So what you're saying is... You will never drop the soap again!
♫WTF Music♫ Captions by: Asian Invasion
♫Dum Dum Dum Dum♫
Mong Mong!
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Woah! Here we are back in our washroom again
I feel like we have far too many washroom-related WTFs
I know
If you don't know what we're talking about, there's context for us shooting a video in the toilet
We did a WTF with like a toilet plunger...
We did the pine toothpaste (WRONG!) Oh the pine toothpaste!
Which we still have, yes
This is actually something really interesting. I picked these up at a local grocery store I was walking past
I 'm sure you can find this. You're giving me the face like
"No ones going to want these but you Martina!"
(Accusing music) You could have picked any other one apart from the Hello Kitty one!
The blue one, the yellow one, and the other generic one
But you're like "Oh! The Hello Kitty one! Let me forever ruin your toilet so you never want to wash your hands again!"
Umm, ruin or make better?!
Cats are very clean creatures and if I trust anyone to give me advice
Cats don't use soap!
If I would trust anyone to give me advice on how to be clean, it's a cat!
Ugh! If you go to a toilet in Korea and it's lucky enough to have soap,
They'll take the soap and they'll jam it on that metal bar,
THERE IS NO TOILET SOAP!
♫Old Timey Music♫
YOU MEAN WASHROOM! YOU DON'T WASH YOUR HANDS ON THE TOILET!
You're not like:
OH YAH BABY LEMME WASH MY HANDS IN THE TOILET! UGH!
I'm sorry Captain Pedantic! I didn't realize this is what you were doing today!
This is not being pedantic!
You just make it sound, for the people who don't live in Korea, that Koreans have soap on the toilet!
Which is not true!
Most places don't have soap, but some of them have a metal bar, that sticks out of the wall like this, and they take the soap and ram it on
And it's like
♫Oh! Sexy Music♫ You're supposed to wet your hands and just supposed to like-
And it's really
Froth
And it's really.. You grisp it and you-
Grisp it?! It's grab and twist...
So you get a lather, then you wash your hands off after.
Some places, have this.
Alright, so we're using charcoil? body soap,
What's charcoil? Charcoil is that black stuff that burns inside of a barbeque...
Charcoal!
Charcoil. Charcoil...Sharcoill...
Mmm. Mmm.
What's charcoal supposed to smell like?
Mmm. Mmm.
Smell it.
Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.
I actually don't like that
It's a very odd smell.
This is actually a really strong magnet.
It's like a slide-off magnet.
And I think I'm supposed jam this into the back of the soap.
Is this going to be really hard to do?
♫Hardcore Music♫ URGH!!! URGH! URGH!!!
♫Oh! Sexy Music!♫
Cough! Cough! I strained.
Did you get it in or no?
Yeah.
Okay, let's see if it actually works
Okay
Okay, ready?
CLAMP! OGHHALAHALAHALHA!
And then we stick this to a wall
I didn't bring my measuring tools to make sure it's even!
SLAPS BUM
Totally rude! SLAP! NOT HELPING THE SITUATION!
HEY! STOP IT!
The soap is going on sideways
Got it? No. Wait.. SLAP!
YOU ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE! SLAP! OW!
Hahahahha! Don't fight back!
Turn on the water...
Okay,
Get the soap,
OMG! Isn't it so brilliant!
Uh huh. Lets see... HUH!
Right!
It's there! But now the soap looks all ugly...
But now all the drippy stuff that just becomes all soggy is just gonna dry and drip.
SLAP! I have to admit...HEY! STOP IT! Do it loving! At least I slapped your butt lovingly!
I got wet hands! Want me to spritz you!?
No! (Alarm)
Justletit..There's equipment everywhere!
Okay, I want you to admit..
And by the way, we're holding each other like this so we don't slap each other's butts
(Unintelligible arguing and butt slapping)
How do you feel about the soap dispenser now that you used it?
I put my hand out and I caught it, LIKE A BOSS!
Now we're going to hold hands throughout this video.
No! Don't you! Okay, what do you think of the soap dispenser now that you've used it?
It was good.
It's brilliant right?!
It was good.
You have to admit that it's brilliant because soap gets all soggy and nasty
Like you know our shower soap has become three pieces of soap as one.
I agree.
Right?
I totally agree
Stop being distracted and focus at the task at hand!
HAHAHHAHAH
Do you like Hello Kitty? DO YOU LIKE IT?!
NO!
ADMIT IT! ADMIT IT!
Ah haha! MY NIPPLE!