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Any emails to Savannah lately?
Yes, as much as I thought I was free from the name Savannah, and I met the guy that
sent me the emails at Vidcon this year... still!
I just got one last week.
I will never not be Savannah.
How's your eye?
So yesterday I woke up, and for some reason I couldn't see much out of my left eye.
Like everything was hazy so I went to the optometrist and they sent me to the hospital
because I had a slice in my cornea, and I was freaking out.
It turns out, by the time I got to the eye hospital everything was fine!
EYE healed up really well.
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For some reason for that whole part my microphone audio died out so if you wanna see some fun
eye bloopers with a special guest, just wait till the end.
When will the SitC vlogs be up?
Well, by the time you're watching this, you can click right here and watch a playlist
of all the ones that I currently have up.
At this point I just have creator day up, but the next 2 should be coming out really
shortly, and by the time you're watching this probably right now, so go watch!
Have you ever told a lie so you could stay home from school one day?
For the most part I had perfect attendance all throughout my school life, but there was
this one day...
this one day in second grade when I just wanted to see if I could do it, so I told my babysitter
I was feeling really sick, and I just couldn't go to school that day.
And when the bus came, it picked up my brother, and then I just sat there realising oh my
gosh I have nothing to do but watch tv and I couldn't like go see my friends and learn
cause I actually liked school, so I ended up crying a whole lot until noon came by and
she like drove me off to school.
And then I never missed another day of school.
I am the lamest.
Could you make a pun about ostriches?
I feel like there's not a really good solid pun with them so ostrich one out for you.
Will you come to Russia?
Mosc(h)ow about next year!
Maybe
Cringiest moment from SitC?
There was this one girl that came to the meet and greet line with Dodie and I, and she came
up to me and she said Evan I like your videos.
3 years ago you used to hit on my sister online.
That was... that was fun.
She actually was able to capture me hearing the news and then breaking down with pure
cringe.
That was really bad.
I found her sister on like Tumblr one day and I was like she's got a great face.
I'll just follow her.
Tweet her every once in a while.
Never got that follow back.
It still makes me cringe!
So awkward!
That's so awkward.
Will merch from SitC be available to buy for the people that didn't get to be there?
Yes!
Actually, as I speak you can click this link right here or go to the link in the description
to my merch site where you can get this lovely tank top.
This is my tank top.
That's why I'm wearing it.
I really love it.
I also have this remake of this original shirt which is my asexual scale demisexual shirt.
Some say my love is imaginary, I think it's just complex.
I really love it a whole lot.
And I also have new black wristbands.
Literally so much merch.
And lastly, one of my favourite things of all, is the pun poster with 25 of Evan's worst
puns.
Just to read one of them: One of my favourites is: I feel really bad for that guy's upper
legs; I sympathighs.
And all the puns that are on that poster are puns that I've tweeted over the course of
the last year, so I really hope you like it.
Have you ever fanboy'd over meeting another YouTuber?
Yeah, that's why they'll never tweet me.
Who's the most famous person you've ever met?
I feel like fame is subjective so it means different things to different people, but
probably objectively, the person that's most well-known in the world that I've met is Mark
Ruffalo (Or Ed Sheeran tbh) who's the guy behind the Hulk.
Met him at Vidcon this year.
That was... that was definitely not a RuffaLOW moment for my life.
Mark my words!
If you weren't doing YouTube, what career could you see yourself in?
Well, I know I do YouTube quite a lot, but I also have a full-time job as Head of User
Acquisition for an app so I mean, I'd be doing the career I'm doing now which is marketing.
What's your favourite television show right now?
Well I just finished watching all of Steven Universe so that's over.
So I don't really have one that I'm watching at the moment.
Can you say the letter m without your lips touching?
M Ooooooooh!
One thing you'd change about the UK Definitely the immigration policy.
I could make a full video on how much I hate the immigration policy and how it affects
me and stresses me out on a daily basis, but that'll be for a different video.
What was your favourite song/scene from the Book of Mormon?
I really loved You and Me but Mostly Me.
And for some reason, the whole time the lead character was singing that song, I just pictured
it being Jon Cozart.
I don't know he just somehow reminded me of Jon.
Why so hateful of Nikons?
Ni-kon't tell you because I just don't like them.
I don't know; you're either a canon person or you're a nikon person.
There is no in-between there.
Have you got your 100k YouTube plaque yet?
Yes, I've actually had it for quite a long time, it sits in the back of my videos over
there on that chair.
I don't know, I don't wanna hang it up because I feel like it'd probably fall.
Thee it is.
Shiny.
Looks nice.
Lemme move out of frame.
Ooooooo.
It's so nice!
Do you eat macaroni and cheese with a spoon or a fork?
Who would eat it with a spoon??
It's not soup!
Say something Swiss.
Cheese!
First pun that pops into your head.
Goat!
I mean that's not even...It's just goat.
What's the coolest thing you've been given by a subscriber?
What's the weirdest thing?
I think for both of them they'd just be cactuses.
Do you know how many friggin cactuses I got a SitC this year?
Like, it's not funny.
How am I supposed to transport them home without getting hurt.
You're trigger...
Why would you do that!
Why would you do that.
*cries*
What's your dinosaur of the day?
Yoshi I will destroy you at Smash (Bros.)
How's the scary neighbour doing?
Hey Dodie!
How's the scary neighbour doing? *scared groan*
You heard her.
*groan* Our scary neighbour (scarebour) is rarely
home.
Like she literally comes in once a month to just pester us.
She's literally our period.
Have you ever used a lush product?
I've definitely used a couple when Dodie buys them and then they're in the shower, and I'm
like Hey Daddy-o.
I feel like whenever I use Lush products I end up coming out of the shower smelling like
Patty Walters.
Do you still have the piss cup?
That is an old reference, but yes!
The piss cup is under the boomerang over there in the back of all my videos.
If you don't know what I'm talking about, that's okay.
What would you say to someone who wants to move to England in the future?
It's hard as heck.
You will be full of stress.
Oh my gosh.
Read everything.
It's... ugh...
Do you like Chinese food?
Udon't ask me that question.
*laughs* I can't even continue with this... yes.
I just hit my dick... ow.
What album would you recommend at the moment?
Well if it's besides Twenty-one pilots which is the main thing I've been listening to for
the last couple of weeks, it'd be Supermodel by Foster the People.
It's just a really solid album.
I really like the tunes.
It's really catchy.
And the songs get stuck in my head a lot.
What was your favourite moment at SitC this year?
My favourite moment was probably the last 5 to 10 minutes when they were trying to kick
everyone out, but Dodie and I were like oh my gosh!
We haven't gotten to meet these people yet, so we ran out and we just started taking pictures
with everyone.
Trying as fast as we could.
And in the end, right before they kicked everyone out, we did get a picture with everyone that
was in that group, so that made me feel a lot better because even though I did like
3 or 4 different meetups, it still just wasn't enough, and that's very lovely and humbling,
and thank you so much to all the people that came up to meet me.
Make a twenty-one pilots (tøp) pun on the spot.
Tyler Joseph was having this nightmare, and Josh Dun runs up to him and he's like oh my
gosh there's this crazy witch and she's shooting laser beams out of her eyes.
We have to, we have to stop her!
So Tyler goes to him and he goes: Help my pull her eyes out...help me polarize.
*laughs* I'm dun.
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I guess EYE'M a fast healer.
No.
There's gotta be more eye puns.
Oh there are, but I've done like all of them already!
I ended up looking up online all the issues that could have happened with a sliced cornea
and then eyebrows'd the Internet.
Did you LASH out cause you were angry?
I didn't though.
I didn't lash out.
Shut up.
*laughs* There was a LIDdle bit of pain.
Eyelid.
Oh ok.
Anymore?
No?
She's not really good at puns she's just my pupil at the moment.
Just working on it.
Aww that was very good.
It was a bit CORNEa.
*laughs* IRIS I could do them as good as you.
Yup.
*laughs* Come on.
Come on.
Oh uhm.
You're behind me, you're not really in the light.
Eyeshadow you.
*laughs* Okay wait, wait, wait.
I have like a word, but I'm just trying to fit it into something.
Mmhmm.
Uhm No, nevermind it's gonna be really bad.
Your bad puns are kinda CATARACTing mine.
I'm leaving.
See ya.