wario: Six Pianos Chomping,
Toad: hOlychrickmasdtwdmeEEsHEEY
Mario: Four Pissed Off Cops,
Peach: Three Magic Rocks,
Luigi: Two Teletubbies
SMG4: And a bowl of big boobies *gay licks*
Waluigi: On the eleventh day of Christmas,
the princess threw at me:
11 Shirtless men:
Old Man: Ten Pikachus
Bowser: Nine Ass Rippings,
Narrator: 8 Retarded Jokes,
Steve: Seven Santa's Sexy Underwear,
Wario: Six Pianos Chomping,
Toad: 5 HOURS OF JUSTIN BIEBER!!!!
Mario: 4 Pissed Off Cops,
Peach: 3 Magic ROOOCKS,
Luigi: Two Teletubbies
SMG4: And a bowl of cooked spaghetti!
Weegee: Weegee Weegee Weegee Weegee,
Weegee weegee weegee wee:
Weeg Weegee Weege,
Waluigi and Weegee: *random fighting mumbling*,
Old Man: Where is my jewels?,
Bowser: I came in like a Wrecking Ball--
Narrator: Yep. I'm done. What the hell is this?
Steve: 7 "Hai Guys!",
Wario: OH MY GOD!!!!
Toad: I LOVE YOU MARIO!!!!!!
Mario: Shut Up!
Peach: HOgehauhugekhObPingashObjAkur!
Luigi: WAAAAAAAAAAH! Teletubbies: Tubby Custard (x2)
SMG4: Uhh...
All: And a bowl of cooked spaghetti!!
Weegee: EEEEEEEEEE! Weegee?
Bowser: (Wrecking Ball Chorus)