Hey guys! I'm always wanting you to try something different on SMG4. But now,
i'm gonna be telling you guys about myself, just like other people have been doing. Why you ask? Well, first of all,
I don't think you guys know much about me...? Besides uh, memes, and... I like to say 𝐚𝐬𝐬 a lot.
Uhh, I mean for an online profile that's pretty good,
but I don't think that's enough for a guy that has a huge community following him.(who are you)
I really want to connect more with you guys. And that's why I wanted to make something like this, you know.
So without further do, its story time!
Storytime!
STORYTIIIIIIIIII- ^0^
(Please don't call the police). Games are a God's gift to man, you know. Ever wanted to catch cute fluffy animals all day, go
on really epic adventures, Or... pay your loans to your landlord or something. Games let you do that!
I will always have a place with games in my heart because they will let you be in messed with all these
smexy worlds. And of course, as you know,
I was a big fan of this THICC boy over here and mad lads behind him. Now,
I grew up work and have my parents shop every day after school with my big bro Kevin.
My mom and dad owned a food shop. So yeah, I was one of those cool kids at school had an apple in his lunchbox.
Oh, yeah, no really I didn't even eat them. *In a sad lower pitch voice* im sorry dad and mum.*Back to normal* Anyway,
My parents had a little N64 within this grungy back area of the shop, and I spent many days with my older brother Kevin.
Living off this magical machine, we played Mario Party, Mario 64, Paper Mario, Mario Kart,
*Whispering Voice* I think you're seeing a pattern here. *Back to Normal* They were all amazing! Except for this.
*Raspy Toad Voice* LOOK AT THE CHANCE TIIIIIIIME!
*SMG4 Yelling* NO!
Seriously though, why did Nintendo create chance time? For context it gives a chance for the last place to come the first place all of a sudden.
It's like: "Oh
You know, that guy's about to lose!
Well just forget all the progress that all the other players made *TOAD YEETS PIKACHU INTO THE SKY* just push this guy to first cuz he sucks and I feel bad!
Now that you think about it, a lot of those an N64 games were the
foundation of why I'm so
scared of literally everything. If you've watched my Hobo Bros channel, where I play games with Kevin, and react to memes, I get scared of
anything. For example, we play this stupid FNAF parody with dumb ass memes, and you can see how that turned out.
*Laughing and Screaming*
a CHICKEN??!! *BLEEP* OH GOD!
KEVIN I'M SCAAARED!
The N64 graphics, just had a... really ominous feel to it. Sooo, you can understand why I was scared.
But I think the number one candidate to blame for this is THIS!
*ERRRRRRRRRRR*
Ohh, this, little eel. OOOOOOOIIOOIOIOO
Bit of a, bit of a, scary boy! Man look at the teeth on that thing!
Literally, if I had to go into Jolly Roger's Bay, I'd just, stay at the beach... and just chill there.
Probably just live there forever. Cuz I was, too scared to go in the water.
There were other things to. Like that stupid fish that eats you within Yoshi's Story, and that shark from Banjo Kazooie
that eats you when you go in the water
I find myself falling off a platform and landing in the ocean,
I'd pretty much just, turn off the game, and just leave, and cry. I think you're seeing a theme.. of underwater creatures.
Yeah. I do not like that, at all. Anything just chasing me, scares me in general really. Like Minecraft!
KEVIN: Where are you? LUKE: I DONT KNOW WHERE I AM! I
WANNA GO HOME!
There were other things, that, didn't really make sense of why I was scared, but I was scared of it anyway.
Like in Mario Party 2, there's this mini game where, all the characters are just floating heads and you have to pretty much do a uhh,
Simon Says type of thing. I was horrified of these things. I thought, it was the end of the world.
Whenever the mini game came on
*Kid SMG4: NOPE NOPE NOPE* I would just leave the back of the shop, and just wait outside. For like 10 minutes! Just to make sure
that the mini game is definitely over. And then I go back inside. And then I realize my brother loaded up the mini game again.
Thanks Kevin. But really it was those N64 games mixed with the bad smell of food, and a loud-ass freezer that went:
*BBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZ*
It molded my love for Nintendo. Now that's not to say I've played other games too!
We had a PS2 with a lot of "pirated" games such as Simpsons Hit and Run and Crash Bandicoot. Oh boy, they were classic's.
I just wish they weren't uhh, broken half the time. We weren't really go to taking care of those.
We also had a PC which we played
enormous amount of flash games! All due to Kevin and his passion for making crappy ass flash games. Sorry, Kevin
I love you. Getting into my teen years. I started playing more PC games. And still a handful of Nintendo games as well.
Now I'm going to admit,
I may have been a bit of a "pirating" boy back, when the DS came out
But hey,
that was only because my mom would give me the death stare if I were to even consider buying more than one game within half
a year.
So I reserved to Nintendogs for the rest of my life, or getting some of that booty. Speaking of booty, BIDOOF is a thick ass
Pokemon! Pokemon diamond was the jam for me. I may sound like an old man, but diamond is unforgettable in terms of
nostalgia, the music, the story, and BIDOOF's ass. That second gym leader can go suck a big fat peepee though.
Why you ask? I always pick water starters for every single Pokemon game.
Why? Because I like the color blue, blue is associated with water, and for some reason I always called them Flameman.
...
Yeah, you know what? Kid Luke wasn't that smart, alright?
Kid Luke also thought he could pipe Pokemon games, when they were just only first announce!
Boy was there a lot of viruses I got! So some interesting ads pop up on my computer.
Yep. *Tonge smack noise* Also I was one of those special kids who just trained one
single Pokemon. Cuz I didn't know how to balance out a party.
10/10 trainer guys! Going to my later years of high school, I had less time
to play console games, unfortunately. But my friends kept telling me to play this awesome game on the PC!
*WII SHOP CHANNEL MUSIC PLAYING*
Ahh, yes. TF2. A team-based shooter game that was colorful, yet violent. So much money was spent on hats. Hats for God's sake! Totally
worth it if you asked me! Can't say the same for my bank account though.
Now let it be known, I suck at video games. Yeah, I know
That's why I hanged out on the Mario Kart servers, in TF2.
We can just chill out, and focus on getting cheap kills and feel good about yourself :)
So many hours are spent there... How many hours do we have anyway? oh, damn, almost 3000 that's pretty good
How much do I have in gmod? Oh, well, alright, then from there. I just play this one game mode called versus saxton hale
It's pretty much where a whole some of us is one naked Australian, dude
It sounds pretty fun right?
It was a boss mode and I love the heck out of haven't played much other than PC games that I think about it... like...
COD or battlefield the d saturated look of the game just isn't my time. I'm more into like colorful games
This was also the time when I was introduced to Garry's Mod when I was younger
I was like, whoa, you can do all these things can be Kermit. You can be Mario
You can make do dolls love each other. I swear I didn't do that. (Yea better have not)
You can see from there how I used it first in smg4 now when it comes to my channel
You're just talking to people on the internet in general. I am a big big
Scaredy cat think of me as a giant Snorlax with a sign saying
Pls dont hurt me :( i just wanna love
I just can't stand the thought of a stranger getting angry at me on the internet
I know it's pathetic
There's this game called maplestory
Which was a giant
MMORPG and you could roam around different servers with friends and there were 30 different channels within a server and whenever
Anyone would join my channel?
I would instantly find another channel with no one in it because I just I can't talk the people. HOW DO YOU TALK TO PEOPLE?
WILL U BE MY FRIEND!
But yeah, I think I'm a bit better now but still people are scary
I really love story in puzzle games. One of my all-time favorites is Phoenix Wright?
Cuz I just I just love the detective stories and also spamming objection
Even though I get it wrong like 90% of the time...
Another game is Danganronpa
Which is another one of my all-time favorites probably the only franchisor I bought merchandise off actually look I even cosplay this stupid-ass bear
Okay, hopefully no picture exists. So if you have any suggestions, let me know in the comments
I really would love to know what you guys like
also, just please don't give me JRPGs because I just can't micromanage a party can't even manage a Pokemon party for God's sakes fortunately a
as time went on I got busier with YouTube schools exams and such
I was able to play a couple of really good games like cuphead and hat in time recently
But currently now I was off 2019
I'm just playing tf2, like once every 2 months and some smash ultimate on the side of like
Anyone, whatever want to play with me, I'm looking for more games to play
Like I'm trying to better myself work less has come to know me. I work everyday like 7:00 a.m
All the way to 12:00 at night
So I saw recent years games hasn't been what I've been focused on in terms of leader time now, don't get me wrong
I still love to study and learn what's going on in the gaming industry and the culture hell I have to deal with this red
Idiot 99% of the time so it hasn't left at all. I just wish I could sit back and enjoy those times
Where nothing to do except though banana peels go on adventures and gambling with Luigi
Seriously, though if there is any message to take away from this video
It's that cherish the time up with these video games one day
You'll just realize you won't have time to play these games anymore or that it's offered all the can for you
Anyway, I've been speaking for long enough
I hope you guys enjoyed my rambling if you want listen to me more than you know, just comment below
Let me know what you think and hopefully you learn a little bit more about me. So yeah, thanks for watching guys. See ya!
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