[Audience] Rocky! Rocky! Rocky!
Aah, oh my God! (The Rock guffaws)
Rocky! Rocky! Rocky!
All right, that's gotta stop at some point.
(The Rock laughs) Anyway...
I'm sitting here with The Rock.
Don't let that power go to your head, all right?
Chant The Rocks name! (Conan laughing)
You will do my bidding. (audience titters)
Aren't too tempted to make these people
like do something for you?
Go get all the money at Citibank.
Bring it to The Rock.
(audience and The Rock laughing)
You know, speaking of heads,
I talked to a lot of people here.
You got a giant melon right there.
(audience laughing) Right here.
I know, I'm just observing.
(audience laughing)
I'm in no way trying to--
(Conan splutters) No Conan-Chan,
hold on a second.
Wait a minute, Big Head McGee over here.
Hold on a second... (Conan chortling)
(audience cringes) Well I can bring it up
because I have, I mean I have a frightening head.
People are always talking about how big my head is.
I do have a big head,
like I was told on "Saturday Night Live,"
when I hosted the show that it was myself and Ben Affleck
who we had the biggest circumference.
So maybe it means more brain matter.
I don't know, (Conan scoffs)
a lack of that matter.
It doesn't work that way for me.
It's just a lot of fat and bone up here.
(audience laughing)
Now before we get on other stuff, big, big news.
You became a dad three weeks ago?
I did, yes.
(audience cheering) Congratulations.
Thank you. (audience clapping)
Thank you. Very nice.
(audience applauding) You have...
Thank you. (applause sustaining)
Boy, girl?
Baby girl. Baby girl?
Yeah, Simone. What's her name?
Simone. Simone?
That's a great name. Yeah, yeah.
That's really cool.
What's it like, is it, you excited?
(The Rock smacks lips)
Um, yeah, it's just extremely exciting
because it's my first baby.
The funny thing is at the hospital,
as soon as the baby's born, the baby comes out
and the face is just completely (indistinct)...
(audience titters) I know, babies look horrible
when they're born.
Well, yeah, what makes it worse, is the nurses looking,
she goes, "Oh my God, she looks just like you!"
(all laughing)
Me? (laughter intensifies)
I said, really? Yeah, my head's not bent.
(The Rock and audience laughing)
I was thinking it takes babies, like a while
before they start to just, "Oh, that's a baby."
It looks good.
Well, she's beautiful now.
Yeah, of course.
I'm not sayin' nothing. Please!
(audience titters)
Now let's talk about, they're chanting Rocky.
Hm mm.
You got a lot of different nicknames.
Some of what you've come up with, I believe?
(scattered laughter)
Or are they all given to you?
It's a combination of myself and writers.
And of course the fans,
they really come up with a lot of them.
Well, there's, okay, let's go through them.
There's "The Great One". Great one.
Okay, you came up with that one?
(audience laughing)
You stole that one for me. (The Rock laughing)
"The People's Champ". People's champion.
The most electrifying man the world's ever seen.
(Conan laughing)
What's your favorite out of all of it?
Why do you laugh at The Rock?
No, I didn't. (audience laughing)
I laugh with The Rock.
(The Rock and audience laughing)
I bow to The Rock.
Are you working on any new ones?
Is there one that you that
you want to get out there, that you want?
I have one, I've been saying it, but it hasn't stuck.
It's called "Big Long Daddy from Cincinnati."
(audience laughing)
Maybe if you have it put on your checks.
(Conan and the rock chuckling)
Try it.
Now, of course we have to talk about the eyebrow.
How did the eyebrow thing get started?
Where did it begin?
When did you realize you had this power?
(audience tittering)
I would say a back in college.
University of Miami. (scattered accolades)
Sure. [Audience Member] Whoo!
Hey hey!
(audience laughing) (The Rock chuckles)
They're just applauding the notion of a higher education.
(audience laughing)
Not that particular school.
Not the University of Miami, aah, okay.
So what happened? When did you realize that people
just go crazy when you do that?
They love it.
Well, I kind of used to do it.
I used to be in the locker room and guys would be like
Hey DJ, what's going on?
I kind of ignore them and give the...
Right!
And walk away. (Conan laughing)
And then it would incite a little emotion in guys,
but so then I started doing it in WWF
and it's become iconistic of The Rock.
Right, now have you ever thought of switching eyebrows,
to a different eyebrow?
I'm not bi-eyebrow, but I can do.
(Conan and audience laughing)
Is that on your driver's license?
(audience laughing)
Not bi-eyebrow.
(Rock and audience laughing)
Only mono-brow, cannot drive certain vehicles.
What, So you can't move that one?
That nerve is just, doesn't work.
No, it doesn't work on The Rock.
I can do both at the same time.
I don't know if that's impressive.
(audience hooting)
Okay, this is my, this would be my signature.
(The Rock and audience laughing)
If I was a wrestler, I would use...
(audience laughing and cheering)
I come in the ring.
(audience cheering)
(audience clapping)
If you had to wrestle me
would that strike fear in your heart,
(audience laughing)
when you saw my hair start moving around in the ring?
Oh, no question. (Conan laughing)
Good, that's what I want.
Now you have a new move, I guess that you're thinking
of developing, besides the eyebrow.
Is that right?
I do, well right now, The Rock being the people's champion
and being a man of the people and having
the people's eyebrow and the people's elbow.
Do you call it,
"The People's Eyebrow? (Conan chuckles)
Why are you laughing at The Rock?
I'm sorry.
(audience laughing)
Got to stop doing that, oh, Mighty Rock.
(The Rock laughing)
There was one move in particular.
And I tell you if I do it tonight
it will be the very first time I've done it, right here.
(scattered whooping) This is exciting.
I want to see this move.
(audience hollering)
What's that called?
Do we need to know the name first, or?
The name of the move? The name of the move!
Will be called the people's strudel.
(scattered laughter)
I can tell you already, this will not work.
(Conan and audience laughing)
Let's see the people's strudel.
Max, do you want to give me a little drum roll?
All right. (drum rolling)
(man whistling) (man cat-calling)
(all laughing) (Conan sniggering)
That was it. That was it!
(all laughing)
Do it again, here we go...
(drum rolling) [Max] Ow!
That's it, Max!
(audience cheering) (orchestra fanfares)
(audience laughing) Rocky, Rocky, Rocky!
(audience clapping) [The Rock] Ah ha!
The people like the people's strudel.
(Conan chuckles) (audience laughing)
We just got to work out our timing on that one.
(Conan slaps desk) Right.
Hard to know.
The phrase you have, "Can you tell what The Rock's cooking?"
Okay?
Hold on, Conan-- Ooh!
What? One second,
it's "Can you smell what The Rock is cooking?"
(audience laughing)
I like my way better.
(The Rock and audience laughing)
Can you smell what The Rock's cooking?
Yeah! This catchphrase.
You, whenever you go to a restaurant,
it must bug the hell out of you?
Because people must come up to you all the time.
Are you killing people yet when you go into restaurants?
(audience laughing)
Are you smashin' them over them with chairs?
And you know, the funny thing is,
regardless of how high-brow the restaurant is,
it could be the, one of the most exquisite restaurants
in the world, doesn't matter.
The Maître D', "Ah, Rock, huh?"
"I smell what you're cooking."
Cooks, sending out notes,
cooks sending out their little chef hats.
"We smell what you're cooking."
(audience titters)
Send out a steak or two or something, dude, not that.
(audience laughing) Be little creative!
Say, yeah, you're cooking some shut-up pie
is what you're cooking.
(The Rock chuckling) (audience laughing)
Shut up pie!
Let's try and use that on them.
Now you've had a lot of success.
You're getting some success from the movies now.
You did, "The Mummy Returns."
Yeah, absolutely. Big hit,
and now you're working on the next one.
(audience whoops) Thank you.
(audience clapping)
You already shot the next?
We shot it, it's called "The Scorpion King."
We wrapped it and it will be out in April.
(audience whooping, clapping)
There's a lot of talk that this means
you're gonna be the next big action hero.
Have you talked to, in the mold of Arnold Schwarzenegger,
have you actually met Schwarzenegger?
Do you have Arnold's blessing?
Yeah, absolutely, he's been really supportive.
I've gone out to dinner with him a couple of times.
He's come out to see me perform at our shows.
So he's been great.
He's hit me with, "Ah, Rock, you're fantastic, Rock."
(The Rock vocalizing) (all laughing)
People's eyebrow and everything.
(Conan laughing) He, he's been--
That's a great impression.
He has been good, and his whole family has been fantastic.
Yeah, and I heard a rumor that there's
some pressure on you to remake or revive
one of Arnold's old big movies, "Conan the Barbarian."
Is that a possibility?
(scattered tittering)
Never heard that, well?
Why? Please don't.
That movie ruined my life.
I actually heard that somewhere.
Everywhere I, "Eh, are you a barbarian?"
(audience laughing)
No, leave me alone?
(audience laughing)
Where's your sword?
And that was my father!
(audience laughing)
Cheap but it worked.
Before we go, I'm reading up on you today.
And I read that you shave your entire body.
(lady whooping) Now I would do
a lot of things, I would do a lot of things
for my profession.
I don't know if I would shave my body.
First of all, I don't need to,
(audience laughing) but second, sad.
I'm like a doll.
(all laughing)
(audience clapping) But, but...
Why, Rock, why do I say these things?
(audience laughing)
But you actually shave your whole body.
That would be, first what's involved in that?
Does that hurt? Well, yeah--
What's the preparation?
How do you do this?
It's not like where I'm at NASA,
trying to send off a space ship,
but you get your Edge-gel
and your little razor blade and you just shave.
I've been known to shaving body part or two...
And you're a fellow shaver,
do you still shaving the booty or?
(all laughing)
The classiest question I've ever been asked.
(audience crowing)
I had a special device made.
It's a seat with whirling blades and I just sit on.
(Conan vocalizing) Nice.
But do you have to use some kind of oil
or balm or cream or something?
Well yeah, to go out I'll put on a little baby oil and...
Okay.
You know, I was a--
Why you laughing, babe? (audience laughing)
There's a woman over there laughing.
You're going to rip the seats apart.
Argh!
Little baby oil, yeah. Yeah!
Oil of Olay, a little bit of that.
Oil of Olay? Oil of Olay.
That's for the ladies.
(Conan cackling) (audience laughing)
(The Rock scoffing)
Bit of Oil of Olay.
I have recently switched to Neutrogena though, by the way.
Nice, that's more manly. Just so you know.
(all laughing) (scattered applause)
I'm going to stop now
before you rip my head off my shoulders.
Listen, congrats on a return to the WWF.
Thank you.
This is excellent.
And look for "The Scorpion King," in theaters next Spring.
We were thrilled you could come by
and thanks for helping us out with...
Ah, you're too kind. You're great.
(audience cheering)
The Rock, everybody.