- I'm Prudence and this is my brother Zack.
- This whole thing is stupid. (lively music)
We're too old for this.
- Well, that's too bad, we're here.
- You can leave.
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- Mom's making us babysit some kids.
- Why?
- She knows their rich aunt or something.
Honestly I think she just hates us.
- Kris is pure evil.
- It's a good thing kids love me.
- You scare kids, Kourtney.
- Only on the weekends.
- I work the best with kids,
so you two really don't even need to go.
- Oh my God shut up, Kim.
- There's only one way to find out I'm right.
- What the hell is this?
- I'm Prudence and this is my brother Zack.
- You guys aren't babies.
- Our parents can't trust us to be in the house alone.
- Why?
Have you killed someone?
- Almost.
There was this thing about dates and a cartel--
- But it wasn't our fault.
- Right, yes, let's go with that.
- This whole thing is stupid.
We're too old for this.
- Well that's too bad, we're here.
- You can leave.
- Now I wanna stay, just cause you said that.
- Okay, so the best way to start a day--
- It's the afternoon.
- The best way to start a day is with a healthy meal.
I can cook anything.
What do you want?
- Well, I have a few allergies.
- What are they?
- I can't have nuts.
- Okay I can--
- Or wheat.
- Got it.
- I'm gluten-free and lactose intolerant
and strawberries make me--
- What about air?
Are you allergic to air, too?
Do you get hives when you breathe?
I'll make a salad.
- I don't really like salads.
- What?
- I don't like salads.
- What are you saying?
- I don't like salads.
- Speak English!
- Hey there, young man.
- Don't call me that.
- Fine.
What are you working on?
- I go to school and they give me work to do at home.
What do you think I'm doing?
- Is this a riddle?
- It's homework.
- I can totally help with that.
Tutoring is so watermelon.
- Whatever.
The subject is biology.
- Oh the biology is in the back of the book.
You need start with the front.
- What?
- The table of contents.
There you go.
- I think you're confused.
- Um, I'm not the one reading a book backwards.
- I'm not reading it backwards!
- Not anymore, you're welcome.
- Look, I just need help with this question.
- What is it?
- What are the stages of mitosis?
- [Kim] (snores) Watermelon (snores).
- Miss Kourtney?
- What Jacob?
- Prudence.
- Same thing.
- Can we play like a game or something?
- Let's play hide and go seek.
- I love hide and go seek!
- Prudence--
- Go hide and I'll find you.
(Prudence panting)
- You can't just tell my sister to--
- I'll give you $100 if you shut up.
- Okay.
- You just lost the money.
- How?
- I told you not to speak and you did.
- But-- - Bye.
- I'm not going anywhere.
(lively music)
Don't turn the volume up.
This isn't how you're supposed to babysit someone.
- I literally don't know what else to do.
- I fed them salads and they're not sleeping yet.
- They're not babies, stupid.
- We could lock them in a room.
- Shut up, Kim.
- I don't hear you coming up with any good ideas.
- I have an idea.
- What?
- We just leave.
- Shut up, Kourtney. (canister clanging)
(canister hissing)
- Oh my God, it's a smoke grenade.
- I've heard about these!
If you take deep breaths you won't pass out.
- No, you take deep breaths with mace not smoke grenades.
- Those are literally the same things.
- This isn't the time to debate you stupid...
(all thudding)
- [Zack] You wanna steal their car and go joyriding?
- [Prudence] I've got their keys!
(air whooshing)
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